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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Quote from: ItsOver on August 08, 2017, 10:38:49 PM
Jorch thinks sumptheens gonna happeen.  Guest doesn't think so...

That's some good radio right there


Dateline

Ding! Ding! Ding!  Alex Jones mentioned wives.  Norry, you go next.

Designx

Ass kissing so hard Alex wants a weekend slot on coast.

NoMoreNoory

Keep the barf bucket close. Already, Jones has called Joorch 'a wizard' and 'patient zero of the human awakening.'

Juan Cena

Quote from: Designx on August 09, 2017, 10:21:00 PM
Ass kissing so hard Alex wants a weekend slot on coast.

I'd like to see Alex try to take Knapp's nights. Knapp will have hit men calling him asking if he wanted them to take Alex out.

Designx

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 09, 2017, 10:25:00 PM
Keep the barf bucket close. Already, Jones has called Joorch 'a wizard' and 'patient zero of the human awakening.'

A regular Samuel Adams. 🤢

Juan Cena

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 09, 2017, 10:25:00 PM
Keep the barf bucket close. Already, Jones has called Joorch 'a wizard' and 'patient zero of the human awakening.'

I have more faith in Heather being an actual witch than I do Dave being a wizard.

Designx

Quote from: Juan Cena on August 09, 2017, 10:25:56 PM
I'd like to see Alex try to take Knapp's nights. Knapp will have hit men calling him asking if he wanted them to take Alex out.

I think you would have half of bellgab offering to do the deed as well.

ZaZa

Quote from: Juan Cena on August 09, 2017, 10:27:48 PM
I have more faith in Heather being an actual witch than I do Dave being a wizard.

I have more faith in Heather being an actual phone sex whore.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Designx on August 09, 2017, 10:26:46 PM
A regular Samuel Adams. 🤢

Alex probably drank a lot of Samuel Adams before coming on tonight.

albrecht

Quote from: Designx on August 09, 2017, 10:21:00 PM
Ass kissing so hard Alex wants a weekend slot on coast.
He had several gigs on local radio here, one Sunday on a big AM but dropped him. They, both AM and FM guys, still play clips occasionally when a certain caller, theory, or subject comes up. Funny he doesnt sue (but they probably have rights.) My favorites they do is a "OOOOBama" and "DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!!!  Quick clip.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Designx on August 09, 2017, 10:28:29 PM
I think you would have half of bellgab offering to do the deed as well.

I've always presumed Knapp the numbers of at least a half a dozen Mafiosos on speedial.

Alex has his face firmly planted between Noory's buttcheeks.

"Jorch is a newshound!"  :o ::)

albrecht

Quote from: 21st Century Man on August 09, 2017, 10:51:35 PM
Alex has his face firmly planted between Noory's buttcheeks.

"Jorch is a newshound!"  :o ::)
Has he mentioned "bats" yet or the "Austin pothole incident" yet? Im watching for old times sake Decline 'Heavy Metal Years' (though really about Hair Vs Metal bands vs Hard Rock band)  Not as good as Decline I punk but good.

Dateline

Quote from: 21st Century Man on August 09, 2017, 10:51:35 PM
Alex has his face firmly planted between Noory's buttcheeks.

"Jorch is a newshound!"  :o ::)

Alex Jones is his little newsbitch.

Up All Night

This is how I like to spend my nights.... With George, Alex, and my wife...  :D

Zetaspeak

Holy shit tuned into top of the hour. 20 minutes in and literally talked about nothing.


Up All Night

Alex... "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."

mst3kpimp

I love how Alex is always talking to "top officials" and has seen "the documents" that he can't divulge so as to protect them.  George is really showing what a useless enabler he is not challenging anything.  Now I know why I don't listen much anymore.

Up All Night

Oprah has a place in Kauai... if they have a food shortage, she'll be lunch...  ;D

Zetaspeak

Quote from: Up All Night on August 09, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
Alex... "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."

I am assuming he's talking about the view of inside Noory butthole


Up All Night

Quote from: Zetaspeak on August 09, 2017, 11:35:34 PM
I am assuming he's talking about the view of inside Noory butthole

Jimmy Hoffa is in there.

ZaZa

I like Alex Jones and respect him for starting all this exposing of all types of secrets like Bohemian Grove, etc-etc
but his ass kissing of George Noory and pointing out that he is not actually ass kissing -is cheap and cheesy.
Alex did a lot of good to society by his bravery to expose all that crap over the years, yes his style is quite often annoying,
so he deserves the credit in my books, but he went too far tonight with sucking up to StupidGN.

I'm glad that INFO-WARS has different host now to make it more appealing.


...fuck did Alex just said George Snory , lol
I think Alex is high as a kite,

"Jorch you were a military guy in black ops."  bwah-ha-ha!

This is the expert that MD refers to constantly on the politics threads?

Up All Night

Hey Alex, Don't Bogart that Joint... Pass It Over Here!!!  :)

Zetaspeak

Did Jones just said we created 400 Billion new jobs.


Jojo

Quote from: ZaZa on August 09, 2017, 11:44:38 PM
I like Alex Jones and respect him for starting all this exposing of all types of secrets like Bohemian Grove, etc-etc
but his ass kissing of George Noory and pointing out that he is not actually ass kissing -is cheap and cheesy.
Alex did a lot of good to society by his bravery to expose all that crap over the years, yes his style is quite often annoying,
so he deserves the credit in my books, but he went too far tonight with sucking up to StupidGN.

I'm glad that INFO-WARS has different host now to make it more appealing.


...fuck did Alex just said George Snory , lol
I think Alex is high as a kite,
Hs ate too many humin beans...

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