George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ACE of CLUBS]

Natural foods such as veggies must be like poison to Tommy. If he ever got sick who would take him to the emergency? No way Jorch would have the mental or physical strength.

George performing 'mouth to mouth' on the man mountain Tommy ......


Those old 'muscle cars' had heavy duty suspensions .....

[PB the Deplorable]

THE BLOWN KISS

What I want to know is who Tommy is blowing the kiss to.  I don't think it was someone he knew, the way he's turned it looks like he responded to something someone said as they were going past or just after they had passed.  The guy driving sure keeps a low profile, hat pulled down low, he's looking that way too.  George appears oblivious.

What would Tommy respond to that George didn't?  By blowing a kiss?  From the body language, one would be forgiven for thinking Tommy had actually flipped the person off.

[Morgus]

Did anyone else catch the Snoorster last night recalling the time he was boarding a plane and a flight attendant (I'm surprised he didn't refer to her as a stewardess) went 'ballistic' on him because he touched her arm while attempting to get by her in the aisle?

i suspect there was a lot more to that tale.
"Get away from me, you MASHER" 

[Eddie Coyle]

What I want to know is who Tommy is blowing the kiss to.

The luckiest gal in California.

[lonevoice]

What I want to know is who Tommy is blowing the kiss to.  I don't think it was someone he knew, the way he's turned it looks like he responded to something someone said as they were going past or just after they had passed.  The guy driving sure keeps a low profile, hat pulled down low, he's looking that way too.  George appears oblivious.

What would Tommy respond to that George didn't?  By blowing a kiss?  From the body language, one would be forgiven for thinking Tommy had actually flipped the person off.

I'd make a substantial wager that Tommy is blowing a kiss to someone who thinks he's Tom Leykis.  The resemblance is uncanny.  It's easy to imagine that a casual parade observer seeing the rippling in the wind taped-on sign (lmfao!) indicating that these are AM radio personalities could easily conclude that that's Tom Leykis sitting next to some little weirdo...maybe his boyfriend.

These pictures are priceless.  Also, thanks to poppel for making the gifs.  Perfect.

[ziznak]

Natural foods such as veggies must be like poison to Tommy. If he ever got sick who would take him to the emergency? No way Jorch would have the mental or physical strength.

Tommy's the only one who knows how to get to the hospital... if Tommy is so sick he can't talk he'd die when George fails to dial 911 correctly.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Tommy's the only one who knows how to get to the hospital... if Tommy is so sick he can't talk he'd die when George fails to dial 911 correctly.

What is it George said when he had the pizza roll incident?  Something like 'So Tommy took me to the hospital.  He knows all these little places around here.  He grew up here.' 

That always seemed a little odd.  Hospitals are usually clearly marked with direction signs all over town and well known to anyone in the city.  Not to mention Google Maps on George's eye pad if he's that clueless.  God help Tommy if his heart gives out while with his buddy George.

[coaster]

it does look like he is kissing his hand and then flipping someone the bird.

[Pragmier]

One can make the case the audio has someone calling out 'hey Tommy' just before his gesture. Maybe the EVP folks can decipher it.

[Falkie2013]

The crowds there are really waiting for a bus.

They could get a rat's ass about Snoory.

Someone needs to change that license plate to say " GNSUCKS " !!!

And George Noory Sucks.

[McPhallus]

I'm sure George gives off a creepy vibe, kinda like the run down lounge singer always trying to get laid.

i suspect there was a lot more to that tale.
"Get away from me, you MASHER" 

[LAM4:2]

I decided to turn these into gifs since it's a very special occasion.



THE BLOWN KISS




THE LAZY WAVE



2 KEWL 4 SKEWL!

All these Gif's need is a frame counter to look like the Zapruder film.

[MV/Liberace!]

And it looks to me like the rear springs were bottomed out.

now that's just dirty pool.

All these Gif's need is a frame counter to look like the Zapruder film.

i don't think tommy could crawl onto the trunk without getting overly winded.

[ItsOver]

All these Gif's need is a frame counter to look like the Zapruder film.

  Classic.


Tommy scoping out the Carl Jr.'s, Jack-in-The-Boxes, and In-n-Out's, longing to go "animal style."  Jorch waiting for just the right 7-11 with that perfectly aged pre-made turkey sandwich..... just another junk food run cruise for the dynamic duo.

[PB the Deplorable]

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Uncle George Wants Yew!

[ItsOver]

Love the looks on the faces of the bystanders in that photo.  "WTF is that???"

[Eddie Coyle]

        Looks like a scene from "The Dictator 2". We need someone who takes aim and fires from the 6th floor of the Suppository building.

[PB the Deplorable]

At about 4:15 in this video you can see the idiot noory.  He barely waves, just holds up his hand.  He also sits in the seat and can hardly be seen whereas most others, except for the WWII vets, sit on the back of the car so they can be seen and wave to people.  Noory can't even do a parade right.  Just more odd behavior as expected.

Burbank On Parade 2013 - Official Webcast Version

Starting around 3.20, Tim Conway Jr is going by in his car, sitting up, interacting with the crowd with a PA system, his family throwing T-shirts to the crowd... like a real radio host.   People even seem to know who he is and are shouting questions about the show.

[VtaGeezer]

Creativity and the Earth's magnetic field. Marilu Henner? Noory's gruel gets even thinner.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Maybe I should update my avatar.

Uncle George Wants Yew!

[Falkie2013]

Why does that gif of Snoory in the car remind me of an alternate Kennedy assassination ?

The pizza roll shooter on the Grazzy Knoll with his specially modified pizza roll gun.

[Pragmier]

Henner said she has that super memory ability - ala Mr.Coyle.

[Eddie Coyle]

Henner said she has that super memory ability - ala Mr.Coyle.

She's good. But I still cringe at her appearance on Bob Costas's old NBC show where he asked her what was she was doing on July 20, 1969.

      (a) Most anyone over the age of 5 on 7/20/69 recalls what they were doing, Bob. It's the Moon landing. A true "where were you" event. Ask her what she was doing on July 20...1974. That's more obscure and proves how unique her ability is.

       (b) she just so happened to lose her virginity that night as she claims. Yeah, right. She has a 4/6/52 DOB, I doubt she lost her virginity that night, or that summer. Probably 1966 or 1967, considering the times. Which I know is awfully presumptuous of me, but she's an actress, not a nun- forgive me for being from Missouri on this one.

          George Noory Sucks.

[NoMoreNoory]

All these Gif's need is a frame counter to look like the Zapruder film.

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

        She's good. But I still cringe at her appearance on Bob Costas's old NBC show where he asked her what was she was doing on July 20, 1969.

      (a) Most anyone over the age of 5 on 7/20/69 recalls what they were doing, Bob. It's the Moon landing. A true "where were you" event. Ask her what she was doing on July 20...1974. That's more obscure and proves how unique her ability is.

       (b) she just so happened to lose her virginity that night as she claims. Yeah, right. She has a 4/6/52 DOB, I doubt she lost her virginity that night, or that summer. Probably 1966 or 1967, considering the times. Which I know is awfully presumptuous of me, but she's an actress, not a nun- forgive me for being from Missouri on this one.

          George Noory Sucks.

That is indeed quite a softball question from Costas.   As far as your second point, I see no reason not to believe her.  Family values were much stricter then and even in the era of Free Love I don't think 14 and 15 year-olds were commonly sexually active as they are today.  At least not in my neck of the woods.  Eighteen seems like a perfectly reasonable age for the era.  In any case she was a sexy actress in the day but I'm not that interested in hearing her interviewed as an 'expert' on a paranormal/'science'/current events radio show.

[PB the Deplorable]

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Pull My Finger


I wonder if George gives Tommy shit about balding and going gray

[Meanandnasty]

I don't want to hear this!!!!!!

[Meanandnasty]

RADIO OFFFFF!

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch wraps with Marilu:
'You're a good person. We need a hundred more thousand people like you.'

[Eddie Coyle]

That is indeed quite a softball question from Costas.   As far as your second point, I see no reason not to believe her.  Family values were much stricter then and even in the era of Free Love I don't think 14 and 15 year-olds were commonly sexually active as they are today.  At least not in my neck of the woods.  Eighteen seems like a perfectly reasonable age for the era.  In any case she was a sexy actress in the day but I'm not that interested in hearing her interviewed as an 'expert' on a paranormal/'science'/current events radio show.

Yeah, I admit to be being harshly cynical, and maybe her story is true...but the timing seems a little too Hollywood. As far as the licentiousness of that era goes, I think my neighborhood was "ahead of the times", not necessarily in a good way. I was born in '75, and there were at least dozen kids I grew up with whose mothers had their first kids as teens between 1968-76, some cases involved marriage, but not all, maybe not even a majority.

        To the point of her being an "expert" on C2C...it's just more evidence of where the show is right now. It's more Issac the bartender than Issac Asimov. More Arthur Fonzarelli than Arthur C Clarke.