George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

I was watching an old episode of ancient aliens...

"I think the Ark of the Covenant was built for a function. I really think so. "

Yes, the person who once asked why the Egyptian pyramids are in Gaza is a swell fit for the show.

[PB the Deplorable]

It still boggles the mind how big of a shill Noory is.  It truly is pathetic.  There are more commercials for bullshit products now than I can remember on late night TV in the 80's.  Noory will always be the prime example of how you can be successful in this country with having little or no talent at all.  I would love to see Noory be a judge on America's Got Talent or another of those shit shows.

George Noory, host of America's Not Got Talent, where people perform for a panel of lazy judges in areas where they have no talent and no interest.

[PB the Deplorable]

I don't understand why people bitch about Noory, Art Bell thought that he "get's it"
some people obviously questioning Art's talent to pick his replacements... uggg  

Saying that was the easy way out, which is apparently an Art Bell trait.

[Dateline]

I am sure this has been considered for an explanation but. .

Maybe, just maybe in his job description is the following:

Must be able to compose and develop simplistic questions for the masses to reach the widest radio consumer base as possible. 

Ask the questions in the least challenging format as possible so as to not intellectually challenge consumers.

Break down complex scientific, political, and paranormal concepts into a kindergarten level so that the consumer base can comprehend the  material.

Develop a pleasing radio talent personna so that the consumer base is accepting and buy the shat that you try and advertise, poach on them.. . .

If all of the above are success at the yearly job review you will receive a case of Zero candy bars.  I-Hurt can not afford anything else and these were donated at one of our charitable food drives. 

[ItsOver]

I was watching an old episode of ancient aliens...

"I think the Ark of the Covenant was built for a function. I really think so. "

Ha!  And Jorch was built for disfunction.

[albrecht]

Trimming some tree in the yard and listened. I caught a few Norryisms from last night:
To guest Angela: "how does that go for you Ang?" (again, with his fetish of abbreviating names or creating nicknames)

Introducing caller to astrologer guest: "FEB 6th '79" and then when guest didn't get it he clarified "02 6th 1979" to avoid saying the dreaded "February."

[ItsOver]

Trimming some tree in the yard and listened. I caught a few Norryisms from last night:
To guest Angela: "how does that go for you Ang?" (again, with his fetish of abbreviating names or creating nicknames)

Introducing caller to astrologer guest: "FEB 6th '79" and then when guest didn't get it he clarified "02 6th 1979" to avoid saying the dreaded "February."

Jorch hates those multi syllables.  Jorch wishes every month was May and everybody was Bob.

[albrecht]

Jorch hates those multi syllables.  Jorch wishes every month was May and everybody was Bob.

You could be correct. That would be the simplest explanation, just sheer laziness. Later caller Cathy became "Cath" to Norry.

There was some more explanations of "Corny's" legal situation at least. Some kind of feud and racial animus between staff, boss, and him (including putting nails in his tire, calling him the "n word," and putting things in his food) when he was working at a prison but the FBI won't do anything about it.

And Frank who sees faces in melted tar on asphalt and other places. Norry says "not anything supernatural or message but we shall see" though but to next caller regarding Bigfeet "people are seeing these creatures...they are real."

[ShayP]

Here was another gem.

"...A homeless person asked me for a dollar for gas."  :  Noory didn't have a dollar but said he would take care of her after he left the store.  Ooops!  Noory only carries large bills.  : "I left the store but only had a twenty. I gave it to her anyway. She began lunging at me....then kissed me on the cheek and I had to pry myself away."  :

Good old Saint Noory.  He gives us these little tid-bits about giving to the homeless like clockwork.  :

God (or Gods) please bless this man for his mental fortitude and charity to humanity.  We are all better people knowing this great man is in the world.  :

Fucking asshole.   

[Here We Go Again]

Here was another gem.

"...A homeless person asked me for a dollar for gas."  :  Noory didn't have a dollar but said he would take care of her after he left the store.  Ooops!  Noory only carries large bills.  : "I left the store but only had a twenty. I gave it to her anyway. She began lunging at me....then kissed me on the cheek and I had to pry myself away."  :

Good old Saint Noory.  He gives us these little tid-bits about giving to the homeless like clockwork.  :

God (or Gods) please bless this man for his mental fortitude and charity to humanity.  We are all better people knowing this great man is in the world.  :

Fucking asshole.   

Agreed. Yes, he is so generous to give a stranger a twenty, supposedly. Then turns around, with what he claims is his "Coast Family," and allows the snake-oil salespeople of a paid sponsor to huckster this "family" into spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars for false implied "preventions, treatments or cures." All in the name of "helping people."

They are "helping" people all right. Helping themselves to the "Coast family" credit cards and bank accounts. What a crook that Noory is. I'll state that firmly. All of those "health shows" are nothing but a front to make money off of suckers who are supposedly so smart they don't see through these charlatans.

Real great guy, that Noory. Real fake, that is.

[Here We Go Again]

"Ok, we're gonna come back in just a moment here and take some final questions and phone calls with Doc Wallach. As we talk about your criticalheathnews(dot)com's life.  And what it all means to you. So make sure you're all ready for that."
-- George Noory; host; "Coast To Coast AM"; Premiere Networks; February 8, 2016.

Huh? "Our criticalheathnews(dot)com's life?"  What in the world does that mean? What criticalheathnews(dot)com's life's "means" to us? And we should ensure we're "ready" for what? You lost me, Noory, completely...

[Here We Go Again]

"I have a friend of Prince Albert, Monaco.  And dear friends with one of his close friends."
-- George Noory; host; "Coast To Coast AM"; Premiere Networks; January 14, 2016
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What? For years, Noory, you claimed to be "friends" with Prince Albert. Then bragged that he's invited you personally to stay at some palace there as his honored guest, but you claimed you are always too busy working to do that.

The biggest narcissist to hit the airwaves continues on with his "name-dropping" and how he somehow is "tight" with "big players" in the world. Yes, nothing like having a confused and befuddled mess of "a friend" of someone famous when there's "dear friends with one of his close friends" involved as well. Huh?

In other words, Noory doesn't know any of them. Nor do they know him.

[Here We Go Again]

Recall this one from a while back. George Noory's guest was discussing homeowner's associations and how they can regulate what residents can display or have in sight on their property.

Um, things were civil and reasonable, until this:
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George Noory; May 26, 2014; addressing guest Cheryl Chumley concerns on homeowner's association rules and perhaps city ordinances as being too controlling:

GEORGE NOORY
"Yet, yet, some of the laws, I think, are worthwhile. To prevent, for example, that homeowner from putting up some horrible thing in front of his front lawn. For example, you know, a body hanging from a tree. Or something like that.

GUEST
[Guttural gasp]

GEORGE NOORY
"Hold on, Cheryl. Let's get into that and so much more when we come back."
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What in the world, Noory? Where in the heck did that come from? Huh? I hate to tell you, but a body hanging from a tree is so "out of it" that I don't know what to say. Like that's a homeowner's association matter? Noory, ever hear of law enforcement? I think she meant "tacky" things like Pink Flamingo lawn ornaments, disabled cars on blocks, sofas on the front porch -- and that kind of "tacky."

That Noory makes my skin crawl. I bet he's the "life of the party" at socials with his creepy scenarios he might utter at every chance. No wonder none of the celebrities he has on the show ever seem to return to the show again? Or want to hang out with him?

[Here We Go Again]

"Need a report? Just go to Feeder's [sic] website at ufocenter(dot)com."
-- George Noory, May 29, 2015, referring to news-segment guest Peter Davenport.
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The idiocy of the host speaks for itself. After all, when you've seen one "Feeder's" website, you've seen them all! Yes, "Feeder" Davenport. We know him well.

[Here We Go Again]

"I try, Butch...[unintelligible utterance]...and this is just part of the things that I do, but...I try to picture myself in the position of an individual who's involved in any kind of an episode like this. Whether they be in this Malaysia [sic] plane, or in a car that crashes. [Unintelligible utterance] I...[unintelligible utterance] I almost want to remote view what they went through."
-- George Noory; July 18, 2014; who derailed an alien-encounter discussion with guest Butch Witkowski to "go off" to countless listeners on some tangent about his own ghoulish, creepy obsession with bad things that happen to people.

I don't know what to say -- except as always that Noory makes my skin crawl. Just one creepy dude.

[Juan]

I thought George was going to set up a foundation to pay my electric bill.  Where is it?

[ItsOver]

"...To prevent, for example, that homeowner from putting up some horrible thing in front of his front lawn. For example, you know, a body hanging from a tree. Or something like that."

Yeah, Jorch, it's a big problem across the land.  Bodies hanging from trees, in so many neighborhoods.  Thank goodness for HOAs!

Where in the hell does he come up with this stuff?  Makes you wonder what he has squirreled away in his St. Louis cave.

[Dateline]

I thought George was going to set up a foundation to pay my electric bill.  Where is it?

Lights out to you.  I am still in the dark.

[albrecht]

I thought George was going to set up a foundation to pay my electric bill.  Where is it?

The legal paperwork setting up the oft promised "foundation" was accidentally left in the Hawaiian studio but Tommee is keeping Norry so busy that he hasn't been able to go to the Hawaiian studio.

[albrecht]

"...To prevent, for example, that homeowner from putting up some horrible thing in front of his front lawn. For example, you know, a body hanging from a tree. Or something like that."

Yeah, Jorch, it's a big problem across the land.  Bodies hanging from trees, in so many neighborhoods.  Thank goodness for HOAs!

Where in the hell does he come up with this stuff?  Makes you wonder what he has squirreled away in his St. Louis cave.

Damn HOA. I was listening to last night's show while trimming my trees because HOA said I had too many potential body-hanging limbs on them.

[albrecht]

"I try, Butch...[unintelligible utterance]...and this is just part of the things that I do, but...I try to picture myself in the position of an individual who's involved in any kind of an episode like this. Whether they be in this Malaysia [sic] plane, or in a car that crashes. [Unintelligible utterance] I...[unintelligible utterance] I almost want to remote view what they went through."
-- George Noory; July 18, 2014; who derailed an alien-encounter discussion with guest Butch Witkowski to "go off" to countless listeners on some tangent about his own ghoulish, creepy obsession with bad things that happen to people.

I don't know what to say -- except as always that Noory makes my skin crawl. Just one creepy dude.

I forget the date but a few years ago Norry mentioned how he "had the opportunity" to drive by the Jon-Benet Ramsey house while he was in Denver (she was a little girl that was killed and for whom nobody has been convicted) and "ponder the events."

[PB the Deplorable]

"I have a friend of Prince Albert, Monaco.  And dear friends with one of his close friends."
-- George Noory; host; "Coast To Coast AM"; Premiere Networks; January 14, 2016
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What? For years, Noory, you claimed to be "friends" with Prince Albert. Then bragged that he's invited you personally to stay at some palace there as his honored guest, but you claimed you are always too busy working to do that...

In other words, Noory doesn't know any of them. Nor do they know him.

The story has grown since I first heard it. 

The one time I've heard mention of ''Prince Albert'' from George was first he claimed he was ''good friends'', and then he told about seeing the guy get out of a car and go into a restaurant in St Louis.  That was it.  There was some speculation about how Noory even recognized him and knew who it was, or if he just made that up too.

So now he's been invited to visit and stay at the castle.  Ugh 

[ItsOver]

Damn HOA. I was listening to last night's show while trimming my trees because HOA said I had too many potential body-hanging limbs on them.

Glad yeeewww got to it.  Those body hangers are everywhere.  They're all messed-up.

[albrecht]

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[Kidnostad3]

"...To prevent, for example, that homeowner from putting up some horrible thing in front of his front lawn. For example, you know, a body hanging from a tree. Or something like that."

Yeah, Jorch, it's a big problem across the land.  Bodies hanging from trees, in so many neighborhoods.  Thank goodness for HOAs!

Where in the hell does he come up with this stuff?  Makes you wonder what he has squirreled away in his St. Louis cave.

My home owner's association would give me at least three days to cut the body down and remove it from the property before imposing a fine.   It's in the bylaws. 

[Dateline]

My home owner's association is a good group.  We have a provision in the bylaws that if any dead bodies are found flapping in the wind, the home closest to the flapping body may sponsor a wake.  All are invited for shits and giggles.

[CronkitesGhost]

His virtue signaling makes me sick. Any little thing he does that is a good deed and I suspect those are few and far between he has to find a moment on the radio to tell his audience about it, followed by some sanctimonious bullshit 'People are people folks, we should help each other if we can, that's what I do. That's just the way I am.'

[Dateline]

His virtue signaling makes me sick. Any little thing he does that is a good deed and I suspect those are few and far between he has to find a moment on the radio to tell his audience about it, followed by some sanctimonious bullshit 'People are people folks, we should help each other if we can, that's what I do. That's just the way I am.'

Really, that is just an act he adopted as his radio personna. He decided to project himself in that manner, and it has worked for him.  I heard it in an interview.

[21st Century Man]

Damn HOA. I was listening to last night's show while trimming my trees because HOA said I had too many potential body-hanging limbs on them.

Here's a book for you to read. lol

[21st Century Man]

"...To prevent, for example, that homeowner from putting up some horrible thing in front of his front lawn. For example, you know, a body hanging from a tree. Or something like that."

Yeah, Jorch, it's a big problem across the land.  Bodies hanging from trees, in so many neighborhoods.  Thank goodness for HOAs!

Where in the hell does he come up with this stuff?  Makes you wonder what he has squirreled away in his St. Louis cave.

Jimmy Hoffa maybe?