George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[shell88]

Do you like my selfie?  Do you know why I have blood on my face?

Because dolphy was swimming way too far away from where he should of been.

[Roy Hinkley]

  Well you must of misread the title of the thread. And just what is your porpoise here sir? So sorry your gig is up.  I hope he paid you well as your quite adept at it. . He can afford to.  And who is we?  Do you have multiple personalities too?  I think so.

Great catch Shell! 

[Roy Hinkley]

Porpoise sandwich; polar bears dont use napkins.

MMM, the other, other, white meat.

[Spinner]

Last night I started a new poll. Have you voted?

Should George apologize to Art Bell?
http://coastgab.com/index.php?topic=4575.0

Please vote and post your opinion.

[sleeplessinca]

George posted here that he grew up with a mutilated tongue.  Not long ago, I remember him saying that at family gatherings, he was always asked to sing.

I wonder if it was like Young Frankenstein's Putting on the Ritz. 

For safety's sake, do not humiliate him.  See a video of what could have been George and his Dad at any family function.

The link below may not work. 
Young Frankenstein- Putting on the Ritz.

Gene Wilder

[Divine]

I think Scifi guy is Noory's damage control guy. Some kind of public relations gig he's doing.

I don't know, but something smells fishy!   

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[SciFiAuthor]

Alright lovelies, I got the go ahead to come clean and tell you who I am and who I work for. I'm . . . *ate by polar bear*

[sleeplessinca]

Then, he would have to get close to a woman, and well, that would be awkward for everyone.

You sure do write good.  His "game" has always set my teeth on edge.

[shell88]

 

You sure do write good.  His "game" has always set my teeth on edge.

  I don't find anything wrong with Noory's appearance. He looks pretty solid. Intelligence is so important though.
I know I'll get flamed for this.  He looked better as a sports caster.

[shell88]

and my momma told me, once you've said it you can never take it back.

[lonevoice]

Imagine your job includes posting on the GNS thread, and you're supposed to stay under the radar (or under the sonar, as your particular species may dictate).    One thing you might do is register with a user name that includes a fictitious occupation.  Another thing you might do is gender spoofing.  When I read someone's posts, I sometimes imagine how their voice might sound if they were speaking the words.  Occasionally someone's communication style and the content of their written words are so discordant with the persona they claim that it's actually jarring.  But when I try to hear their voice as the opposite gender from the one they claim, the written words and the content are a much better match.   This time I'm imagining a middle-aged female, well-preserved, dressed in the stereotypical corporate woman's conservative business attire.    Try hearing the words in a voice that matches that description and see if it doesn't make more sense to you too.

We've been told that nothing and no one are as they seem.  Taking that to its farthest extreme,  the funniest thing I can imagine is that a marine mammal might be sent to spy on Dave Noorie rather than on us!   

[lonevoice]

Gene Wilder

Marty Feldman 

[Roy Hinkley]

RE: mediator .jpg - I was just pulling his leg fin - just a joke.   

I'm going back to my hut now.

[bateman]

Imagine your job includes posting on the GNS thread, and you're supposed to stay under the radar (or under the sonar, as your particular species may dictate).    One thing you might do is register with a user name that includes a fictitious occupation.  Another thing you might do is gender spoofing.  When I read someone's posts, I sometimes imagine how their voice might sound if they were speaking the words.  Occasionally someone's communication style and the content of their written words are so discordant with the persona they claim that it's actually jarring.  But when I try to hear their voice as the opposite gender from the one they claim, the written words and the content are a much better match.   This time I'm imagining a middle-aged female, well-preserved, dressed in the stereotypical corporate woman's conservative business attire.    Try hearing the words in a voice that matches that description and see if it doesn't make more sense to you too.

We've been told that nothing and no one are as they seem.  Taking that to its farthest extreme,  the funniest thing I can imagine is that a marine mammal might be sent to spy on Dave Noorie rather than on us!   

[zeebo]

I may have missed it, but I don't think you ever did say what it was about him you liked

From the posts I read it seemed that it was his great potential to not suck.

[shell88]

[quote author=lonevoice link=topic=3.msg146246#msg146246 date=1378952676
We've been told that nothing and no one are as they seem.  Taking that to its farthest extreme,  the funniest thing I can imagine is that a marine mammal might be sent to spy on Dave Noorie rather than on us!
[/quote]
Now there's an idea man!

[shell88]

[Divine]

Imagine your job includes posting on the GNS thread, and you're supposed to stay under the radar (or under the sonar, as your particular species may dictate).    One thing you might do is register with a user name that includes a fictitious occupation.  Another thing you might do is gender spoofing.  When I read someone's posts, I sometimes imagine how their voice might sound if they were speaking the words.  Occasionally someone's communication style and the content of their written words are so discordant with the persona they claim that it's actually jarring.  But when I try to hear their voice as the opposite gender from the one they claim, the written words and the content are a much better match.   This time I'm imagining a middle-aged female, well-preserved, dressed in the stereotypical corporate woman's conservative business attire.    Try hearing the words in a voice that matches that description and see if it doesn't make more sense to you too.

We've been told that nothing and no one are as they seem.  Taking that to its farthest extreme,  the funniest thing I can imagine is that a marine mammal might be sent to spy on Dave Noorie rather than on us!

[zeebo]

This time I'm imagining a middle-aged female, well-preserved, dressed in the stereotypical corporate woman's conservative business attire.    Try hearing the words in a voice that matches that description and see if it doesn't make more sense to you too.

That's so weird, in all honesty I've been thinking the same thing this whole time.

[lonevoice]

BWAH!  Does that mean you tried it?

Maybe Dave needs to watch his game. 

[lonevoice]

That's so weird, in all honesty I've been thinking the same thing this whole time.

How interesting, zeebo.  I mentioned this to someone else in a PM last night and he's been thinking the same thing too.

[bateman]

BWAH!  Does that mean you tried it?

Maybe Dave needs to watch his game. 

Yes, and I'm thinking you're spot-on.

[lonevoice]

Yes, and I'm thinking you're spot-on.

That's very affirming coming from you.  You have a fantastic ability for gender-spoofing yourself, and I'd guess you have a good ear for it as well. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Imagine your job includes posting on the GNS thread, and you're supposed to stay under the radar (or under the sonar, as your particular species may dictate).    One thing you might do is register with a user name that includes a fictitious occupation.  Another thing you might do is gender spoofing.  When I read someone's posts, I sometimes imagine how their voice might sound if they were speaking the words.  Occasionally someone's communication style and the content of their written words are so discordant with the persona they claim that it's actually jarring.  But when I try to hear their voice as the opposite gender from the one they claim, the written words and the content are a much better match.   This time I'm imagining a middle-aged female, well-preserved, dressed in the stereotypical corporate woman's conservative business attire.    Try hearing the words in a voice that matches that description and see if it doesn't make more sense to you too.

We've been told that nothing and no one are as they seem.  Taking that to its farthest extreme,  the funniest thing I can imagine is that a marine mammal might be sent to spy on Dave Noorie rather than on us!

Picture it: going on a blind date expecting Jennifer Lopez, but finding Charles Krauthammer.

[popple]

George needs to know in order to respond properly.

If you are an idiot, he has a moronic response for you - everyone else is just a 'hater' and a 'low life'.

GNOORY IS DA 4RIL H8ER!!! 

[lonevoice]

Picture it: going on a blind date expecting Jennifer Lopez, but finding Charles Krauthammer.

Well, Charles Krauthammer probably wouldn't SCREAM for days, so he'd probably make a better dinner companion.  And if I started imagining being on a blind date with Jennifer Lopez, I'd have to question my orientation.  I think I'll pass on that. 

[shell88]

Why send someone into watch Noory when they can just watch the thread?

[ACE of CLUBS]

[quote author=lonevoice link=topic=3.msg146246#msg146246 date=1378952676
We've been told that nothing and no one are as they seem.  Taking that to its farthest extreme,  the funniest thing I can imagine is that a marine mammal might be sent to spy on Dave Noorie rather than on us!

Now there's an idea man!

Lisa Lyon ...

[bateman]

That's very affirming coming from you.  You have a fantastic ability for gender-spoofing yourself, and I'd guess you have a good ear for it as well. 

This may be the strangest compliment I've ever received. I am pretty proud of my drunk old lady voice though. 

https://myspace.com/maryannerhinesmith2/music/songs

[lonevoice]

Why send someone into watch Noory when they can just watch the thread?

She's getting more information about his activities by actively interacting with him and attempting to engage him?  She spends a lot of time kicking the anthill at GNS whenever he's around.  It might be useful to see how he reacts when the natives get restless.  I don't know, there are so many possibilities.  It could still be about watching us, but just as easily it could be about watching Dave.  I rather like the possibility of Dave getting paranoid about it, so I think I'll go with it.