George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[WildCard]

Oh, great. I referenced a post which now seems to have disappeared, leaving me looking like the scary one  :

Just fix that sucks thread for crying out loud my granddaughter looks at this site

[starrmtn001]

Im willing to take advice. Just fix that sucks thread . . . .

Oh, it's fixed all right ya parasitic sewer maggot.

[DanTSX]

I see Jorch was too much of a pussy to call into gabcast tonight because Art was calling in.

[ItsOver]

I see Jorch was too much of a pussy to call into gabcast tonight because Art was calling in.

Jorch is no doubt busy with his show prep nap.

[DanTSX]

Jorch is no doubt busy with his show prep nap.

They let him nap at the bar at TGIFridays?

[FallenSeraph]

They aren't attacking Art on that basis ... yet. The seeds of it have already been sewn with the now fairly common criticism that Dark Matter wasn't up to snuff. Go check it, it's there. If left on it's own it would be a few weeks tops before the hyperanalysis of his broadcast style began and the nitpicks began streaming out to become jokes.

You do realize that Art said he didn't read his guests books beforehand, did you catch that one on the program?

I think about half the criticisms are, in fact, made up. The lisp certainly is. Some of what you say is valid, some of it there's no way you could know--such as most of the alleged lies--and some of them describe every radio host there is. Laziness? Look at the guy's schedule to resoundingly prove that misguided. Self-promotion? You won't get far in any branch of the entertainment industry if you don't self-promote.

I'm not defending anything, Noory is an uninteresting interviewer. He makes things sound too infomercial-like, especially lately. The health and wellness programs are bad news, because they could easily be mistaken for paid programming by anyone sliding along the dial. What I'm doing is being reasonable, because, well, I said months ago that everyone would eventually turn on Art given the climate. Well, it happened. Now watch how it evolves should Art honor his non-compete. Watch it seethe and grow like Noory's criticisms did until it finally becomes exactly the same monster.

I like you, SciFi. You're all right. 

[FallenSeraph]

I see Jorch was too much of a pussy to call into gabcast tonight because Art was calling in.

George is too busy getting ready for what could end up being a classic: GLYNIS MCCANTS the Numbers Lady AND a segment on psychopaths.

I for one am looking forward to it, even though I'll probably only be awake for 15 minutes of it. Tired.

[SciFiAuthor]

Welcome to the herd. Nice to have you. We need all the new faces we can get.

I wouldn't say I've joined the herd, rather I've signed a non-compete with the George Noory Sucks thread.

Oates, the bumper music wars, the crown, the inconsistency of what would have happened to Art's optional but well-used fourth hour when C2C came on board, just too much to say anything positive or defensive about the guy anymore. Trample away, herd.

[bateman]

They let him nap at the bar at TGIFridays?

[Morgus]

Number's Lady - again?!

[indigoo]

Oh my fucking god - resident numbers lady on C2C. This shit is fucking terrible. I haven't actually listened to this show in a few years.

BaARF

[Falkie2013]

I turned on $norry while I was taking the turkey out of the roasting pan and I really was able to listen to him and realized for the first time that he sounds like he's reading from 3 x 5 cards or something.
There's no sponteneity there, unlike Art.
I think that's another reason why he's so bad.

[valdez]

Number's Lady - again?!

...This shit is fucking terrible...

..sounds like he's reading from 3 x 5 cards or something...

     Oh, he's definitely reading from index cards, or something.  Horrible interview with neuroscientist James Fallon on psychos.  Memo to Producer Tom:  you need to get some info on that self-described psycho who keeps calling in every time you do a show on psychos because that there boy is psycho and there be bodies in his crawl space.   George asked Glynis McCants, the numbers lady, "do a lot of people check in with you, with regard to numbers?" And when Glynis mentioned that she use to sing in a cabaret, at a joint called the Rose Tattoo, and I'm thinking "hey, that sounds cool, I sure would like to know more about that" and George completely ignores it causing me to wonder how some folks can doubt that he sucks.  Among other highlights:  George forgets which president came after Reagan, George recalls his childhood fascination with telescopes, life on other planets, frogs and tadpoles, and George is planning a trip to Cuba.

While entertaining his famous American broadcaster guest,
Fidel realizes, "this guy really sucks."

[dan7800]

I couldn't even listen to Art interview the numbers lady.

[FallenSeraph]

I officially and unequivocally retract every nice thing I've ever said about Noory. Coast to Coast is playing on Indie 104 on SiriusXM. There was indeed a shenanigan as Art suggested. Oates was bad, but this is too much.

I missed it - what was the shenanigan?

I'm so behind on all these threads. Hopeless.

[FallenSeraph]

     Oh, he's definitely reading from index cards, or something.  Horrible interview with neuroscientist James Fallon on psychos.  Memo to Producer Tom:  you need to get some info on that self-described psycho who keeps calling in every time you do a show on psychos because that there boy is psycho and there be bodies in his crawl space.   George asked Glynis McCants, the numbers lady, "do a lot of people check in with you, with regard to numbers?" And when Glynis mentioned that she use to sing in a cabaret, at a joint called the Rose Tattoo, and I'm thinking "hey, that sounds cool, I sure would like to know more about that" and George completely ignores it causing me to wonder how some folks can doubt that he sucks.  Among other highlights:  George forgets which president came after Reagan, George recalls his childhood fascination with telescopes, life on other planets, frogs and tadpoles, and George is planning a trip to Cuba.

While entertaining his famous American broadcaster guest,
Fidel realizes, "this guy really sucks."

Listening to this show now. I love to talk about psychopaths, but damn, Fallon sounds like George Costanza. That's killing it for me.

[ItsOver]

I couldn't even listen to Art interview the numbers lady.

I've joked that I could listen to Art interview a rock.  The numbers nut is worse than a rock. 

[dan7800]

I've joked that I could listen to Art interview a rock.  The numbers nut is worse than a rock.

+1

[NoMoreNoory]

The Castro moment was a memorable piece of Nooriness. A woman, from memory by the name of Cindy, had called The Numbers Lady with a genuine tale of woe about her life and specifically her husband, who is suffering from depression. Glynis, to her credit, genuinely engaged with the caller to ask more questions about her spouse and offer advice based on her reading of his numbers. Noory, meanwhile, clearly cuts Cindy adrift, and begins telling Cindy how depression and stress can make people look older and how he, the great and sage Herr Professor Doktor Noory, can tell just by looking at someone if they're suffering from depression. Glynis offered some dumb advice about watching comedies and listening to upbeat music to put you in a happy place. It was at this point, apropos of absolutely nothing, that Noory opined:
'I don't know the birth date of Fidel Castro'
Well, I doubt many people, very possibly including Fidel Castro these days, do. But it was one of those Noory 'Whaaaaaat??' moments. Why is he saying this? What does it have to do with anything at all? Noory continued:
'Because some people have asked me to go to Cuba and interview him, and we may try to work that out, that would be great.'
One can only imagine what was happening in Glynis' brain at that moment, but credit to her, she dealt with it pretty well. Noory went so far as to ask Tommy 'back in LA' to 'wiki Fidel' and find his birth date, which Tommy duly did. And Glynis read his numbers as though this in some way cast light on whether Dave should set sail for Havana immediately.
Quite extraordinary. Take a back seat, Frost-Nixon: Noory-Castro is here! Who are these 'some people'? I know everyone here would be happy for Dave to disappear to Cuba for a very long time. And I think we can all imagine how the interview goes. Starting, of course, with
'I'm here with Fidel Castro. Heeey, Fido! How are yooouuu?'
to
'So what got you into this revolutionary dictatorship thing in the first place, Fidel?'
all the way through to
'So, Fidel, what's next for youuuu?'
And I'm sure my fellow Gabbers can flesh out a few more timeless moments from the interview of the century

[ItsOver]

The Castro moment was a memorable piece of Nooriness....
And I'm sure my fellow Gabbers can flesh out a few more timeless moments from the interview of the century

Excellent write-up, NMN.  A classic example of suckage.  "Hey, Fido!"    Noory's turned C2C into an incompetent parody of "Entertainment Tonight."

Damn, Dave.

[Juan]

I just sent fidel an email saying that a radio broadcaster by the name of George Noory wanted to interview him.  I warned fidel that Noory had been channeling the spirits of Johnny Roselli, Carlos Marcello, and Santo Trafficanti, and that Noory would arrive in Havana with a loaded cigar as a gift.  Said cigar would be sufficient to warrant an arrest.   I then pointed out that Noory had contact with all kinds of psychics, faith healers and miracle workers, and that should Noory be offered an opportunity to "remain" in Havana, he would probably be of great use to the world's oldest dictator.

[ItsOver]

I just sent fidel an email ...

Nice.    Since "Dr. Dave" can diagnose depression and prescribe Carnivora, he should offer to become Fido's personal physician.  That should work out well.

[fave]

The Castro moment was a memorable piece of Nooriness. A woman, from memory by the name of Cindy, had called The Numbers Lady with a genuine tale of woe about her life and specifically her husband, who is suffering from depression. Glynis, to her credit, genuinely engaged with the caller to ask more questions about her spouse and offer advice based on her reading of his numbers. Noory, meanwhile, clearly cuts Cindy adrift, and begins telling Cindy how depression and stress can make people look older and how he, the great and sage Herr Professor Doktor Noory, can tell just by looking at someone if they're suffering from depression. Glynis offered some dumb advice about watching comedies and listening to upbeat music to put you in a happy place. It was at this point, apropos of absolutely nothing, that Noory opined:
'I don't know the birth date of Fidel Castro'
Well, I doubt many people, very possibly including Fidel Castro these days, do. But it was one of those Noory 'Whaaaaaat??' moments. Why is he saying this? What does it have to do with anything at all? Noory continued:
'Because some people have asked me to go to Cuba and interview him, and we may try to work that out, that would be great.'
One can only imagine what was happening in Glynis' brain at that moment, but credit to her, she dealt with it pretty well. Noory went so far as to ask Tommy 'back in LA' to 'wiki Fidel' and find his birth date, which Tommy duly did. And Glynis read his numbers as though this in some way cast light on whether Dave should set sail for Havana immediately.
Quite extraordinary. Take a back seat, Frost-Nixon: Noory-Castro is here! Who are these 'some people'? I know everyone here would be happy for Dave to disappear to Cuba for a very long time. And I think we can all imagine how the interview goes. Starting, of course, with
'I'm here with Fidel Castro. Heeey, Fido! How are yooouuu?'
to
'So what got you into this revolutionary dictatorship thing in the first place, Fidel?'
all the way through to
'So, Fidel, what's next for youuuu?'
And I'm sure my fellow Gabbers can flesh out a few more timeless moments from the interview of the century

It's so sad you have to laugh. Reminds me of Mr. Magoo wandering around aimlessly.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Noory, meanwhile, clearly cuts Cindy adrift, and begins telling Cindy how depression and stress can make people look older and how he, the great and sage Herr Professor Doktor Noory, can tell just by looking at someone if they're suffering from depression...

What, no mention of a new studio in Cuba. 

If anyone looks like they are depressed, it would be George

[dan7800]

George:

We all know you read this, so I will make a plea to you. This thread will continue until you stop sucking. Now we know that you cannot do this, so i will give you another option.

Call up Sirius and demand they drop Art's NC. If Sirius refuses, start pressuring Premrat to pressure Sirius. If you can get this done, I will never again post in this thread. Show that you are the good, genuine guy you claim to be.

[ItsOver]

What, no mention of a new studio in Cuba. 

If anyone looks like they are depressed, it would be George

Hahaha...studio in Cuba.  Then he can tell us how much he resembles Ricky Ricardo.  I get depressed looking at Jorch.  Over a thousand pages here shows what listening to him can do.

[Nighthawk]

Since C2C likes to poach guests and after their latest stunts I have an idea. We could email all their upcoming guests just to remind them how slimy, dishonorable and untrustworthy snoory is. Just give them a forewarning about the guy. It is the least we can do.

[Juan]

Here's the big, required forum announcement.  I gave it a week for me to cool down, but sNoory's gloating by use of the crown avatar pushed me over the edge. I've had MV change my user name from UFO Fill.  I no longer want any association, even by sarcastic reference, to sNoory or any other clowns at Cheap Channel. Ha.
BTW - George Noory sucks.
j

[ItsOver]

Greetings Juan!  Keep posting.  Often.

[starrmtn001]

Since C2C likes to poach guests and after their latest stunts I have an idea. We could email all their upcoming guests just to remind them how slimy, dishonorable and untrustworthy snoory is. Just give them a forewarning about the guy. It is the least we can do.

As long as there are no legal ramifications, this is not a bad idea.