George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PaulAtreides]

Mish Shedlock

Worthless credentials has he.

[PaulAtreides]

Kind of sounds like he was a long term plant from the competition, to get in, work his way up, and destroy the company. I like the part where the social network was started and he logged in under a pseudonym to argue with employees. What a fucking troll. :
If I remember correctly, Sears really started going downhill in the late 80's early 90's.

Sears should have stuck with tools and lawnmowers.  When it branched out into "high fashion," it was the beginning of the end.  Other than Tommee, I don't know anyone who would have purchased a prom dress at Sears.

[PaulAtreides]

Jeez this symptoms list from Stone is worse than the side-effects warnings on drug ads.

Was anal leakage on the list?

[zeebo]

...He'll never be able to stoop as low as Ian though, bringing on a ''medium'', ''contacting'' Michael Jackson hours after he died, and that whole thing.  If that wasn't the all-time low for Coast, I'm not sure what would be.

Hmm it's hard to say, so many low points to choose from.  The on-again off-again ouija board experiment.  The fake firing of LMH.  The three-headed guest.  Pretty much every 'alternative medicine' / infomercial show of late.  Any of George's anniversary specials.  The infamous meltdown of that one guest host, what was his name, Reuben something?  My memory may not be perfect - I may have unconsciously blotted out worse.

[ItsOver]

Hmm it's hard to say, so many low points to choose from.  The on-again off-again ouija board experiment.  The fake firing of LMH.  The three-headed guest.  Pretty much every 'alternative medicine' / infomercial show of late.  Any of George's anniversary specials.  The infamous meltdown of that one guest host, what was his name, Reuben something?  My memory may not be perfect - I may have unconsciously blotted out worse.

Don't forget "those speshial Shecret Dooors!' and his dedications to recently departed previous guest, i.e. replays, so Jorch and Tommee can skip out early for Happy Pancakes at the local greasy spoon.  I'll bet those pancakes aren't so happy after Tommee takes care of them.

[zeebo]

I'll be skipping the first half's supplement ad tonite, but second half w/ Nick Redfern might be worth a listen.  He's usually pretty good - however looks like he's talking secret societies and not my preferred topic of chupacabras.

[loveslibraries]

I think the guest is still there but Jorge really want to talk about this plane thing.

Tommy wearing his swear pants best is soooo expected

Jorge is really an awful interviewer. He got stuck on that stupid door issue.

How did you know his clothes?  Is this viewable?

[Zetaspeak]

Tommy mentioned it. Jorge asked if he had wear any special clothing, Tom said he wore sweat pants as it's most comfortable for flights (I would assume it's most comfortable for any circumstance lol)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Hbu4Z4pGI

[PB the Deplorable]

Tommee:  It's a show about nothing. 

George:  Nothing?

Tommee:  Nothing.

George:  Well, it can't be about nothing.

Tommee:  I wore sweat pants on an airplane - there's a show

[Dateline]

Tommee:  It's a show about nothing. 

George:  Nothing?

Tommee:  Nothing.

George:  Well, it can't be about nothing.

Tommee:  I wore sweat pants on an airplane - there's a show

They probably both have matching sets in alien green with matching tinfoil hats and antennae.  This is just the right attire for the twosome to walk a Hollywood green carpet.

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm interested in George's three Emmy Awards.  When pinned down he admits they were Regional Emmy's. And they weren't for radio.

On this very forum he said what they were for. 

Given the suspicion he, cough, stretches the truth, I'd like to at least see photos of them.  If they exist, no doubt he has Tommee polish them every morning before he get in.

Somewhere back in the mists on here, I seem to recall a pic of his Emmys. Against wood-paneling, if memory serves. Presumably posted by Gnoory.

[JesusJuice]

Christian Wilde and George Noory are straight up absolutely refusing to give any credit to Richard C. Hoagland and his Torsion Field of curing Jimmy Carter of his cancer.

[JesusJuice]

Caller asked Christian Wilde and George Noory what would happen if you took Carnivora and Turmeric at the same time! First their minds were blown but  then Christian recommended adding black pepper to the mix.

[zeebo]

Caller asked Christian Wilde and George Noory what would happen if you took Carnivora and Turmeric at the same time! First their minds were blown but  then Christian recommended adding black pepper to the mix.

Oops, a missed opportunity to suggest super beet powder.

[loveslibraries]

Tommy mentioned it. Jorge asked if he had wear any special clothing, Tom said he wore sweat pants as it's most comfortable for flights (I would assume it's most comfortable for any circumstance lol)

https://www.youtube.com

Thanks!  How did Tommy hear about this flight?

[Jackstar]

It's better to communicate through flowers.

Cough.

[ItsOver]

Caller asked Christian Wilde and George Noory what would happen if you took Carnivora and Turmeric at the same time! First their minds were blown but  then Christian recommended adding black pepper to the mix.

[Dateline]

She's gone. . . .

[Zetaspeak]

Thanks!  How did Tommy hear about this flight?

I think Dr. Sky (Steve Kates) had some inside knowledge of it and hooked up Tommy.

[zeebo]

I think Dr. Sky (Steve Kates) had some inside knowledge of it and hooked up Tommy.

Dr. Sky is kind of like the Sean Connery of C2C.  No matter what knuckleheads he's associated with he always ends up looking cool.

[Here We Go Again]

George Noory, the great vulture of hanging over dead celebrities after they pass, then claiming some "association" or friendship" with them, strikes again! That Hollywood hanger on failure couldn't help but "note," when discussing pancreatic cancer with guest Christian Wilde the other night:   

"It took out our dear friend, Patrick Swayze."

Another "dead  celebrity" that Noory claims was some "friend" or whatever with his history repeating. Of course, George, he was "a dear friend," not in his life because we all know these celebrities avoid you in Los Angeles like the plague, but now we learn in the "Noory Syndrome" they might have been tight as brothers! Get the waders, all. Noory's bullsh*t always gets deep!

[Here We Go Again]

is that George Senda in the middle of those pictures?

More at more at spotting the guy with the obvious hairpiece. George Noory, who is no doubt bald, looks so bad with that toupee and he seems to be the only one who doesn't know that's a rug he wears. Too funny! Then this guy gets out in Los Angeles or wherever and thinks no one sees that hairpiece? or tries to b*s the biggest b*s-ers known to mankind? By claiming that is his real hair? No transplant, no plugs. Just a hairpiece that looks funny as hell! Ask anyone in Los Angeles who had the "misfortune" of coming across that Noory guy.

Especially when that glue seeps out from his brow and sideburns and he doesn't think to wipe it off? Too funny! The wig guy is a joke to everyone but himself, since he denies that's a toupee when it's so bad it's only him that fails to see that!

[NoMoreNoory]

Hmm it's hard to say, so many low points to choose from.  The on-again off-again ouija board experiment.  The fake firing of LMH.  The three-headed guest.  Pretty much every 'alternative medicine' / infomercial show of late.  Any of George's anniversary specials.  The infamous meltdown of that one guest host, what was his name, Reuben something?  My memory may not be perfect - I may have unconsciously blotted out worse.

Perhaps him affecting a 'demonic' voice to ask the guest - I forget her name - 'Why did you write this book?' and then ask 'Did you hear that?' and repeatedly deny that it was him.

[Dateline]

I'm aggravated!  This could have been a very informative interesting interview, but he will not allow Ms. Jacobsen to complete a train of thought.  He is obviously not prepared and hopping around with random points from this to Uri Gellar.  Let her relate her stories, please, is that asking too much, Norry?    She was the finalist for the Pulitzer Prize.

[Dateline]

Also, tweets, suck!  The first two back were for paranormal and for that cosmetic company he is trying to push.  Avon, anyone?

[sumthinz going on]

i love George's insights! for example, why ppl drive like jerks is always one of my favs..."they're STRESSED OUT". who knew?

[ItsOver]

I woke up in the middle of the night.  Jorch was on with some wacko astrologer.  They were blathering on about something when Jorch asks "Is breathing important?"  Hey, Jorch, try not doing it for about 5 minutes or so and get back with us. 

[Here We Go Again]

i love George's insights! for example, why ppl drive like jerks is always one of my favs..."they're STRESSED OUT". who knew?

Yes, but ever notice drivers only seemed to be full of "road rage" around George Noory? I can conclude why. He drives like crap, then thinks it's the fault of other drivers when he wheels around with his head up his behind.

You know George Noory! Everyone is "whacked out" around him -- but only around him. Another example of how he fails to see himself, for sure. As his producer once noted, people ONLY seem to be "whacked out" when Noory is around. When he is absent, people seem to be fine. What does that tell us? We got it.

[Here We Go Again]

I woke up in the middle of the night.  Jorch was on with some wacko astrologer.  They were blathering on about something when Jorch asks "Is breathing important?"  Hey, Jorch, try not doing it for about 5 minutes or so and get back with us. 

Darn, I missed that. "Is breathing important?" is among the lamest and stupidest things any person -- yet alone a syndicated radio-talk show host -- could ask. I'll have to replay that "episode" to hear his idiocy for myself. What a dunce! Looks like his possible frontal-lobe dementia is getting worse, all. All that tumeric doesn't appear to be working to starve it off at Noory's older age. He needs a sitter, I feel, and very badly! But isn't that what producer Tom is for?   

[zeebo]

I couldn't sleep so caught part of the astrologer lady.  She thinks the outer planets are currently responsible for much of our political discord.  Luckily she had a good solution which is she wants everyone in government to start doing transcendental meditation.