George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

... i think it would be wrong to blame george, anyway...

The show topics are only one aspect of George's suckage.  He's a lazy uninterested person (at least when it comes to Coast) with no interviewing skills and little grasp of the English language.

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey george noory you suck.

Hey everyone George Noory signed in yesterday. I wish that post more often.

heh heh, it's as if "you suck" is now a friendly way of saying, "hello".

[MV/Liberace!]

He's a lazy uninterested person (at least when it comes to Coast) with no interviewing skills and little grasp of the English language.

we all get that.  i'm talking about the behind the scenes logistical stuff, like what products are plugged, who has a job and who doesn't, etc...

[PB the Deplorable]

heh heh, it's as if "you suck" is now a friendly way of saying, "hello".

Maybe we can get a special Bellgab deal with him to autograph our recipe books

[georgesucks]

heh heh, it's as if "you suck" is now a friendly way of saying, "hello".

"you suck" is my way of saying hello george and you still suck too.

[georgesucks]

Maybe we can get a special Bellgab deal with him to autograph our recipe books

What a cool Idea.

[ItsOver]

   ...and then he did an ok impersonation of Bill Clinton. 

Sounds like I missed another Noory "classhic show." 

[georgesucks]

Hey george just remember, with out the bellgabbers, you will have no one to challenge you and keep you on your toes.

[FallenSeraph]

From John Hogue's FB page. GOD HELP US ALL:

"John Hogue
HOGUE ON COAST TO COAST AM (with George Noory)

Tune into the second hour (11 pm Pacific) for my three-hour prophecy marathon forecasting the future of the year 2014. It's "1914" in many essential ways: a milestone year when History's water will break "again", launching a travail of change, upheaval, revolution and transcendence for humanity. This is the new book we'll be talking about: http://www.amazon.com/Predictions-2014-John-Hogue-ebook/dp/B00I7EFJRA/"

If by some miracle George says, "We don't want to hear about your new book, John! Not now. Not ever," I will pledge not to ever utter a grumpy word about him again.

[eeieeyeoh]

...
"John Hogue
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Tune into ...

That was over the top advanced warning of how I can avoid wasting my time. I would like to see your or the predictions here though. Seems like an old West Side Story rumble that Crocodile Dundee will have to show what a real knife is all about.

[wr250]

to paraphrase someone else:
id feel better about art coming back if hogue said he wasnt.

[Nebraska888]

The show topics are only one aspect of George's suckage.  He's a lazy uninterested person (at least when it comes to Coast) with no interviewing skills and little grasp of the English language.

Agreed, agreed, agreed!!!! 

[Nebraska888]

Sounds like I missed another Noory "classhic show."

Last night's interview (Tuesday, Feb. 4) with the first guest was HORRIBLE.  Noory was completely OUT TO LUNCH.  He stumbled over and over again with his simplistic and repetitious questions.  His second guest was articulate and interesting......Noory was, again, HORRIBLE and sounded like he had fallen off his chair and was reading a comic book...........however, this guest "took over" and managed to lead the interview. 

I tell people that I continue to listen to Coast because SOME guests have the skill to overlook Noory's ineptitude and  present the information without Noory interfering.  

[nooryisawesome]

For a guy who is supposed to give predictions, he sucks at it.
Generally Houge spends an hour not even giving predictions, and then the other hour being a vague as possible and claming hits on former vague, "predictions:.

John Hogue is a self-anointed prophet, born in 1955 in Hollywood, CA. He has a high-school degree, but claims to have read enough of his own to “become a Rhodes Scholar”

FAIL
Arizona Republican Senator John McCain has the best chance to defeat Democrat Al Gore in 2000. However, the Republican party will suffer defeat once again, because it may choose another George Bush and a Dole as its candidates â€" to be exact, George W. Bush and a woman vice-presidential candidate like Elizabeth Dole or Senator Kaye Baily Hutchinson of Texas. (1998)”

FAIL
The next president will die in office, most likely in his first term. (1994)”
( Slick Willy and W are just fine.)

Fail
The next president will not be assassinated. He will succumb to health problems, perhaps heart trouble, or he will die in some air accident. (1994)”
(W is fine)

Fail
It pains me to say it, but I believe that the president will be Al Gore. Although he may suffer an untimely death while in office, I can say that he will be remembered as a visionary leader, compared by some to President Kennedy.

Fail
President Gore will have a woman as his vice president. (1992)”

Fail
A woman will be president much sooner than anyone expects. She will not be elected, but will become president upon the death of the president elected in 2000.

FAIL
Hillary Clinton will be a president of the United States before 2010.

FAIL
As Randi discusses on Bullshit! with books in hand, Hogue had decided in Nostradamus and the Millennium that Nostradamus indicated the anti-christ as Ayatollah Khomeini, but when AM died he reprinted his book and updated the anti-christ to be Saddam Hussein.

etc,etc,etc,etc

[albrecht]

I wonder when the operators at C2C will realize that having a listing of upcoming guests might actually cause them LESS listeners? Certainly anytime I see that Hogue is on I know not to tune-in. Nostradamus, even when a good presenter does him like that "documentary" show with Orson Wells decades ago, writes so vaguely and has translation issue so can be almost twisted to have "predicted" any scenario.

[Heather Wade]

"History's water will break"?  C'mon Hogue, that's just gross.  Can't believe someone let him publish that, and didn't say anything.   

[Uncle Duke]

I was surprised Noory didn't drop Patrick Rick ASAP when he learned his book was about the history of the Alexan Brothers abbey and not the famous St. Louis exorcism at the Alexan Brothers hospital. He has no clue what to this guest's book is about, no clue at all.  When he asked Rick if a Catholic "Brother" is "...like, a priest's assistant..." I was amazed. Having repeatedly heard Noory expose his appalling ignorance of Catholicism, its no wonder he's abandoned it. I find it really hard to believe he graduated from U. of Detroit, a Jesuit school. The Jesuits run tough schools.

I thought George asked the question about a brother being a priest's assistant for the benefit of the non-Catholic listeners.  I have no doubt George did not read the guy's book, but then again Art admitted he didn't read guests' books.  He did know enough about the book to bring up the Indian attack before the author did, however.  The Clinton impression came out of left field, but he wasn't half bad.  Liked it when he told George it would cost him to do an interview with him as Clinton.

I really got a chuckle out of George asking the author about the Vatican's position on aliens, like a guy who spent a short time in a RC seminary forty years ago is well versed on such things.  Must admit to being disappointed Geoerge didn't ask if there had been a portal at the seminary.

[b_dubb]

"History's water will break"?  C'mon Hogue, that's just gross.  Can't believe someone let him publish that, and didn't say anything.   

Fascinating! What will become of history's after birth?

[yumyumtree]

Fascinating! What will become of history's after birth?

Maybe somebody will cook it in a stew. That's fashionable these days.

[Heather Wade]

Fascinating! What will become of history's after birth?

Someone's got to clean it up, might create a few jobs. 

A PSA to all who may listen tonight:  keep a barf bag handy.

[VtaGeezer]

I thought George asked the question about a brother being a priest's assistant for the benefit of the non-Catholic listeners.

That might be an excuse for one who had no awareness of Catholic institutions.  For a man who says he was raised Catholic, in a largely Catholic city, and graduated from a respected Catholic university, it's quite a stupid way to put it; but that's Noory's habit, isn't it. 

[dortmunder]

Hey george just remember, with out the bellgabbers, you will have no one to challenge you and keep you on your toes.

Really? Is it working, do you think? If Bellgab were a church confessional, wouldn't George be the guy who gets absolved of all his sins and then run right out to the next strip joint to do some blow off a girl's ass?

...speaking of which, what time is it?

[karios8]

Tonight's show [p]recap:

GN: [scripted question from Hogue]
Hogue: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, if you buy my book...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, buy my book.
GN: Thash fashinating! We'll be back!

wash, rinse, repeat

[Mind Flayer Monk]

...wouldn't George be the guy who gets absolved of all his sins and then run right out to the next strip joint to do some blow off a girl's ass?

George isn't even that cool or interesting.

[FallenSeraph]

I wish I felt motivated enough to count how many times Hogue says, "in my book" tonight. I'm predicting he says it at least 19 times.

[wr250]

Last night's interview (Tuesday, Feb. 4) with the first guest was HORRIBLE.  Noory was completely OUT TO LUNCH.  He stumbled over and over again with his simplistic and repetitious questions.  His second guest was articulate and interesting......Noory was, again, HORRIBLE and sounded like he had fallen off his chair and was reading a comic book...........however, this guest "took over" and managed to lead the interview. 

I tell people that I continue to listen to Coast because SOME guests have the skill to overlook Noory's ineptitude and  present the information without Noory interfering.

this:

George is  the guy who gets absolved of all his sins and then run right out to the next strip joint to do some blow off a girl's ass?

...speaking of which, what time is it?

[ItsOver]

For a guy who is supposed to give predictions, he sucks at it.
Generally Houge spends an hour not even giving predictions, and then the other hour being a vague as possible and claming hits on former vague, "predictions"...

This clown is even worse than Dames.  Jorchy should stick with credible guests.  You know, like Hoagland. 

[asyourattorney]

The other nite noory was soo happy he finally was able to talk about bothering Mel Gibson at a restaurant for real celebrity's. He probably told Alex during break to ask him about Mel. That name dropping fame whore is always trying to act like he's hanging out in all the best Hollywood restaurant.

mel torme's gotta be 108 by now.

[bateman]

I wish I felt motivated enough to count how many times Hogue says, "in my book" tonight. I'm predicting he says it at least 19 times.

Sounds like a drinking game to me.

[PB the Deplorable]

That might be an excuse for one who had no awareness of Catholic institutions.  For a man who says he was raised Catholic, in a largely Catholic city, and graduated from a respected Catholic university, it's quite a stupid way to put it; but that's Noory's habit, isn't it.

George doesn't seem to know much about anything.

He stopped listening decades ago