George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[stevesh]

I know noory likes to add last minute guests but I noticed there are no split shows scheduled for next week. Maybe noory has a big week of poaching planned.

Noory likes to occasionally test his ad lib abilities and have a guest on at the last minute who he hasn't had time to prepare for and ...

Oh, wait ...

[DanTSX]

"YOU TOOK MY LIFE, AND YOU TOOK MY HAND. GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!!!"

wtf kinda stupid story? gnoory just lets people read their crap.

he leaves it to the listener to decide who is retarded, remember?

[DanTSX]

Our buddy George has told me he is done being rude to people. He is also no longer responding to rude people. Do you think he realizes it is rude to threaten people? or its rude to rip off of Art? or it is rude to have people who have made false accusations on his show?

Maybe that is because he is done with radio soon

[ItsOver]

...Another big thumbs down for Noory's lame version of the c2c Halloween show - destroying the longtime old traditions.

Jorch is just trying to maintain his longtime tradition of sucking.

[georgesucks]

George Noory is the most evil talk show host in the world. He SUCKS.

[stevesh]

Anyone who can make any sense at all of this from Noory's Monday guest: http://www.duncancameronrealitywalker.com wins a cookie.

[bateman]

Anyone who can make any sense at all of this from Noory's Monday guest: http://www.duncancameronrealitywalker.com wins a cookie.

It's like he threw a bunch of New Age poetry magnets at the fridge.

[Chine]

It's like he threw a bunch of New Age poetry magnets at the fridge.

Ahahaha. Barefoot Ecstasy.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Not even one post about tonight's show?

[valdez]

 

Not even one post about tonight's show?

    Mark Anthony on hell, the devil, and evil.  A lot of mediums on c2c have said that bad people, murderers and such, don't go to hell, that they're treated like everybody else in the afterlife, but Anthony says they do go into a darkness where they must make amends.  While I would prefer an eternal damnation of torture and agony for some of these bastards, it's good to hear that there are some consequenses for being a dirt bag.  He also spoke about that Nero guy and how he probably was the "anti-Christ."  This guy was one sick freak.  Christians really caught hell back then.  All George really wanted to know was whether the devil existed or not.  He likes it simple.  Only one hour of open lines, George?  What's up with that? 

[b_dubb]

To Queen's "We Are The Champions"

We are the haterz my friends and we'll keep on hating to the end
No time for Jorch cause we are the haterz

I just thought we needed an anthem. Carry on

[FallenSeraph]

Not even one post about tonight's show?

Did one of you guys (Bateman?) call in as that crazy old lady from New Jersey (I think) who sounds like the wacky grandmother in "Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" and always has something wrong with her that she attributes to the electricity or some kind of conspiracy theory? She always throws George off a little, like he can't tell if he's being pranked or if she's real. (Hell, maybe she IS real.) I cracked up and figured it was one of you. She calls in often. I wanted to get on here last night and ask but I was trying to take a break from my laptop (or any type of screen for that matter).

[FallenSeraph]

    Mark Anthony on hell, the devil, and evil.  A lot of mediums on c2c have said that bad people, murderers and such, don't go to hell, that they're treated like everybody else in the afterlife, but Anthony says they do go into a darkness where they must make amends.  While I would prefer an eternal damnation of torture and agony for some of these bastards, it's good to hear that there are some consequenses for being a dirt bag.  He also spoke about that Nero guy and how he probably was the "anti-Christ."  This guy was one sick freak.  Christians really caught hell back then.  All George really wanted to know was whether the devil existed or not.  He likes it simple.  Only one hour of open lines, George?  What's up with that?

George said something that made me think of you, Valdez, as in "LOL I wonder if Valdez caught that," but now in the sane light of day I'm blanking on it.

[zeebo]

Not even one post about tonight's show?

It's weird, I thought even with Art's return I'd probably kinda keep listening to coast once in awhile.  I've tried a couple times, but just ended up losing interest, switching it off, and jamming one of the Sirius music channels instead.  Coast seems to be fading into irrelevancy to me, unless a specific guest and/or host (e.g. Knapp) shows up and piques my interest. 

[ItsOver]

I keep forgetting about Knapp.  Noory is a trauma that's hard to forget.

[Juan]

Ahhh, the first Sunday.  A dose of sNoory and those dreadful musicians.
It's been a while since I've said it, but George Noory sucks.

[Morgus]

Yep we get the torture of an extra dose of Noory this weekend since he hosts the first Sunday of the month...

[shell88]

Fantastic.  I'll be having a great time not listening to it.

[ItsOver]

Fantastic.  I'll be having a great time not listening to it.

Same here.  I'll be listening to a download of somebody who knows how to do a good show and plays music that doesn't blow.

[b_dubb]

What is a Noory?

[Falkie2013]

What is a Noory?

A sub species of cockroach that even cockroaches shy away from.

[ziznak]

1. noory
verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

[Falkie2013]

1. noory
verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

Classic stuff !

Bravo ! More ! More ! More ! And less $noore, $noore, $noore !!! ...

[Chine]

Crap! Why the hell is Noory hosting tonight?! I looked at tonight's topics as I thought Knapp would be. Pisses me off more so because these are topics I love and thoroughly interested in. Argh. He's going to destroy it, turn it to goo with his lame babbling. Dammit.

[lonevoice]

He just can't stop spying on The Haters

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[maureen]

1. noory
verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

brilliant, Ziznak!!! thanks!!

[Morgus]

Crap! Why the hell is Noory hosting tonight?! I looked at tonight's topics as I thought Knapp would be. Pisses me off more so because these are topics I love and thoroughly interested in. Argh. He's going to destroy it, turn it to goo with his lame babbling. Dammit.

Knapp only hosts the last 2 Sundays of each month.
Noory always hosts the 1st Sunday of every month - and he has his 'submerging' artists too... 

[ziznak]

cant take credit for what has already been observed or written.... these are the facts people... we know whats up.  George Noory sucks enough ass to have his own section of the urban dictionary

[NoMoreNoory]

George suggests that Coast Insider membership is now being passed down 'from father to son, from mother to daughter, so it will be there in petuity.' Just like that.
Presumably this was an attempt to say 'perpetuity'. Unless he is suggesting that Insider membership is becoming lodged in people's pituitary glands. Who knows?

He followed it up with a tour de force of garbled nonsense as he told his guest something like 'You and I approach this with an open mind. You know, we don't believe it, we do belee, you know, we don't and we do, we just go in there and we want thuh get thuh fax.'

There is something comforting in wandering back to Noory to find that the suckage continues unabated.

[zeebo]

cant take credit for what has already been observed or written.... these are the facts people... we know whats up.  George Noory sucks enough ass to have his own section of the urban dictionary

maybe we can add a couple more ...

adj.: noorish -- Hastily or poorly conceived, or is so generic as to have almost no meaning.

e.g. "That trite comment has a somewhat noorish tinge to it."

adv.: nooringly -- Done in a way which is clumsy, insincere, lazy, pointless, or obvious.

e.g. "That promising conversation unfortunately unravelled into nooringly confusing gibberish."