George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Personally, I'd like to hear about the history of Carnivora. For example, how, in 1985, did Ronald Reagan hear about Carnivora and how did he get it to the White House at the time when only the President could obtain this world class healer. My second question would be, did Carnivora contribute to Reagan's raging Alzheimer's.

One thing we'll hear a lot of out of Ty Bollinger tonight: "That's a great question, George."

You won't hear anything about that with Noory's lame questioning however.
Besides Ty is on nearly every night when Noory plays his commercials and introduces him as his frequent guest back again.
Tonight is just a longer version, an infomercial - QUACK ALERT 

[Nebraska888]

Personally, I'd like to hear about the history of Carnivora. For example, how, in 1985, did Ronald Reagan hear about Carnivora and how did he get it to the White House at the time when only the President could obtain this world class healer. My second question would be, did Carnivora contribute to Reagan's raging Alzheimer's.

One thing we'll hear a lot of out of Ty Bollinger tonight: "That's a great question, George."

   Tooooo funny!!!

[ItsOver]

How sickening - thats whats up at the c2cam website right now - looks like something a 2nd grader might draw.
Tonight's show will probably be nonstop callers and guests wishing Noory a Happy Birthday and he will be eating all the phony attention right up...

   Remember the one from last year? 


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From a Bizarro Beany and Cecil-type cartoon to just plain bizarre.

[ItsOver]

Personally, I'd like to hear about the history of Carnivora. For example, how, in 1985, did Ronald Reagan hear about Carnivora and how did he get it to the White House at the time when only the President could obtain this world class healer. My second question would be, did Carnivora contribute to Reagan's raging Alzheimer's.

One thing we'll hear a lot of out of Ty Bollinger tonight: "That's a great question, George."

Followed by a lot of the all important "immune modulation."  :   I wonder if Carnivora attacks turmeric?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Followed by a lot of the all important "immune modulation."  :   I wonder if Carnivora attacks turmeric?

Yep, yet another episode of hard hitting scientific facts and statistically relevant findings like "causes immune modulation to occur," and "after using Carnivora for six months I fully expect to keep abnormal cell grown from knocking on my door."

I'm pretty sure just about anything causes "immune modulation" to occur.

[Histronic Fop]

Well, I know I don't need C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A to unleash nature's unprecedented fury.  A Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell will do just fine.

[ItsOver]

Yep, yet another episode of hard hitting scientific facts and statistically relevant findings like "causes immune modulation to occur," and "after using Carnivora for six months I fully expect to keep abnormal cell grown from knocking on my door."

I'm pretty sure just about anything causes "immune modulation" to occur.

If tonight is anything like that awful Carnivora commercial, with Noory reading a script like a third grader and Bollinger making nonsensical comments, it'll be a tanker full of snake oil, filled to the brim with mind-numbing Noory comments and Bollinger Bravo Sierra.  The C2C "science adviser"    Hoagland should be tied into tonight's crap fest to provide full validation.  :   Maybe his Accutron will implode from all the nonsense.

[PB the Deplorable]

George is just after thuh troof

[ItsOver]

As always.     Apparently his idea of "thuh troof" requires a lot of "shoveling."   

[Abby Normal]

On tonight's show George Noory and a certified public accountant are going to tell us the "truth" about cancer.  A certified public accountant.  Only in the anti-intellectual, stupid is good, alternate universe that is Coast to Coast does one get the "truth" about cancer from someone with a degree in accounting.

Cancer Researchers typically have an M.D. or a Ph.D. in one of the Biological Sciences.  Many have both a Ph.D. and an M.D.  But, of course, these people are part of "mainstream" science and, as we all know, "mainstream" science is lying to you.

So, get comfortable, have a pizza and a sixpack ready, and settle in for a night of "THE TRUTH" about cancer from George Noory and a certified public accountant.  Listen carefully.  Take notes.  Then order the CPA's cancer book from his website.

[Designx]

I wish they would call tonight's program what it really is - paid advertising. I think this has been Noory's goal all along with Coast.

[nooryisawesome]

Who keeps Snoory employed?

[Meanandnasty]

Coast Insiders keep Snorkel employed. 

[Meanandnasty]

George time will consist of many, many hang-ups and telemarketers. 
They are gearing up as I post.

[WOTR]

[/font] Agreed!   I HATE HEALTH RELATED PROGRAMS!  UGH.   

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I am all for health related programs with, oh, doctors and honest advice.  A Noory hosted program has nothing at all to do with your health and everything to do with lining the pockets of him, his guest and Pemrat.  The amount of research you have to do before taking health advice from any health program is directly related to the amount of manure that the guest lays down.  I would suggest that they try the truth for once and call tonight's program an infomercial.

Yeah Buddy, can't hardly wait for tomorrow night's Ty "Carnivora" Bollinger cancer $pectacular!  Interested to hear if he and Jorch once again address the "haters" that plague them both.  Last visit with Ty was a hoot!  $nake oil and Snoory---let the entertainment begin!

I have actually been a little upset as of late.  I may tune in to see if I can get the joke and find the humour in the program (sometimes I can) or if it just upsets me that he is taking advantage of his listeners with a lower IQ.  I would hope he bring up his haters.  I like being part of a club that gets a regular shout out from Noory.

[PChirp]

Ahhhh!  I see the ass-kissing begins right out of the gate tonight.


Way to go Ty.   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George still can't let it go that a study showed Carnitine, a supplement he uses, might be harmful in large doses.

[El Kragen]

I just listened to a little on the drive home. It was nauseating hearing those too spit out nothing but BS and nonsense about cancer and the immune system. Then George telling some made up story about a "friend back in St Louis" that died of liver cancer. He didn't try the natural route as George suggested and that's where he feels his friend was lacking. WTF? George. Have you no shame? And isn't it somehow illegal to have this clown on when he's also on as a paid advertiser with those painfully obvious "interview" commercials. If it isn't it should be. Fuck you George, Fuck you Ty and fuck you too Tommy. You all suck.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is surprised he's still alive because when he was a kid a dentist came to his school and squirted everyone's mouth with a fluoride treatment.

George seems to have some sort of oral fixation, what with near death experiences from fluoride and from steaming pizza rolls.

[nooryisawesome]

I am glad a CPA can explain cancer to me. I knew Johnny Hopkins was full of garbage when we smoked pot.
It was me,  Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and we were blazing that shit up every day.

[jinwicked]

I wish they would call tonight's program what it really is - paid advertising. I think this has been Noory's goal all along with Coast.

What are the odds I turn on C2CAM for the first time in weeks, and lo, it is infomercial night?

Pretty good actually, I suppose.

[nooryisawesome]

I just heard the pizza roll story!! Wtf. Try calling off your job due to eating a pizza roll see what happens.

http://xdind.com/george-noorys-pizza-roll-story/

[PB the Deplorable]

I just heard the pizza roll story!! Wtf. Try calling off your job due to eating a pizza roll see what happens.

http://xdind.com/george-noorys-pizza-roll-story/

Especially when you are just fine a couple days later and can talk for the usual 4 hours no problem

[nooryisawesome]

Please hold so you can give tommy your number.

[jinwicked]

My life is so much better for just having heard some disgruntled chucklefuck rant about cellphone coverage on the air.

[Morgus]

Sounded like a caller might have tried playing a prank on Noory and his guest?

[Morgus]

My life is so much better for just having heard some disgruntled chucklefuck rant about cellphone coverage on the air.

Tell the guy to use a landline phone instead...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Maybe it's my lack of medical knowledge, but both Bollinger and god-forbid even Noory are sounding quite reasonable tonight.  The thing that upset me most was when a caller waited who-knows-how-long to ask Bollinger about his penis cancer, and Noory jumped in with his expertise not letting Bollinger even answer.  "Well [insert caller's name], I guess it's not well understood because of.. .where it is!  <click>.  I hate it when he does that.  I guess legitimate questions about non-Noory friendly body parts are strictly off limits.  I had an uncle who had penis cancer and eventually died.

[jinwicked]

Did Norry ask about heart cancer, almost immediately after the guest said heart cancer basically doesn't exist?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

A caller asked why no one gets heart cancer.  Bollinger went into a reasonably detailed answer.  Within five minutes, George asked -- as if he had just thought of it -- Ty, does anyone ever get heart cancer?

I know if we catalogued every time George does something like that we would have 20 000 pages, but this one was just so blatant.