George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[eddie dean]

I'm pretty sure we just have different definitions of "fun."

heh, I'm just spit balling' here.

[SnapT]

DON RICKLES COMIN' AT YA!

[Eddie Coyle]

I would swear on a stack of bibles this guest is Bruce Goldberg, except Jorch is getting a word in edgewise. Why do so many guests sound like Goldberg? Must be a portal or something.

        I hear that voice and assume I've accidentally put Phil Hendrie on.

[Morgus]

DON RICKLES COMIN' AT YA!

you could stick Noory's head in there pretty easily... 

[Roy Hinkley]

Hi, Gnoory.  Could you explain what happens at the 20-second mark of this clip?

coast3

Hmm.  It was childish, dumb, and mean-spirited - all in one.

[SnapT]

Two questions for George...

1.) Why were you so cruel as to fire Linda Moulten Howe on air as a prank?

2.) Could you please do the same to Richard C. Hoagland?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Two questions for George...

1.) Why were you so cruel as to fire Linda Moulten Howe on air as a prank?

2.) Could you please do the same to Richard C. Hoagland?

Now that was funny.

[NoMoreNoory]

Hi, Gnoory.  Could you explain what happens at the 20-second mark of this clip?

coast3

We confronted Noory about this incident via E-mail. He responded and in the same exact writing style that the poster currently posting under the moniker of GNoory. This same person also claimed in an unrelated E-mail response that, "GN will never see these emails" and in response to another used the term "we". NMN believes the voice was Tommy. We are currently finding the E-mails and will post screen shots of Jorch's/Tommy's responses.

[Catsmile]

BTW  Vulgarity like that Pablo jerk shouldnt be tolerated

Gee golly, if you are that worried about such "vulgarity", maybe you should start a forum of your own.
That way you can moderate such "vulgarity" as you see fit.
Wouldn't want to offend someone with such high standards and delicate sensibilities such as yourself Mr. Norrie.
After all, It's very clear to see your standards in the product you put out.
May I suggest "Adults Without Adult Language Inshiders Club" for your forum name or "Church Chat".
Grow up, grow a spine,and a pair. I'm sure you have heard or used such language before.
On the off chance you haven't heard/used such language maybe you should give it a try it may make some folks beeleaf you actually have lived a life outside of some bizarro hermetically sealed bubble of your mothers making.

Lurked here a long time and MV doesn't seem to mind adult language unless it's direct flame of a member, this ain't church last I checked.
IMHO... YMMV

[SaucyRossy]

So hey guys in other news....Art Bell Dark Matter trailer 3 is done and being uploaded....I'll post the link when I have it from Keith!


I am super excited to share this trailer, it's closer to the length of a short film haha

I hope you guys like it.

[SnapT]

Another classic Jack Kirby piece, here he predicted the face on Mars in a 1950s comic book...



KIRBY SAYS: "DON'T ASK!  JUST BUY IT!"

[bateman]

Hi, Gnoory.  Could you explain what happens at the 20-second mark of this clip?

coast3

While we're at it..

http://dailymotion.com/video/xyl4vz

[nooryisawesome]

Hi, Gnoory.  Could you explain what happens at the 20-second mark of this clip?

coast3

Lmao fucking George. Never heard this. It's clearly cock in a box dave and his sucky antics. Fucking hilarious!

[nooryisawesome]

Hi, Gnoory.  Could you explain what happens at the 20-second mark of this clip?

coast3

This is as fraudulent as Dave's hair.

[DigitalGuy]

While we're at it..

http://dailymotion.com/video/xyl4vz

That was certainly an odd response and a quick hang up on the caller. You really don't think George was lying do you? After all he's a nice guy and all.  :

[Roy Hinkley]

While we're at it..

http://dailymotion.com/video/xyl4vz

Wow, I remember that when it first aired [not lying  ].  I remember her laughing and saying yeah, I told them what I do when I first called.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I like how you're getting specific with your questions tonight George.

[eddie dean]

uh oh. after the banishments of today,

(eyebrow raised)

[Roy Hinkley]

We had anagrams, so how about a limerick?

There once was a man, name of Noory
Who thought he had radio glory
Then back came Art Bell
We like him quite well
And that was the end of the story

That was GREAT Immy!

Here's my first attempt:

There once was a man from St. Louis,
Who got Coast and was destined to screw us.
He took a great show,
And made it just blow,
Which surely is criminally most heinous.

[TequilaMB]

uh oh. after the banishments of today,

(eyebrow raised)

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. I guess I'll just sit back and watch now.

[NoMoreNoory]

As promised: The Voice of Jesus E-mail exchange from January 18th, 2012


Fun With Joorch and Tommy (and font sizes! I apologise for all the  things littering this - it's actually an improvement on my first attempt. Anyway, you get the gist) As this correspondence involved three time zones, I've standardised everything to EST. It started with this at 1:41am:


Going to apologise for last night?
Of course you won't. All bullies are cowards, right?


To my great surprise, I got this reply from Snoory - or at least from his email address - at 1:59am:


[/size]Bullies are you -----losing it?


I wonder if anyone can re-punctuate that to reconcile it to the English language? Back I went at 2:07am:


[/size]Typically, your response makes no sense.[/size]
[/size]Do you deny your behaviour last night was that of a bully? Asking Linda if she thought she was possessed? Repeatedly lying to her when she was clearly upset by your pathetic prank. You tell me how you would describe it?


And followed it up with this at 2:14am:


[/size]You see, George, there are only two explanations for what went on last night. Either you believe it was a harmless prank, or you insist the voice was not yours and was genuinely the voice of Jesus or some other disembodied entity invading the airwaves. Which is it to be?
I think you owe your listeners a comment on it, to say the very least.



Which produced this reply at 2:59am:


[/size]Or the third someone else did it while I was speaking..ever think of that?


My response to that. 3:08am:


[/size]Oh, is that what you're claiming? Well now, it would have to have been someone else in your studio which would make you still complicit in what happened. And I know who suggested to Linda that she might be possessed. And when a caller correctly identified the comment as 'Linda, why did you write this book?', I also know who said to Linda 'Answer the question, then'. And that would be you. How about you take responsibility for what happened on your show and in your name?


Silence.
Meanwhile, back at 2:41am, the other half of the tag team that is NoMoreNoory went straight for the jugular:


[/size]The writing is on the wall Noory. More specifically, it's on the web. ALL OVER the web. The numerous sites devoted to you and to your absolutely embarrassingly poor excuse for a show. The garbage that spews forth from your mealy mouth night after night is mind boggling. Haters? Really? Are you 12? Quite the opposite sir. We have all united. Brought together to lament. We miss our beloved Coast to Coast. You have murdered it. You are inarticulate. You lack any perceivable interviewing skills. You are devoid of any natural curiosity. The exact same questions night after night. The stumbling and bumbling over the simplest of words. Your feeble attempts at jokes at others expenses. Your palpable disdain for your listeners. Your obvious lack of show prep. Your continuous disrespect for your guests. Your mindless non-sequiturs. It goes on and on. Are we really losers that live in our parents basements? Art is among us. He has posted on the boards. Will you say the same about him now? Have you been rattled sir?
Remember the young man that called you from the college campus? He told you that they had an auditorium of students that gathered to listen to you nightly? Nearly 200 of them if I remember correctly. He told you that you made them laugh. Because you're quick and witty George? No. Because you're a fool and a joke.
I suppose the joke is on us though, because night after night, without trying, you lazily and carelessly rake in your paycheck and laugh all the way to the bank.
The topic of karma comes up on Coast from time to time. For your sake George, you need to pray it doesn't exist.

Yours in continual disgust,


The hilarious reply to that came in at 2:58am:
[/size]
[/size]You seem unhappy in life......


3:13am:


[/size]That's the best you can do? Really? How very predictable of you. Such an infantile declaration. Based on what George? Or is it Tommy doing the corresponding?
Try as you might sir, and despite your obvious obliviousness, I suspect you know it all to be true. Carry on and keep digging your own hole. At some point, the higher ups at Premiere will be forced to take action.


16 minutes later, the reply that suggested that Tommy may have been responsible for all the replies:
[/size]
[/size]He just signed for 5 more years


3:34am:


[/size]So the feckless one actually IS incapable of composing his own responses. I must thank you for all of the laughs this evening. You two make a lovely, albeit dysfunctional couple.



Silence..........

[Roy Hinkley]

That was certainly an odd response and a quick hang up on the caller. You really don't think George was lying do you? After all he's a nice guy and all.  :

Yeah, and Dave hadn't perfected the "oh, they're gone, must of hung up" line.

[Catsmile]

We've established that:
1. Someone, from this forum, asked you to post here.
2. This was the first time that a Gabber did so.
3. There may or may not have been such invitations from other sources.
4. The timing, so close to Art's debut, may be a coincidence.

Someone always says "there are no coincidences", can't remember who though at the moment.
Can anyone remind me who always says that?  "There are no coincidences", damnit it's on the tip of my fingers...ummm.

[Immy]

That was GREAT Immy!

Here's my first attempt:

There once was a man from St. Louis,
Who got Coast and was destined to screw us.
He took a great show,
And made it just blow,
Which surely is criminally most heinous.

Nice! But are you being "hostile" Roy?

[eddie dean]

gaining trust. check

contempt for host. check

knowledge of subject. check

[Roy Hinkley]

Nice! But are you being "hostile" Roy?

Not yet!

[jazmunda]

I just have one question for George.

Are shadow rodents real?

[Catsmile]

Mr. Noory, last night I asked you to change your creepy avatar...and you did!  The latest iteration is good.  Thank you.

But I also asked you, when you stated that you had found something you had lost a long long time ago...

"what did you find?"

no answer.

What did you find?

I'm betting an old 3x5 index card.

[NoMoreNoory]

*Ding Ding* 'Poorerfully' (Powerfully). One of my favorites

[DigitalGuy]

I just have one question for George.

Are shadow rodents real?

Duh, of course they are. George sees them all the time. George wouldn't make that type of thing up!

I'm going into the shadow rodent extermination business. I smell big money.