George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

and by the way... i think the way to future-proof ourselves from situations like this is to stop pushing oil companies to drill miles offshore in 5000+ feet of water.  there is plenty of oil to be drilled on land and/or shallow waters.  it's just a matter of getting around the environmental alarmists who have no grasp of reality (like the fraudulent al gore).

[KnyeGuy]

     First guest was Dr. Andrew Wakefield on the connection between autism and vaccines.  Wasn't this debunked recently? 

Yeah I remembering hearing about the whole vaccine/autism connection being disproved. It was all over mainstream media a couple months ago I think. I was listening to the first hour of this show in the background while I was working, but I can't recall Noory asking him about these recent revelations... Did I miss it, or was Noory so out of touch that he didn't ask the guy about this?

[valdez]

    Author David Black on how electricity might be killing us, with a cameo appearance by Richard Dreyfuss who disappointed George by stating his disbelief in UFOs.  Frenchman and astrologist Dr. Luis Turi predicting something "shocking" on August 25th, and I also think (I was getting a bunch of static at the time) he spoke of "assassination" (not in connection with that date), which is something Art would not have allowed.  I think it took George by surprise.  He quickly changed the topic.

Kitty litter, lots and lots of kitty litter.

Do you know what that would do to the price of kitty litter?
 

[valdez]

     Stewart Pearce discussing the human voice.  Actually kind of interesting.  George was baffled as to why people who smoke alot tend to have a raspy voice.  During open lines producer Tom picked a few questions that were "texted" in for George to answer. Real gems like, "who is your favorite guest?", and "how can we prolong [?] the end of the world?".  George also said that he had recently held a meeting with his staff concerning what steps will be taken in the event of a huge cataclysmic disaster.  Last half hour was a repeat of an interview with Glenn Kimball in honor of his passing, which was abruptly cut off by the UFO Phil song.  Very tacky. 

[robey1129]

George Noory....grow a spine, will ya! His answer to who was his favorite guest since he has been hosting C2C:"Everyone".
Who would he love to interview if the world had one day left: His "family". Cause he wants to be near them at the end.
Hmmm.....I wonder what intriguing questions he would ask them?

[Supernormal]

Yeah I remembering hearing about the whole vaccine/autism connection being disproved. It was all over mainstream media a couple months ago I think. I was listening to the first hour of this show in the background while I was working, but I can't recall Noory asking him about these recent revelations... Did I miss it, or was Noory so out of touch that he didn't ask the guy about this?

I don't remember a specific reference to the relevant news, but there might have been a general nod in that direction. Noory seemed to portray the guest as a hero and a rebel, fighting entrenched, evil Big Pharma. He might have been oblivious to the fairly recent controversy. Maybe it was good enough that the guest attacked vaccines. 

[valdez]

    Richard C. is now accusing the Japanese of covering up evidence of alien civilizations discovered on an asteroid, or something like that.  John Truman Wolfe talked about the financial crisis.  It's complicated stuff and George doesn't help by asking questions that answer themselves, stating the obvious, and doing his best to dumb things down.  I was surprised, however, in how quickly Mr. Wolfe answered when George asked, "who is the one bad guy in all of this?".
   "George Soros."

[11angeleyes11]

    Richard C. is now accusing the Japanese of covering up evidence of alien civilizations discovered on an asteroid, or something like that.  John Truman Wolfe talked about the financial crisis.  It's complicated stuff and George doesn't help by asking questions that answer themselves, stating the obvious, and doing his best to dumb things down.  I was surprised, however, in how quickly Mr. Wolfe answered when George asked, "who is the one bad guy in all of this?".
  "George Soros."

Reading your critque it hit me, like an astroroid.  Here is why George is payed what he is payed and the reason that he gets criticized on the forums a lot.  It is dumbing things down.  That could be his job.  His job is to reverse engineer complex thoughts into a remedial edition for the masses.  He does that well.  I could not do it, and you must be very intelligent to pull something like that off night after night. 

He takes comlex theories that are fed to him through the interview and makes it easy for the most tired person on the midnight shift to understand.  Your average listener at that time of night does not want to be thought  provoked, they want to be entertained and kept awake, but the mind does not function well and it assists the listener to get the same information, just easier.  George is a master at this. 
 

[valdez]

Reading your critique it hit me, like an asteroid.  Here is why George is payed what he is payed and the reason that he gets criticized on the forums a lot.  It is dumbing things down.  That could be his job.  His job is to reverse engineer complex thoughts into a remedial edition for the masses.  He does that well.  I could not do it, and you must be very intelligent to pull something like that off night after night. 

He takes complex theories that are fed to him through the interview and makes it easy for the most tired person on the midnight shift to understand.  Your average listener at that time of night does not want to be thought  provoked, they want to be entertained and kept awake, but the mind does not function well and it assists the listener to get the same information, just easier.  George is a master at this. 
 

Oh that I could believe that George was doing this on purpose.  Alas, my friend, I think when the conversation gets heavy, he gets lost.  I may be wrong.

[Supernormal]

His job is to reverse engineer complex thoughts into a remedial edition for the masses.

I wish that some of my professors had done that. That was especially true for the morning classes.

[Supernormal]

I was surprised, however, in how quickly Mr. Wolfe answered when George asked, "who is the one bad guy in all of this?".
   "George Soros."

He's the guy who destroys economic systems for fun.

Noory Voice: "He sounds like a villain from a James Bond movie!"

[Pseudonaut]

Dear George,


When callers ask questions, they are asking the guest, not you. Please stop spouting your uneducated, childish opinion before your guest can speak.


Thank you,
Pseudonaut

[valdez]

     During the opening news segment George said something about a radiation storm headed our way.  He spent all of about two minutes on it.  Nothing on the c2c website mentioning this.  Ok.  I found a link on Drudge:  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/7819201/Nasa-warns-solar-flares-from-huge-space-storm-will-cause-devastation.html
     It won't hit until 2013.  Whew. 

[KnyeGuy]

Dear George,


When callers ask questions, they are asking the guest, not you. Please stop spouting your uneducated, childish opinion before your guest can speak.


Thank you,
Pseudonaut

Agreed... Same goes for Ian too

[Supernormal]

Dear George,


When callers ask questions, they are asking the guest, not you. Please stop spouting your uneducated, childish opinion before your guest can speak.


Thank you,
Pseudonaut

Guest Voice: "I have a question for the caller."
Noory Voice: "He must have hung up."

[Supernormal]

John Hogue will discuss Nostradamus tonight. How long will it take Noory to mention Ray Mabus?

Noory Voice: "He could be the Antichrist. You never know; you never know."

[Supernormal]

He's interviewing Fiona Horne, the extremely cute witch. What a WILF! I'd post an awful joke about a broomstick and a cauldron, but MV might turn me into a frog.

Noory Voice: "How's Sabrina these days?'

[Supernormal]

Noory: "People feel like something big is going to happen." (paraphrasing)

That's the zillionth time that he's said that. He's been saying that since I first listened to him in 2005 or 2006. Could there be a more general prediction? He claims to be a positive optimist. Nothing could be further from the truth! The pessimist just repeated his negative "folks feel like a horrible disaster is on its way" spiel. He can't hide the fact that he's all about the doom and gloom.

[puddintame]

Noory: "People feel like something big is going to happen." (paraphrasing)

That's the zillionth time that he's said that. He's been saying that since I first listened to him in 2005 or 2006. Could there be a more general prediction? He claims to be a positive optimist. Nothing could be further from the truth! The pessimist just repeated his negative "folks feel like a horrible disaster is on its way" spiel. He can't hide the fact that he's all about the doom and gloom.

Oh he just wallows in and slurps up the doom.  He loves the nutty "numbers" and "witch" women, too.  He was all giddy over the Wicca gal tonight.  Yuck.

[Supernormal]

Oh he just wallows in and slurps up the doom.  He loves the nutty "numbers" and "witch" women, too.  He was all giddy over the Wicca gal tonight.  Yuck.

He just said, "sumthun's gonna happen", again. You can almost detect disappointment in his voice when one of his guests downplays the significance of 2012. Does he ever host a show in which he doesn't mention 2012 or evil?

Noory Voice: "The sun's gonna do sumthun evil on 2012; I can feel it."

[MV/Liberace!]

He's interviewing Fiona Horne, the extremely cute witch. What a WILF! I'd post an awful joke about a broomstick and a cauldron, but MV might turn me into a frog.

Noory Voice: "How's Sabrina these days?'

[Marc.Knight]

Noory Voice: "The sun's gonna do sumthun evil on 2012; I can feel it."

hahahahahaha!

[Supernormal]

MV, I couldn't download what you posted. I hope that it was a nude photograph of Fiona. I kid. Bra and panties would be just fine.

[Supernormal]

     During the opening news segment George said something about a radiation storm headed our way.  He spent all of about two minutes on it.  Nothing on the c2c website mentioning this.  Ok.  I found a link on Drudge.

Valdez, he evidently gets a huge portion of his news stories from Drudge when he should be reading news stories from paranormal sites like the Anomalist. I miss your recaps.

[valdez]

     Evidence of a atomic blast in ancient India?  The Chinese went to the moon thousands of years ago?  Mainstream archaeologist hiding mankind's true past because divulging the truth would ruin their careers?  All this and more from Jonathan Grey.  I ain't buying it, and he sure did use the phrase "I would be speculating, of course, but...", a whole lot.  I did, however, respect his position that aliens were not involved in any of this, which frustrated George:
     "But you can't rule it out?"
     "O.K., George, we won't rule it out.  But it's really really improbable."
     "O.K."

[Marc.Knight]

     Evidence of a atomic blast in ancient India?  The Chinese went to the moon thousands of years ago?  Mainstream archaeologist hiding mankind's true past because divulging the truth would ruin their careers?  All this and more from Jonathan Grey.  I ain't buying it, and he sure did use the phrase "I would be speculating, of course, but...", a whole lot.  I did, however, respect his position that aliens were not involved in any of this, which frustrated George:
     "But you can't rule it out?"
    "O.K., George, we won't rule it out.  But it's really really improbable."
    "O.K."

Or the old faithful GN question... "Do you think robots are involved?"  Yes George, robots run the planet.  The always have.

[MABUSE]

      Mainstream archaeologist hiding mankind's true past because divulging the truth would ruin their careers?  All this and more from Jonathan Grey. 

Yeah,  I am previously aware of this ****(Latin derivative of wedge; starts with C & ends with T): less "factually based" than Sitchin or Hoaxland (and JEBUS! THAT is saying a LOT) and essentially every "artifact" he produces as "proof" is 1) unsubstantiated/unverified/silly-obvious fake 2) not independently studied, certified or researched by anyone with REAL credentials,(read CONSPIRACY!!!!)  3) typical "Nuri Genius Guest" gaff evidence. 
The whole "cave full o'stones" with ancient and alarming provenance and "discovered" rocks with miraculous proof is a well-worn path to the shill tent behind the geek display and next to the bearded lady & the scorpion boy.  At least Hoaxland & Sitchin are utterly, pathologically shameless in their shilling.  This nutjob  fails as a shill because he doesn't have the condescending arrogance  of a true master like the aforementioned geni.
**M**   

[Supernormal]

The physics of "Dark Shadows"? What's next? The biology of "Kolchak: The Night Stalker"? The chemistry of "Night Gallery"?

[MABUSE]

The physics of "Dark Shadows"? What's next? The biology of "Kolchak: The Night Stalker"? The chemistry of "Night Gallery"?

Dude...
I LOVED Kolchak when I was a wee lad...Night Gallery too!
Mind you, I would pay dearly to hear that arch-curmudgeon Richard Matheson; author of so many great tales,  get on the air and rip a brace of Anii into that intellectual epileptic, the Gilded Turd.
**M**

[valdez]

     Frank Borzellieri discusing Dark Shadows.  Back then I was more a Banana Splits type guy.  Did George say that there were "hundreds" of folks at the Night Hawk Zone tonight?  I counted only ten.  Hmmm.

..I LOVED Kolchak when I was a wee lad...

     The Night Stalker was cool.