George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Including the fact that the vast majority of media personalities are made up out of whole cloth.


How is this reality not glaringly obvious to you? Think things through. Do you have any idea how easy it is to get a social security number?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Cs-VIDKSY

[Gd5150]

First of all, George Noory claims that -- perhaps -- paid programming "infomercial" sans disclosure to that effect only is allowed "two hours per month." Not true. The program devotes more than the time Noory stated to this paid sponsor, so he starts the episode with a deception he feels listeners are stupid enough to believe.   

Then we get Ben Fuchs rambling on and on about God and how they are so generous to being "givers" in helping people. In case you people are imbeciles, try checking out the exorbitant prices of those supplements at criticalheahtnews(dot)com. According to everyone involved in Noory's snake-oil programs, no one is making a penny off of pushing Youngevity products. Sure, some of us are so dumb as to believe it's all being done "out of the goodness of their hearts" and they are full of love and generosity. No, they are full of greed and profiteering at any cost to the suckers and that is that.

Even Noory noted that Dr. Wallet won't reveal the names of certain supplements because consumers are ONLY supposed to buy them from that site. A site that takes what is a $8 bottle of a supplement at your local stores that is equal or better that what they have. But they imply what they have is "blessed by God" or some such heresy so you should pay $80 to them for the same thing.

Read the "nutrition facts," all, before you shell out your money to that rip-off site. It is a bunch of nonsense that Noory pitches and I hope you can see through that man's lies, manipulation and greed. He cares less about any of you -- along with the huckster guests -- and only want you to pay out the wazoo for what they sell. That is that.

Then comes Noory's "What drives you?" question to Fuchs. Are people that dumb? He replies it's only a desire inspired by "God" to help people. No, it's not. It's driven by money and getting ignorant, gullible or desperate people to buy only from that rip-off website. If you don't, or dare question them, you are a negative, hated person in need of "help." Get real.

At no time last night did I hear: "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease." Why not? Even though that disclaimer should be aired legally. If Noory decides to ignore that, then himself and Premiere Networks may be taken to task and held accountable for failing to inform consumers. Let them persist, all, then see it may be their undoing. Sooner or later.

What a scam. Claiming to speak for God himself. Using his name to rip off people. Sick. It shows the lack of integrity of George Noory, any and all those associated with the program -- and Premiere Networks itself for allowing it, despite possible legal consequences it is apparently ignoring.

I hear ya but let's be real. The FDA approval is about as big of a joke as GN producers approval. So at this point whys it matter if they approve crap or not. They're bought and paid for by big pharma. These stay young forever supplements like vitamins aren't monitored by the FDA.

[21st Century Man]

I hear ya but let's be real. The FDA approval is about as big of a joke as GN producers approval. So at this point whys it matter if they approve crap or not. They're bought and paid for by big pharma. These stay young forever supplements like vitamins aren't monitored by the FDA.

Exactly.  The FDA is a joke.

[Jackstar]

the point is not volunteer it. That's all.

"I went fishing at this unnamed place and I caught a fish. I'm not going to tell you my name or where I was or what kind of fish it was."

And who says radio is dead? What a fabulous way to spend an evening.

[Here We Go Again]

Even worse for "Coast To Coast AM," was some pharmacist lecturing us on World-War Two history. That Ben Fuchs is as clueless as the day is long -- and I don't know what he's taking to make him ramble in nonsense as he does.

Fuchs, yes, the Germans used methamphetamines. But nothing like Fuchs who -- no doubt -- has never even been to Volgograd himself to call the German Blitzkrieg a result of stimulants. Wrong. It means "Lightning War" and launching simultaneous attacks from the air and then the ground in a fast manner before the enemy can mount and effective defense.

Sure, Fuchs, the Germans lost at Волгогра́д because of the lack of stimulants. Sure, nothing like freezing temperatures, the lack of ordinance support and food, trapping themselves in the east corner of the region allowing themselves no escape to the west -- and worse, being surrounded by millions of "pissed-off" Bolsheviks fighting back to lead to that defeat.

I cannot believe how incredulous "Coast To Coast AM" has become. Some loser pharmacist is now a lecturer and scholar on World-War Two history -- when he has no idea what he is talking about. That guy is so wired on something as he babbles nonstop and rambles on that program and is never called out for the nonsense he spews.

Wait. He is blessed by God himself, you know. The Arm Of The Lord. Supposedly. If you dare question his ramblings you will no doubt burn in hell. With that imbecile George Noory sitting back and agreeing with whatever nonsense that Fuchs issues. 

Lay off the stimulants, Fuchs. Back off for a while, OK? Quit the "I Am Speaking For God Himself" preaching and try being true to others for real -- instead of trying to b*s suckers into buying your snake oil.

[Here We Go Again]

I have never heard such nonsense, medical misinformation or pure bunk as issued by one Ben Fuchs. I am not going to accuse him of being "into" some heavy stimulants and mind-altering materials before he does a show, but darn, how "out of it" can someone be?

I like the "fact" that he knew a woman who took 80 Percocet pills (no doubt 325-10s; what we call oxycodone/paracetamol) at once -- and sustained no ill effects because she was supposedly "resistant" to them. I am calling bulsh*t on Fuchs for that one. No way, Fuchs. That much of opiate narcotic,, no matter if you are Superman himself, could cause toxic shock and no doubt lead to severe nausea, retarded breathing and heart stoppage. She would have died. Get real!

Fuchs is a major-league bullsh*t artist and seems so "wired out" and incoherent every time he appears on radio programs that only stupid, ignorant people would believe a word he says. He claims to have the answer for every question asked of him, then even makes up answers to things he knows nothing about, be it.

Ben Fuchs' bio, an expert on -- but not limited to -- the following:

"Medicine, world history, philosophy, theology, politics, traffic laws, sports, "mom-and-pop stores," God, literature, "The Dewey Decimal System," focus, the Internet, the Ultranet, physics, mathematics, "The Moon In The Sky Called The Moon," "Little Green Men," music, world geography, board games, attache cases, pencils, pens, wood pulp, family values, "The Girl Next Door," the weather, "The War Of The Worlds," the Olympic Games, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, rappers, Fifty Cent, pocket change, telephones, staircases, nutcases, television, movies, radio and online streaming, the value of PI, taxicabs, Uber driving, flying, walking, running, jogging and anything else known under the sun or anything over it."

Sound familiar, Fuchs?      

[Here We Go Again]

Great, George Noory, in claiming last night your mother "Listens To The Show Religiously." As in religious and being true and honest. Maybe she can appear on-air to confirm to listeners what you claimed, Noory: That she taught you baseball, had some "wicked fastball" that honed your great-batting skills and that you were a standout player and was in line for a "major-collegiate athletic scholarship."

Yes, George, put aside some segment to bring your mother on the program. To confirm why you claim you were some great athlete, yet Harvey S. Lowery High School from your freshman year of 1965 to your senior year of 1968 has no record of you playing any sports. Let alone being "so gooood" as you claimed, "they" handed out two athletic-collegiate scholarships and you came in third. 

OK. Let your mother appear on the program and even though she is aged 88, she no doubt has memories, clippings and scrapbooks about your "baseball prowess" and how he trained, drilled and coached you so well you sought a tryout for the Major-League Baseball (MLB) Detriot Tigers at age 18.

Better still, Noory, contact ESPN for it's "The Sporting Life" series. Yes, I am sure that "The Sporting Life" with Jeremy Schaap would be more than glad to do a segment on overnight-radio host George Noory, who gave up a possible MLB career to go into broadcasting. Further of interest, unlike real players, claims to have been taught and trained by his mother. Who is still around and no doubt can verify what George Noory claimed. Or will she? 

If that story is true, both of you should have nothing to hide. If it's lie, well,, don't expect to hear the son and mother to dare advance that to those who know better.

[albrecht]

I recognize this caller's voice, its old Will from Madison, Wisconsin talking about Finnish people again.

Ah Noory is dumping the guest early, probably because he couldn't handle his belief Columbus discovered America was being questioned. ..

Yep, his voice and Finno-Urgic theories should've been recognized by the call screener. Then again, I like his theories and dedication to them and want him to be a guest and get them all explained.

Norry will accept some of the most fringe, unproven, and wacky "medical" theories and advice, for example (like because he makes money off of them,) but is "shocked" by actual historical evidence, and now accepted history, that the Vikings reached N.America before Columbus.

Norry, once again, said if he had a time-machine he would "want to go back and see Jesus 'do his thing.' "

And that "Independence Day always reminds me of the movie 'Independence Day,' remember that? When we talk about UFOs- trails off- sorta like N.Korea." 

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

the station I record c2c from has a legal disclaimer after every commercial break whenever it's a snakeoil themed show stating its for "entertainment purposes only" "not meant to replce consultation with a physician" and c2c doesn't necessarily represent the views of this station etc etc

Given the litigious nature of our society, I'm surprised not every station has such a disclaimer

[albrecht]

the station I record c2c from has a legal disclaimer after every commercial break whenever it's a snakeoil themed show stating its for "entertainment purposes only" "not meant to replce consultation with a physician" and c2c doesn't necessarily represent the views of this station etc etc

Given the litigious nature of our society, I'm surprised not every station has such a disclaimer

I know. I've thought similarly. We live in a society in which a package of peanuts has a legal disclaimer on package:
"contains peanuts"
"manufactured at a facility that handles peanuts"

And when I buy a coffee need to be warned that coffee is "hot."

Norry was pleased to read a news article last night, before the medical quackery informercial, about a mother and newborn baby seriously injured by a defective firework. "Mean baby" now, I suspect.

[PB the Deplorable]

... At no time last night did I hear: "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease." Why not? Even though that disclaimer should be aired legally. If Noory decides to ignore that, then himself and Premiere Networks may be taken to task and held accountable for failing to inform consumers. Let them persist, all, then see it may be their undoing. Sooner or later.

What a scam. Claiming to speak for God himself. Using his name to rip off people. Sick. It shows the lack of integrity of George Noory, any and all those associated with the program -- and Premiere Networks itself for allowing it, despite possible legal consequences it is apparently ignoring.

I think he's safe.

Under the legal doctrine of the so-called ''Snorge defense'', in addition to showing actual damages, a plaintiff must prove they were able to stay awake long enough to hear the information presented and were alert enough to be able to recall and act on it at a later time.

So far no jury has been able to stay awake when listening to a replay of one of George's fake medical shows in order to be able to reach a verdict, and none believed the plaintiffs did either. 

[ItsOver]

I think he's safe.

Under the legal doctrine of the so-called ''Snorge defense'', in addition to showing actual damages, a plaintiff must prove they were able to stay awake long enough to hear the information presented and were alert enough to be able to recall and act on it at a later time.

So far no jury has been able to stay awake when listening to a replay of one of George's fake medical shows in order to be able to reach a verdict, and none believed the plaintiffs did either.

Ha!  I tend not to take medical advice from folks who like to be guests on a show with a host who likes to do choo-choo train imitations.

[NoMoreNoory]

"What's wrong with Peter, Peter?"

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch has a 'theory' about road rage. Someone who is having a bad day, stressed out, whatever, gets overtaken or cut off and loses it. That's a pretty bland and basic description of road rage, Joorch. It's not a theory of anything.

A mention of Aunt Toyota Corolla. Coming later: The Shroud of Urine.

[michio]

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Then we get Ben Fuchs rambling on and on about God and how they are so generous to being "givers" in helping people. In case you people are imbeciles, try checking out the exorbitant prices of those supplements at criticalheahtnews(dot)com. According to everyone involved in Noory's snake-oil programs, no one is making a penny off of pushing Youngevity products. Sure, some of us are so dumb as to believe it's all being done "out of the goodness of their hearts" and they are full of love and generosity. No, they are full of greed and profiteering at any cost to the suckers and that is that.

Even Noory noted that Dr. Wallet won't reveal the names of certain supplements because consumers are ONLY supposed to buy them from that site. A site that takes what is a $8 bottle of a supplement at your local stores that is equal or better that what they have. But they imply what they have is "blessed by God" or some such heresy so you should pay $80 to them for the same thing.

8<snip>8

Then comes Noory's "What drives you?" question to Fuchs. Are people that dumb? He replies it's only a desire inspired by "God" to help people. No, it's not. It's driven by money and getting ignorant, gullible or desperate people to buy only from that rip-off website. If you don't, or dare question them, you are a negative, hated person in need of "help." Get real.

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What a scam. Claiming to speak for God himself. Using his name to rip off people. Sick. It shows the lack of integrity of George Noory, any and all those associated with the program -- and Premiere Networks itself for allowing it, despite possible legal consequences it is apparently ignoring.

Well said, and my thoughts echo much of what you've said about Pukes and sNoory's "feels good to be giving to people" street hustle bullshit. They even made up a story about why they withhold the information and keep that "secret sauce" secret, saying it's the "whole package" and like a baseball team working together. For every criticism made against them, you can be certain they'll evade and/or fabricate an answer to justify withholding the miracles cures Doc Wallet and the others claim they have.

It's sad that sNoory will never be truly spiritual and truly a nice guy that the people who lick him say he is. He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I have my reasons for saying so. I suspect sNoory pushes his over-the-top fake spirituality on his guests because he feels the occasional pang of guilt from what he does for a living, as he's willingly fooled himself into believing it somehow rights a wrong, when it only makes him worse and even more despicable.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A

[CozyRozie]

$500

[ShayP]

A mention of Aunt Toyota Corolla. Coming later: The Shroud of Urine.

LOL!  Oh please tell me he said it again. 

[ItsOver]

...A mention of Aunt Toyota Corolla. Coming later: The Shroud of Urine.

Ha!  Aunt Toyota Corolla.    Not that electrocuting yourself is all that funny, but isn't she the supposedly psychic aunt who fried herself by doing the ultimate "Noory," when a radio fell in her bathtub?    Guess she didn't see that one coming.

[NoMoreNoory]

LOL!  Oh please tell me he said it again. 

Ah, well now. He didn't actually say that last night, and I can't swear that he ever did. It's the affectionate name I've always seen used here on the all-too-frequent occasions the Shroud comes up as a subject. Can anyone confirm whether or not it's an original Nooryism?

[ShayP]

Ah, well now. He didn't actually say that last night, and I can't swear that he ever did. It's the affectionate name I've always seen used here on the all-too-frequent occasions the Shroud comes up as a subject. Can anyone confirm whether or not it's an original Nooryism?

He did say it.    It's been a few years at least.  Maybe 5...not sure.  I'll try to find it. 

[ShayP]

He did say it.    It's been a few years at least.  Maybe 5...not sure.  I'll try to find it. 

I wasn't the the only one to hear it. 

Does anyone have links to the youtube clip where Simple George calls it the Shroud of Urine? I've seen them before but was unable to find then again on youtube. Thanks.

[NoMoreNoory]

He did say it.    It's been a few years at least.  Maybe 5...not sure.  I'll try to find it. 

Hehe! Hoped so! I even use it idiomatically in my head at, say, a sports stadium or a gig, as in 'Oh, that's gross! There's a shroud of urine on the floor of the men's room.'

Casual conversation and text (Texas) messages between my gf and me are now liberally sprinkled with Nooryisms.

[ItsOver]

I wasn't the the only one to hear it. 

"Yeeewww, too?"



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[albrecht]

From the other night when he cut the guest short because it was upsetting for Norry that Columbus wasn't the first non-American to discover N.America:
A Cuban-American caller named Gorky had some interesting comments and Norry ended with "keep us informed about Cuba, Gork" in keeping with Norry's obsession with making nicknames or vice-versa using full numbers if caller uses a nick-name or shortened version. "Gork" also schooled Norry who had never heard of the name "Gorky" by mentioning the famous people and places with that name.

[Dateline]

From the other night when he cut the guest short because it was upsetting for Norry that Columbus wasn't the first non-American to discover N.America:
A Cuban-American caller named Gorky had some interesting comments and Norry ended with "keep us informed about Cuba, Gork" in keeping with Norry's obsession with making nicknames or vice-versa using full numbers if caller uses a nick-name or shortened version. "Gork" also schooled Norry who had never heard of the name "Gorky" by mentioning the famous people and places with that name.

Norry, is known as Jork, Brooklynese for Jerk.

[Here We Go Again]

Last night, the huge buffoon George Noory does it again. Some loser guest advances that we have been "lied to" or "brainwashed" into thinking "The Law Of Gravity" is some law of physics on this planet when it's just "The Theory Of Gravity" to that loser.

OK, major scientist. Mr. Truth. Mind Over Matter. Mind Over The Laws Of This Planet. Disprove "The Law Of Gravity" by jumping off a high-rise building. "Since when did it become a law?" the imbecile guest states. See if you can "fly" then, idiot, and prove you can defy gravity -- before you hit the ground.

Hey, sh*t head, it is a law every time we drop an object on this planet which has positive gravity. It's a law every time the object drops until it's acted on by some force to resist or stop its progress before it reaches the center of this Earth. Like hitting the ground. It's all an illusion, you state? It's all nonsense? The baloney is all yours and George Noory's, pal. Get lost.

Among the biggest loser "Coast To Coast AM" has ever put on air, or any sh*t for brains guest the informed George Noory endorses. Total sh*t. On a world-class scale.

For the next GAIA "Beyond Belief" bullsh*t webcast, George Noory's guest will disprove "The Law Of Gravity" by jumping off a high-rise building sans cables or parachute devices and "prove" that he won't hit the ground below. Because he "knows better." He will prove "The Theory Of Gravity" is not a law -- then dies during the test.

To which, host George Noory just states on the man's passing: "Oh, well...We lost him. He's gone...Moving on..." 

[albrecht]

Check out 1:35 for some more issues Norry has with physics. Former "Science" Advisor RCH tries to correct him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrUoUEvs6g

[Here We Go Again]

Freaking idiot. "Drama In Real Life," according to George Noory. God, the horror! He should submit that to "Reader Digest" and maybe he'll win an award for that gutty story of survival in the face of adversity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5s9-Ze9Ahk

[nooryisawesome]

Freaking idiot. "Drama In Real Life," according to George Noory. God, the horror! He should submit that to "Reader Digest" and maybe he'll win an award for that gutty story of survival in the face of adversity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5s9-Ze9Ahk

This is fantastic. He acts like people care what an over weight crack pot, washed up, want to be TV star (but is putting on a Falkie quality like Giam "tv show") looks like. Noory thinks it is some sort of tragedy.

I love seeing Noory get his balls busted. He is a cartoon like type person to me now, I think I might actually miss his bumbling act if he was gone. He is actually so horrible and cartoon stereotypical like crack pot it's funny, sort of like Alex Jones. Can't listen to his show but I find Noory hilarious even if he thinks I am a low life.

Noory is essentially George Senda except he has the backing of a failing inept company which likes to burn through cash. It's all very amusing if you think about it. Noory has finally won me over with his bumbling horrible cartoonish like behavior. His new book is also pretty great, a political book which is about himself.  I love how Noory think he has some political power because he is host a a show people are listening to less and less. Noory actually thinks he is some sort of political leader or something, it's akin to Senda saying he has a huge following because some people liked him on YouTube. Because as we all know the political future depends on an aging crackpot radio host whose company is on the brink of failure. Toss in his attempt to cash in on the late night snack book and you can picture a cartoon Noory holding money bags trying to sneak away.

[bateman]