George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[onan]

Jimmy Hoffa's last words to me   "bye"
I was the executive news producer

Fair enough. And as you can see there are different levels of communication going on. You came to this forum. You made the point you could and I am inferring want to change. How do you want to change?

[TequilaMB]

Where did last nights george go. Was funny, open to change, nice. Even did a pretty dam good show.

Tonight dave is being a defensive dick and mispronouncing/slurring  everything on the radio.

Is he drunk tonight?

Thanks. I was trying to think of a way to ask him if he drinks before/during the show. I didn't listen last night, but I already noticed tonight that he seems to be having some trouble.

[SnapT]

George, do you actually believe you cured your friend's cancer by touching him?

[Tray von Gutenberg]

Nice to see Dr. Lorraine Day is still doing well, cancer-free, and surrounded by babies:
http://www.drday.com/alive-well.htm

Err... umm... yeah.

http://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Cancer/day.html

[Nucky Nolan]

Jimmy Hoffa's last words to me   "bye"
I was the executive news producer

Good comeback. What was the city and time span of the murders? It's hard to keep track of these things. Was the killer confined to one state? This story was new to me. I'm somewhat of a true crime buff. The guy should be caught and punished. I thought that it took place in Minnesota, but I'm likely wrong.

[nooryisawesome]

Yep Dave's refusing to even entertain any advice . Noorie sucks.

[nooryisawesome]

It's NASA not Naser!!! As George's "expert" keeps saying

[lonevoice]

MV, you hit a bullseye with your tagline change again.

Those three little words...are they...How are yewwwwww?.... <jk

[bateman]

It's NASA not Naser!!! As George's "expert" keeps saying

Zimmerman's alright, he's on John Batchelor's show pretty frequently.

[nooryisawesome]

Let me explain something:
First of all you base coast on comparisons to Art. Ive said all along Im not Art. The show has changed its evolved. 9/11 did that and everything that went with it. My God do you think a network would keep me around for 10 years past and equal that in the future if we werent successful in all areas. YOU ARE ENTITLED to your opinion and Im here to learn from you, but please understand this show is at its peak in ALL areas. Im not blowing smoke up you----highest affiliate count, highest ratings, and it just keeps growing. I dont expect the dire hard past friends to like or even understand what Im saying, but its a fact.
Can I grow, fine tune, absolutely ---Have I made mistakes.....he who hasnt cast the first stone.
Let's move on, let's have some fun and enjoy. My gosh when this is all said and done Ill be 90!
LOL

Yet the show still sucks!

[NoMoreNoory]

And never mind dumbass shout outs. If you're serious about this, let's begin with an on-air admission that that 'haunted voice' prank you pulled was you. And an apology to your guest, your callers and your audience for repeatedly lying through your teeth about it.

[Tray von Gutenberg]

I personally bee leef/am convinced that GNoory is an imposter. That having been said, I'll go WAY OUT ON A LIMB by positing that the response to this:

Fair enough. And as you can see there are different levels of communication going on. You came to this forum. You made the point you could and I am inferring want to change. How do you want to change?

Will be, "For the better."

[SnapT]

And never mind dumbass shout outs. If you're serious about this, let's begin with an on-air admission that that 'haunted voice' prank you pulled was you. And an apology to your guest, your callers and your audience for repeatedly lying through your teeth about it.

Yeah, that was HORRIBLE.  Anybody who does something like that deserves to die of cancer.

[coaster]

I feel like this thread has got brain damage.

[onan]

Gnoory has left the building

about 10 minutes ago

[ledzep69r]

Gnoory's last post was about 10 minutes into the show, so it definitely wasn't George/Dave himself.

[eddie dean]

I personally bee leef/am convinced that GNoory is an imposter. That having been said, I'll go WAY OUT ON A LIMB by positing that the response to this:


Will be, "For the better."

Ha. now that we all have a small sampling of how jorch dave is answering SOME of our concerns and questions, we can take turns answering for dave!
question: why are you here now George?
answer: cus I wan ta be a better host.

see simple. And we get to have fun too

[nooryisawesome]

Gnoory's last post was about 10 minutes into the show, so it definitely wasn't George/Dave himself.

He was playing his pre recorded stuff

[onan]

Would that this were true, but he hit the F5 about a minute ago.  He and Peeping Tommy are still skulking around staring in the windows.

hmmm must be posting while hidden... crafty devil.

[Roy Hinkley]

So what you are saying roy is all this shit that has happened over the past few days is all YOUR fault..

JK and no im not trolling, we don't need any more of that today

LOL - I was just trying to help Nucky determine how and when Dave came to be on the forum.  I really hope it wasn't me though!   

[SaucyRossy]

Did Art challenge Mel's hole ?  The bigfoot in a freezer? The Time Machine GUY?
The shot alien? Area 51 gu\y who disappeared. NO>>>>>>It was all entertainment

He would make them back up ludicrous statements. I've listened to all of those shows recently.

It wasn't just "tell me more" or "ok that sounds good."

He would LISTEN and ANSWER and ASK questions relevant to what they were saying.

It's not about being a skeptic, its about being an ACTIVE participant in a CONVERSATION.

Please read what I said multiple times because I truly believe it would make you a better host.

[Eddie Coyle]

      I think Mancow should be next in the den.

[Roy Hinkley]

Gnoory and Roy Hinkley's avatars look awfully alike...hmm?

Whooa - I'm a proud card-carrying member of the "George Noory Sucks!" thread!   

[onan]

Whooa - I'm a proud card-carrying member of the "George Noory Sucks!" thread!   

That is just what a spy would say.

[Tray von Gutenberg]

Ha. now that we all have a small sampling of how jorch dave is answering SOME of our concerns and questions, we can take turns answering for dave!

question: why are you here now George?
answer: cus I wan ta be a better host.

see simple. And we get to have fun too

I'm pretty sure we just have different definitions of "fun."

[PortlandDangler]

More prank calls! Kick 'em in the junk.

[SaucyRossy]

George you have used the amount of stations and ratings and your contract as a justification for how the show is.

I ask you this in all seriousness, I worked in radio, I understand the pay scale etc. With as many affiliates as you have, your new contract should reflect that in a monetary value.

Let's have a hypothesis that you are worth half of what Rush Limbaugh is worth to Premiere. With that logic (taking into account night time slot, etc) you should be making AT LEAST 1/4th of what Rush is making per year, which is in the range of $7-9 MILLION dollars.

You do not have to give a number but are you making anything in that range?



After all that I feel like RCH. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

I would swear on a stack of bibles this guest is Bruce Goldberg, except Jorch is getting a word in edgewise. Why do so many guests sound like Goldberg? Must be a portal or something.

[Roy Hinkley]

That is just what a spy would say.

I don't know "mels-hole1984", but I hope he's just kidding.

I hope my record shpeaks for itself.

[Maxwell]

Hi, Gnoory.  Could you explain what happens at the 20-second mark of this clip?

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