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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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JesusJuice

A caller asked George if Art died since he never mentions him anymore.

Quote from: JesusJuice💯👌👏 on March 22, 2017, 01:23:03 AM
A caller asked George if Art died since he never mentions him anymore.
George announces deaths!

Ciardelo

Quote from: loveslibraries on March 22, 2017, 01:26:14 AM
George announces deaths!

I get all my dead baby news from C2C with Jorch sNoory.

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 21, 2017, 10:27:30 PM
This is ground control to Producer Tom.....
George's attempt to talk live to Tommee up in NASA's research plane with Dr Sky is an epic fail as the phone line keeps breaking up. George even adds an 'over' for a bit of added excitement and says he's getting emails asking if Tommee is OK. Jesus, the man's in aeroplane: what's the big deal?
Well, it would be a really BIG deal for the airplane.  I hope it was C5.  A tight fit, even still.



Here's my Jorch pic of day.  It must have been "all yeeewww can drink wine day."






Ted Baxter


Morgus

Quote from: JesusJuice💯👌👏 on March 22, 2017, 01:23:03 AM
A caller asked George if Art died since he never mentions him anymore.
That  was regular caller  Cornelius (Corny) in New Orleans, LA.
Corny asked why Noory stopped giving Art Bell a shoutout in his list of names at the end of the show.
Noory told him that Art emailed him a few years back to please stop mentioning his name, so he did so.

Juan

French children were injured in London today. sNoory will be excited.

Quote from: ItsOver on March 22, 2017, 07:36:07 AM
Well, it would be a really BIG deal for the airplane.  I hope it was C5.  A tight fit, even still.



Here's my Jorch pic of day.  It must have been "all yeeewww can drink wine day."



is that George Senda in the middle of those pictures?

JesusJuice

I'm still upset about the cat torture that he described in detail.

zeebo

There was a pretty whacked-out guest a couple weekends ago, on w/ Syrett or maybe Church, I can't remember which.  In any case he talked about how some reptoids get the munchies for humans, especially the young ones.  He described this in some stomach-churning detail.  I was feeling bad for George since he must've felt like he missed a great story.

albrecht

Quote from: Ted Baxter on March 22, 2017, 07:58:26 AM
John Barbour's Hilarious Response To Being Dumped By George Noory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfssoDQFQWk
Ouch. That's gotta hurt, Norry. Thanks for posting- hilarious and accurate. About Norry and many shows, and just conversations in general these days.

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on March 22, 2017, 04:54:14 PM
There was a pretty whacked-out guest a couple weekends ago, on w/ Syrett or maybe Church, I can't remember which.  In any case he talked about how some reptoids get the munchies for humans, especially the young ones.  He described this in some stomach-churning detail.  I was feeling bad for George since he must've felt like he missed a great story.
Not to worry.  Jorch will just dial-up his Coast Insider subscription once he reads your post.  He owes you now, Zeeb.  I hope squirrels like tooomeric.

Quote from: zeebo on March 22, 2017, 04:54:14 PM
There was a pretty whacked-out guest a couple weekends ago, on w/ Syrett or maybe Church, I can't remember which.  In any case he talked about how some reptoids get the munchies for humans, especially the young ones.  He described this in some stomach-churning detail.  I was feeling bad for George since he must've felt like he missed a great story.

I can't listen to Church or Syrett. Schrader and Knapp are the only shows I consider listening to on C2C.

ItsOver

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on March 22, 2017, 04:23:11 PM
is that George Senda in the middle of those pictures?
Dave.  Dave Noorie.  Every radio station manager knows about him.

zeebo

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on March 22, 2017, 05:33:56 PM
I can't listen to Church or Syrett. Schrader and Knapp are the only shows I consider listening to on C2C.

There is a tentative consensus building among a small minority that Syrett has improved and is actually kind of ok.  Church is still generally avoided, although I can handle in small doses.  Please note I have low standards these days so factor that in.

zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on March 22, 2017, 05:31:59 PM
Not to worry.  Jorch will just dial-up his Coast Insider subscription once he reads your post.  He owes you now, Zeeb.  I hope squirrels like tooomeric.

Oh he's in for a treat.  And George btw I can always use more curry ingredients.

Quote from: Ted Baxter on March 22, 2017, 07:58:26 AM
John Barbour's Hilarious Response To Being Dumped By George Noory

Good stuff.  Very funny.  Thanks for posting.  We've speculated about guests reactions to George's shitty interviewing ''style', I think most of them don't want to make enemies needlessly and don't talk about it.

I liked the part about Lease-a Lion.  George's staff has to know he sucks, but what can they do other than quit.

Quote from: JesusJuice💯👌👏 on March 22, 2017, 04:49:30 PM
I'm still upset about the cat torture that he described in detail.
Yeah - I had warning so I covered my ears but he does this a lot.  It is so aggravating & unnecessary.  There are ways to broadcast the info without being obscene.  For starters, he should have said "typical house pet" instead of cat, which would have reduced listener's trauma enormously by making it impossible to really visualize the trauma.

E.M.D.R. is a therapy technique to help reduce the trauma of the memory (but of course keeping the empathy/sympathy).  I don't have clinical info on how to do it, but you could read about it & try winging it.  THERE IS NO INVOLVEMENT OF DETAILING OR DESCRIBING THE TRAUMATIC MEMORY, SO the therapy is trauma-free.

YOU TUBE IS THE BEST SOURCE TO SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

I have a lot of traumatic memories regarding animal injuries & deaths from a rural area cars as well as vicious dogs.  Deputies were useless, never putting the poor things out of their misery, even for days.  Wildlife agencies sometimes helped, but not on several occasions.  The lack of response was utterly cruel, basically waiting for another car to do the creature in.  Anyhow, I sometimes just move my eyes left & right when the memories arise, and the eye movement seems to calm the memories down.  Scientists say when eyes move, the process information & by moving the eyes, some re-processing occurs.

Hope this isn't too weird or boring, but I know it has helped me with obscenity from things like George says.  I just kind of do EMDR the homemade way.  But don't laugh; it helps.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Juan on March 22, 2017, 04:22:04 PM
French children were injured in London today. sNoory will be excited.

+11


zeebo

Hi Brig, nothing happening in MITD-land tonite?  Well no worries, George just said "Something's gonna happen, I feel it in my bones."

Lilith

Quote from: zeebo on March 22, 2017, 10:12:45 PM
Hi Brig, nothing happening in MITD-land tonite?  Well no worries, George just said "Something's gonna happen, I feel it in my bones."

Honestly?  I didn't even check the MITD thread tonight....  :-[

Dateline

Quote from: zeebo on March 22, 2017, 10:12:45 PM
Hi Brig, nothing happening in MITD-land tonite?  Well no worries, George just said "Something's gonna happen, I feel it in my bones."

Does he have osteoporosis?

mikuthing01

George Noory really does suck i cant believe im listening to this shit i think Wade is better.

JesusJuice

I missed the first fifteen minutes. Did the guest bail? He's just talking to Tommy about riding in airplanes.

GravitySucks

Quote from: JesusJuice💯👌👏 on March 22, 2017, 10:30:18 PM
I missed the first fifteen minutes. Did the guest bail? He's just talking to Tommy about riding in airplanes.

I don't know, but now Tommee has first hand experience with Snoory's terrible interview techniques.

Zetaspeak

I think the guest is still there but Jorge really want to talk about this plane thing.

Tommy wearing his swear pants best is soooo expected

Jorge is really an awful interviewer. He got stuck on that stupid door issue.

zeebo

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 22, 2017, 10:32:14 PM
I don't know, but now Tommee has first hand experience with Snoory's terrible interview techniques.

It took like five minutes to establish what direction the telescope was pointing.

mikuthing01

Sears has been shit for a long time Craftsman hand tools are now made in China and sell for the price of American made tools. If i wanted Chinese tools with a lifetime warranty i would go to harbor freight and save 50%

Fuck sears and fuck bob vila!

NoMoreNoory

 "They say the Arctic ice was at a record low this year. I don't know what that means.....other than.....it's melting away"
Fucking genius! Einstein with a computer couldn't have worked that out.

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