George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[General Johnson Jameson]

All I can say is what noory said to me, about my black soul was it?  You are bad, bad, bad!  And I am loving it.  Tell me if I should delete this post right away and I will.  But after I kill you.

Eat a bunch of rank mexican food then take a couple shits in a sock, then commence to beating.....

[Nucky Nolan]

What if he were ordered to by his Masters?
Courage would have then jumped out the window.
And another thing..we don't even know for sure if this mfer is actually him or not. Keep that in mind please.

Absolutely. It could be a prank, but my instinct tells me that it's kosher (or close to it).

[Dave Noorie]

This last guy had to be a prank. Elephants? 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

In the spirit of full disclosure then, since we know George is working right now - who are you really?

This is George working.  He wouldn't be doing this without direction from higher ups, not during air time and not any other times.  I imagine they decided at a meeting this would be the best time to join the forum and George agreed he could handle this while doing an interview.   I hate to be skeptical and believe this can't all turn out for the good but... gotta be real.

[lonevoice]

No, Friday is enough. I'm not greedy just include him in an open hole on the prayer list for Friday. Thanks.

omg

[General Johnson Jameson]

This is George working.  He wouldn't be doing this without direction from higher ups, not during air time and not any other times.  I imagine they decided at a meeting this would be the best time to join the forum and George agreed he could handle this while doing an interview.   I hate to be skeptical and believe this can't all turn out for the good but... gotta be real.

I agree. It's a psyop. And a terribly timed one as well.
Can you imagine Art cowing down to this bullshit from the suits? HA, Hell fuckin no!

[PortlandDangler]

Jesus Republican Christ!  Nice try George....this thread will never die! 

[karios8]

This is George working.  He wouldn't be doing this without direction from higher ups, not during air time and not any other times.  I imagine they decided at a meeting this would be the best time to join the forum and George agreed he could handle this while doing an interview.   I hate to be skeptical and believe this can't all turn out for the good but... gotta be real.

Especially considering his "friends" have to pay 15 cents a day for the privilege of chatting with him tomorrow. 

[SaucyRossy]

This is George working.  He wouldn't be doing this without direction from higher ups, not during air time and not any other times.  I imagine they decided at a meeting this would be the best time to join the forum and George agreed he could handle this while doing an interview.   I hate to be skeptical and believe this can't all turn out for the good but... gotta be real.

I think everyone gives management too much credit. I bet George has more meetings with sales people than he does with management.

George even said it before. He's grown the show, he's making people money. They let him do what he wants for the most part I'm sure.

[Emt2001]

I agree. It's a psyop. And a terribly timed one as well.

100% agree General.

[Black Hole]

I think this website is almost crashing and on another note, I think I'm going to throw up now.

[Roy Hinkley]

100% agree General.

What do you and the General think he's up to??

[MV/Liberace!]

He's grown the show...

I don't see any evidence of that. Quite the opposite, actually.

[SaucyRossy]

Best question ever. "What's the sphinx looking at!?"

[General Johnson Jameson]

What do you and the General think he's up to??

Let's wait for absolute identity confirmation Sir.

[SaucyRossy]

I don't see any evidence of that. Quite the opposite, actually.

Oh I totally agree. i was quoting George from earlier sarcastically.
Arts show used to be on wabc in New York. Nothing bigger than that in radio.

[General Johnson Jameson]

1000 pages tonight....anyone else got that feelin?

[SaucyRossy]

1000 pages tonight....anyone else got that feelin?

It would only be fitting if George posted to get us to 1000

Hah

[Roy Hinkley]

I'm up for it!  Let's see if George stays late and helps us out.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh I totally agree. i was quoting George from earlier sarcastically.
Arts show used to be on wabc in New York. Nothing bigger than that in radio.

Heh heh, oh.

I used to do a lot of street drugs.

[Black Hole]

Best question ever. "What's the sphinx looking at!?"

lolololololololololol

almost as good as, ahhh forget it, too many

I think I was the most honored one here, George Dave Noory told me my soul was black.  Can't have a black soul Georgie when you don't believe in them    But I'd rather have a black soul than be a black hole.

[General Johnson Jameson]

It would only be fitting if George posted to get us to 1000

Hah

Was exactly the sweet irony that was on my mind!

[Black Hole]

1000 pages tonight....anyone else got that feelin?

Yup and I'm staying up for it too.

[Roy Hinkley]

Let's wait for absolute identity confirmation Sir.

Yeah, I asked "George" since he was being so open and extending that olive branch tonight who he really is, but nothing yet...

[SaucyRossy]

Heh heh, oh.

I used to do a lot of street drugs.

Well ya know......shit I got nothing.

[PortlandDangler]

1000 pages tonight....anyone else got that feelin?

1000 pages is "beyond belief." Damn Dave, that's  lot-o-hate.

[Emt2001]

Hey NOORY, you still here? Answer this. Was it your idea to go LIVE to the North Pole for your epic interview with Santa Claus?

[General Johnson Jameson]

Yeah, I asked "George" since he was being so open and extending that olive branch tonight who he really is, but nothing yet...

The show should've just ended, so after he takes his piss maybe he'll show back up and we can get confirmation.

[zeebo]

A lot of us just want the show to improve. I for one don't look forward to giving shit to someone every night. I'd rather listen to good radio.

I think maybe years of frustrations have warped me on this.  Originally of course I just wanted entertaining, thought-provoking radio.  But over the years my building exasperation finally led me to this forum, where my disappointment in the show was remade into a kind of warped joy in picking apart all it's problems. 

Still, on the off-chance George is actually listening to us, I will state my most important constructive criticism.  Time and time again, virtually every night, George you leave so much low-hanging fruit in your interviews.  You are given so many great lead-ins by guests which are just begging for follow-up questions, but instead you just seem to close the door and move onto whatever the next (often unrelated) question is on your pre-made list.  This results in a disjointed, flat interview, rather than an organically evolving one that is compelling for the listener.  Ok that's it, my number one complaint, and now that I've said it, I'll return back to my normal satire mode.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

btw, did anyone else notice he added Art Bell back to his thank you list?