George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ghost to Ghost]

BTW - what is with that picture of George? In that picture he looks like the most suave, debonair, interesting, aristocratic adventurous, worldly man possible.  In every other picture he looks like trailer trash from outside Dearborn, MI. I don't know if he put on a lot of weight between this picture and his current ones, or this is just highly airbrushed or he's aged very poorly or what but I've always found it disconcerting.

Well he's American but ethnically Lebanese and Egyptian, and according to his Wiki his father was born in Cairo.

If he was speaking Arabic, especially rocking that mustache, none of us would do a double-take.

Imam George Tarig Muhtadi Waseem Faisal al Noory, الساحل إلى الساحل

lol.

[MABUSE]

Oh, Cry for old age...
I listened for an hour tonight
for the first time in months:

Nuri's reality tastes like an old newspaper's comic page
and moths...
dead months...
dry, stale, meatless and empty.

What used to be the GeorgieFest rampant rally
against the old Bell Ringers is now
a zebra...
an anomily...
wherein the "host" promotes the worst of the worst
who can lie the best
belching the "official story" of lied truth
call after call
guest after guest
encoding where once there was inquiry,
espousing where once was interest
as far removed from concept as the antipodes
unto ourselves or
the South to the Septetrion.
A show that shown a light of clarity into the the darkness
has devolved to an info-mercial
for the hopeless, hapless and helpless.

**M**

[RecoveringNoorholic]

Punnett seems like he doesn't take some paranormal topics seriously at all. He's similar to the local news guy who does a little joke about the recent UFO sighting, rather than reporting it like a serious news story.  I also think Punnett isn't libertarian enough for the job. And I say that, not just in the political sense, but in the conversational sense as well. I mean despite Noory's drawbacks as an interviewer, he at least knows never to set himself up as the opposition to his guests' claims.

I agree and disagree. I like the fact that Punnett never gives anyone a pass, in fact, in some cases I almost wish he'd go in further. He always takes his questions to the edge without ever quite "moving in for the kill." I like the paranormal or I wouldn't listen to C2C but I don't think we do ourselves any favors by having a free forum for people to come on and say there are hibernating giants in Kansas without having to present any evidence short of "I heard from an anonymous source who herad from an anonymous source -." When I first heard Dr. Charles Tramont on C2C it was with GN and he came across as a patently credible, conservative, well-informed, sober researcher into reincarnation. The second time he was on - a year later - he came across as a raving nutcase who was even worse than "Dr." Bruce Goldberg. I often think that if GN had been more aggressive in his questioning the first time I wouldn't have been deluded into spending a year thinking the things Tramont said had any bearing on reality.

I also like Ian's "storybook" interview style when he interviews authors.

That said, I swear my head explodes each time he says "mmmkay, now I wanna challenge you on this ..." That specific line is so oft repeated it gets dulling.

I also just don't like Ian's voice. He's really not kidding when he says he has a voice made for print.

Also, when you say he's not libertarian enough in his questioning style, I'd move that to say he's also not libertarian enough in his philosophical style. I don't think a Minnesota fabian can really give a good treatment to conspiracy and parapolitical topics.

Finally, with Ian, sometimes I feel like I'm listening to Radio Comicon. My interest level in XYZ character from some indie comic from 1978 and the thought process that went into creating it is just about nil. It's like George and his ramblings about the Twilight Zone.

My vote is for Knapp hands-down. Knapp is informed, connected, not afraid to challenge guests (except, unfortunately, Bob Lazar), and increases his credibility by displaying investigative interest in topics of the mainstream (e.g. wild horses, Jim Gibbons' sex scandal, OST nuclear transports, etc.). I wish Knapp, though:

1 - didn't do the DJ act with the bumper music ... "taking us into break is a solid gold favorite from the Grass Roots; you won't be able to stop from clapping along to this cover of Edison Lighthouses' Love Grows ..."

2 - did something about his voice ... it's obvious he has a heavy foreign or regional accent he's covering up; the monotone of his voice is a washover of some dialect - whatever his real voice sounds like it's got to be better than that, though

[RecoveringNoorholic]

It would be like interviewing a guest about Saladin and asking, "The samurai were pretty strong back then too, weren't they?"

Ha! +1

[Cobra2006]

Glad I found this site to replace the old GeorgeNoorySucks one.  Whoopee!

Above are many excellent answers to your question.   If you listen to Noory long enough, like five minutes, you'll realize that he's a moron.  A few nights ago there was this gem: "Now I'm going to coin a phrase from Forrest Gump..."

The really sad thing is all the people who call and tell him that he's the smartest guy on radio. He seems to believe it, which may be why he often answers questions directed at his guest.

When I wake up at 2 am, George is the tonic I take to go right back to sleep.

[MV/Liberace!]

A few nights ago there was this gem: "Now I'm going to coin a phrase from Forrest Gump..."

holy shite.  that's really nasty.  wow.

glad you're here, cobra.

[valdez]

     Her voice shaking, sincere, and humble, Maria from Manhattan called in to tell alien abductee, Jim Moroney, that she didn't believe him.
     Neither did I.

[MV/Liberace!]

Still, this is no excuse for George. He is the one who wanted C2C and he is the one making somewhere in the range of $350K in salary.

yikes... you think snoors really is making that little per year for hosting a nationally syndicated show airing on some 500 stations or more?  if so, he's probably the most poorly paid guy in his league.  compare that to rush limbaugh who recently signed a contract amounting to over $50,000,000 per year... or about $962,000 per week... or about $192,400 per show.

anybody have an address to which i can mail some canned chili or spam to noory?  perhaps a used coat?

[ArtBellFan]

I also only listen to Art when he is live, Knapp and well Punnett rarely, his guests are not Coast and not happy with his attitude, Ian was actually better a few years back, hey Barbara Simpson where are you, would love it if she did weekends instead of Ian..

[MV/Liberace!]

...hey Barbara Simpson where are you, would love it if she did weekends instead of Ian..

i did like barbara a lot.  i took a lot of shit from people at one time for saying that, too.

[RecoveringNoorholic]

In the latest installment of his gasping promotional stunt, George Noory responded to questions by WND about his potential presidential candidacy in 2012.

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=127477

He did not give a line-up of his future inner circle:

First Lady Linda Moulton Howe
Secret Service Director "Tommy"
Secretary of the Treasury Glynis "Numbers Lady" Mccants
Co-Surgeons-General Dr. Bruce Goldberg and life partner, Morning Song
Director of the Office of Faith Based Initiatives "JC"
Director of NASA Richard C. Hoagland
White House Gardener Alex Jones
Vice-President Joe Biden

[MV/Liberace!]

White House Gardener Alex Jones
Vice-President Joe Biden

HAHA wow i just about lost my mud on these last two.  classic.

[MABUSE]

You forgot a few:

Secretary of Education: Zacky "The Wonder Poodle" Sitchin
Secretary of Defense: Major Head Games-Dames
Secretary of State: Jordan Maxwell
Secretary of the Interior: Red Elk
Press Secretary: Jerome Corsi

One is drawn to recall Wellington's recital of Lord Acton's observation: "I know not what effect these names have on the enemy, but by God! They scare me!"

**M**

[RecoveringNoorholic]

Secretary of Defense: Major Head Games-Dames

OMFG LMAO

[RecoveringNoorholic]

HAHA wow i just about lost my mud on these last two.  classic.

[Ruteger]

The Snoor-Fuk and his lame-o guests could not do worse than the current Marxist Administration. I say, vote Noory in 2010 - Embrace the Demise of America!

[11angeleyes11]

Could it be?
Chief of Staff:  Jerome Coursi
Director or Finance: SDM?
Intern:  I won't even go there.

[MV/Liberace!]

Embrace the Demise of America!

there's a strong part of me that agrees.  things are going to have to get a lot worse before they get better.  that said, things aren't really all that bad either... at least from my perspective on life and the world.  it's like the old bill hicks bit where he talks about watching cnn and hearing nothing but war, famine, death, aids, homelessness, recession, depression, war, famine, death, aids... and then he looks out his front window and hears crickets chirping.  haha, makes me laugh even as i type this.

[Mops]

Presidential Candidate Promises Orderly Doomsday
(From Wire Service Reports) - The authoritative World Net Daily reports that legendary radio announcer George Noory is seriously pondering a run for president in 2012.
Noory, who insisted he will never hesitate to produce a birth certificate for anyone who asks, was true to his word and flashed proof that he is indeed an eight-year-old North Korean girl.   â€œI know what you are wondering,” Noory added.  “And, yes, by 2012 I will be legally old enough to run for president.”
The daughter of immigrants who fled Pyongyang in 2008, Noory was inspired by his father’s hard scrabble life riding box cars looking for work as an itinerant Scrabble player.  His mother?  Noory teared-up as he spoke of the day the family landed on American shores and she was finally able to take off that old, tattered cat skinning apron.  “I became emotional,” George said.  “It was the apron I made for her one summer at Kimmy Kamp.  But she kept the chaps.”
And what will Noory choose as the name for his political party?   â€œNothing.  It will be a blank space on the ballot.  So will my name.  It will be my way of honoring the hundreds of millions of faceless Americans who will be voting in their last election before they all die on December 20, 2012.”
Knowing he himself won’t be alive to take the oath of office in 2013 has not discouraged Noory.  “It is the job of the president-elect to protect America until the day it is destroyed.  Part of my platform will encourage the mass production of Turmeric because it is possible the Mayans were also trying to warn us of a global pandemic of fatal heart attacks.   We must be ready.
“We must also be ready for attacks by extraterrestrials trying to reclaim their fallen comrades at Roswell.  Here and now I call on the New World Order to return the bodies of those MIAs to avoid any Doomsday confusion.   We can’t have Woody Allen and the Mayans trying to rob the same bank.
“Again, we must be ready for all possibilities.  We cannot and will not allow an Old Hag/ Suitcase Nuke/Chupacabra/Mighty Joe Young/ Venus Fly Trap/Satanic Elf gap in the defense of Gold and Country!”

- 30 -

[valdez]

     George posed this question to psychiatrist, intuitionist, and remote viewer, Dr. Judith Orioff: "How can we learn to forsee the future?  Because it would be helpful, in everything that we do."
     No shit?  Really?  Seeing the future?  Helpful?  You &#@!> moron.  You got demons taking over the Vatican (which you gave all of 45 seconds to covering, waisting half that time trying to get some old coot to answer your one question, but he couldn't answer it because he was an old coot and he couldn't hear you), you got people in China growing horns and tails, you got a revolt at NASA, you got a complete wackjob who is third in line for succession to the Presidency, and you waste our time with remote viewers, hypnotist, and your mindless idiocy.
     You suck.

[Cobra2006]

As usual, last night George read the news highlights.  Among them was a report that Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim is now ahead of Bill Gates.  According to Forbes, Slim's fortune is now 53.5 billion dollars, while Gates has only 53 billion.      Says George, "If I were Bill Gates I'd go out and borrow $600,000 and get back on top."      How can you get funnier than that?  Not only is George clueless about what net worth means, he even got the arithmetic wrong.      This ties in well with a previous comment of his, which I posted on YouTube last year at  George Noory, Financial Genius.  In this brilliant piece of analysis George demonstrates that he doesn't understand the concept of using "other people's money," which is to shift the financial risk to the other person.  Instead, George thinks it's smart to borrow money for the purpose of consumption even though you have the cash to pay for the item.  To him, that's using other people's money.     You can't fix stupid.     

[MABUSE]

[  We cannot and will not allow an Old Hag/ Suitcase Nuke/Chupacabra/Mighty Joe Young/ Venus Fly Trap/Satanic Elf gap in the defense of Gold and Country!” [/size]

OR...a MINESHAFT GAP!
Thank you Mops for a much needed guffaw this morning!
**M**

[Tom from Hong Kong]

It sounds as if everyone is promoting Snoory for President to get him the **** off of Coast to Coast every evening.  Some claim that the President really doesn't have much power at the end of the day.

[RecoveringNoorholic]

And what will Noory choose   as the name for his political party?   â€œNothing.  It will be a blank   space on the ballot.  So will my name.  It will be my way of honoring   the hundreds of millions of faceless Americans who will be voting in   their last election before they all die on December 20, 2012.

OMFG - classic!

[Zaqir]

George is talking 2012 again.

He just made the statement that he doesn't think anything is going to happen (Except for the fact that in a ton of other shows he keeps suggesting something major will happen)

The best is, he says something WONT happen but then asks the following "What about the sun?" and what about X Y Z etc etc.

WTF is wrong with him how many times can he contradict himself.

The best thing is he said "You know what this is probably something concocted by the "media" as if saying that makes his statements any more valid or two faced or stupid sounding.

The only media talking about it involves his own show pretty much.


Honestly it makes me sad that this guy has a well paying job when he has the education and deductive abilities of a child.

[Pseudonaut]

Yeah, he comes out complaining about how the media is blowing 2012 out of proportion, as if he isn't leading the pack.

[Pseudonaut]

Hey all. I'm new around here, and I apologize if this topic has already been covered.

I've decided something needs to be done about Noory past the usual forum biatching. I want to find out who to contact at PremRad to complain. Does anyone have any leads on this? If not, I'll dig up some information myself and post it here.

Let's get George replaced.

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey all. I'm new around here, and I apologize if this topic has already been covered.

I've decided something needs to be done about Noory past the usual forum biatching. I want to find out who to contact at PremRad to complain. Does anyone have any leads on this? If not, I'll dig up some information myself and post it here.

Let's get George replaced.

hi, pseudonaut.  glad you're here and hopefully this will be the first of many posts.

i think the most relevant thing i can do is to refer you to this post:
http://www.coastgab.com/index.php/topic,1811.msg24027.html#msg24027
it was my contention that to contact the producers of the show would be an exercise in futility.  i'm sure the network hears from people like us all the time, and the last 7 years of mediocrity have demonstrated that it apparently has no effect.

[MV/Liberace!]

oh, and i'll probably end up merging this thread with the one i just referred you to so that we can keep the subject consolidated.  just a heads up so you wouldn't think your post was deleted or anything.

[MV/Liberace!]

Yeah, he comes out complaining about how the media is blowing 2012 out of proportion, as if he isn't leading the pack.

god, this reminds me...
here in cape girardeau, missouri, the local AM talk station is 960 KZIM.  it's a typical cookie-cutter, small town, shit-bag news/talk station that pulls EVERYTHING from the satellite and tops it all off with an atrocious morning "news" show hosted by some fevered ego named faune riggin who thinks she's a gifted radio pro and a pleasure to listen to.  i'll have to pull some audio of this broad for you guys some time.  you won't believe how insufferable it is.  i can't stand to hear her useless, banal editorializing, "observations," and attempts at humor when i'm driving to school in the morning.  bleh.  why do i keep the radio tuned to this station during the morning commute?  because i can't stand to listen to music on the radio, it's hard to look away from an accident, and i don't drive long enough to bother trying to find something else.  i hope she finds this post as i'm sure she googles her own name.  anyway, the above isn't really relevant to the purpose of this post.

kzim is INCESSANTLY running this :30 coast to coast promotion in which george says something to the effect of:

Sure, on Coast to Coast AM we talk about the supernatural and conspiracy... but did you know we also talk about things like science, technology, alternative health... will we get to 2012? (unbelievable.)  Find the answers to these and many other questions on Coast to Coast AM.

we are an undeserving society for whom mediocrity is apparently "good enough."