George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sardondi]

My local newspaper quoted 'conservative radio host Alex Jones' in an article I read this morning.

Ludicrous. Jones doesn't have a conservative bone in his segmented, invertebrate body. He's a toxic populist, much more aligned with Bill O'Reilly than William F. Buckley, Jr. The equivalent of calling Alex Jones a "conservative radio host" is announcing "Democrat National Committee Member Joe Stalin"...but of course it never goes that direction for some reason.

Otherwise it sounds as if Noory has been badly embarrassed by being essentially MIA on the meteorite strike. If ever there was evidence that he's sick of his job and just phoning it in, this is it.

[Elflord]

 Ok my fellow friends and haters, here is my two cents about George Noory and Alex Jones. Both of them SUCKS. That is my two cents, my friends and haters.

[Artsy]

Noory sucks the big kielbasa.

[Artsy]

Ludicrous. Jones doesn't have a conservative bone in his segmented, invertebrate body. He's a toxic populist, much more aligned with Bill O'Reilly than William F. Buckley, Jr. The equivalent of calling Alex Jones a "conservative radio host" is announcing "Democrat National Committee Member Joe Stalin"...but of course it never goes that direction for some reason.

Otherwise it sounds as if Noory has been badly embarrassed by being essentially MIA on the meteorite strike. If ever there was evidence that he's sick of his job and just phoning it in, this is it.

Thou doest go on

And on

[jinwicked]

Oh no problem!  I actually wanted to check back in and report that at 5:59pm today, on KFI's afternoon show, Conway popped in with John and Ken, and they all had a SERIOUS laugh at Noory's ignorance from last night.  Particularly, they laughed about how he was totally clueless, yet knew about the Tunguska event, and even said "we're the last guys you want to have tell YOU about the news", clearly implying that he was out of his own supposed element, and it almost seemed like they were taking a jab at his alleged "prep time".  Not even kidding, they were openly mocking him on the air just now.  Way to go John and Ken!  I suspect that the lack of coverage last night, concerning the meteorite, was due to the fact that Noory was too embarrassed to even touch on it.

Do you... do you think it's starting to get to him? Sumpthin's gonna happen. I can feel it.

[coaster]

Alex Jones is a real life troll.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Norri, we don't live in "mudhuts". They're called yurts you dumbass.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Otherwise it sounds as if Noory has been badly embarrassed by being essentially MIA on the meteorite strike. If ever there was evidence that he's sick of his job and just phoning it in, this is it.

It's impossible to embarrass the Snorge.  Unfortunately.

[Usagi]

One word: Crocrodiles.


There was even a little millisecond of an awkward pause after that one.  He must be at least slightly aware of how fucktarded he sounds.  There's no other excuse for this "Feb" business, either, which he just pulled again.

[General Johnson Jameson]

One word: Crocrodiles.


There was even a little millisecond of an awkward pause after that one.  He must be at least slightly aware of how fucktarded he sounds.  There's no other excuse for this "Feb" business, either, which he just pulled again.

I compliment you on your choice of wordage. Nohree has been the reason for many new words added to the English language.

[General Johnson Jameson]

It's impossible to embarrass the Snorge.  Unfortunately.

Heh-heh Paper*Boy....Bullshiiiiit!
10 Nooreeee kids to your 3count gayim (sp)? thing he's got goin on subscriptions, same bet again?

[Usagi]

So, a crazy friggin' meteor fireball injures over 1000 people today, and they are sitting here inanely yammering about the I-Ching.  WTF?  Seriously... it defies understanding. 

Is it just too Art-like of a thing to cover? 

It just makes me sad.  This isn't Coast to Coast anymore.  This isn't news... but, still.

George Noory Sucks.

[coaster]

They really should be talking about the meteorite. Meteors are now being sited in San Fransisco. Probably not related to the one earlier, but still, its fascinating and worth reporting on. Damn noory, you suck.

[BigDave]

They really should be talking about the meteorite. Meteors are now being sited in San Fransisco. Probably not related to the one earlier, but still, its fascinating and worth reporting on. Damn noory, you suck.

Richard C Hoagland is going to be talking about the meteorite

[Morgus]

They really should be talking about the meteorite. Meteors are now being sited in San Fransisco. Probably not related to the one earlier, but still, its fascinating and worth reporting on. Damn noory, you suck.

Noory has changed his schedule tonight and added Richard Hoagland for this second hour now to talk about the Russian meteor story.

[Morgus]

So, a crazy friggin' meteor fireball injures over 1000 people today, and they are sitting here inanely yammering about the I-Ching.  WTF?  Seriously... it defies understanding. 


Is it just too Art-like of a thing to cover? 


It just makes me sad.  This isn't Coast to Coast anymore.  This isn't news... but, still.


George Noory Sucks.

be careful what you wish for - Noory just cut his first guest to one hour and added Richard Hoagland talking about the meteor story for the second hour...

[NoMoreNoory]

Yup. Talk of the devil......and heeeeere's Hoagy!

[coaster]

Anyone but Hoagland.. He will say it was either a spaceship or a NASA conspiracy.

[Usagi]

George "can't say coincidence," so instead he'll just misuse "ironic."

Burn in hell George.

[So, my dirty dirty secret is that I kinda like RCH in a guilty sorta way when he doesn't say the phrase "torsion physics," but that doesn't negate the fact that this was done all wrong.]

[mombird3]

I got myself a new radio and it pulls in more stations. And it is not a C Crane. I found Cumulus Radio and Jim Bohannan.  I AM HAPPY.

[coaster]

I was close. Hoagland thinks aliens sent the meteorite.. He makes my head hurt.

[BigDave]

I was close. Hoagland thinks aliens sent the meteorite.. He makes my head hurt.

Yep,Extraterrestrials telling us that we are defenseless(I do believe in Aliens,but I don't think They did this)

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh no problem!  I actually wanted to check back in and report that at 5:59pm today, on KFI's afternoon show, Conway popped in with John and Ken, and they all had a SERIOUS laugh at Noory's ignorance from last night.  Particularly, they laughed about how he was totally clueless, yet knew about the Tunguska event, and even said "we're the last guys you want to have tell YOU about the news", clearly implying that he was out of his own supposed element, and it almost seemed like they were taking a jab at his alleged "prep time".  Not even kidding, they were openly mocking him on the air just now.  Way to go John and Ken!  I suspect that the lack of coverage last night, concerning the meteorite, was due to the fact that Noory was too embarrassed to even touch on it.

George has what, dozens of people working on the show?  And not only does George not uncover the news about the meteor during his 8 hours of show prep, but no one else on his staff does either.  Or if they did, by now they've learned not to bother bringing it to up for possible inclusion in the show.

Nor did anyone bother to bring it up to George just for his personal knowledge or interest.  Or in case a caller mentioned it.  They knew he just wouldn't care.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I guess Richard C. needed a full 24 hours to make up an interesting story for us.  It appears to our Science Advisor that someone was trying to get our attention and warn us.  I guess it was like a brush back pitch in baseball.  Nobody gets hit but it scares everyone and get the batter to change his position.  Can't wait to see who Hoagie thinks was behind this.  Illuminati, Aliens, Angels, Bigfoot?

[NoMoreNoory]

This is like listening to a couple of old guys on a park bench, or Pete and Dud's geezers in the pub.
Every time sNooron completes one of Hoaxy's sentences there's an anguished pause and Hoaxy says 'No' like a slightly testy teacher patiently correcting the dim child at the back. Then, when he's been corrected, Little Georgie declares 'That's right!' like he thought of it all along.
And yes, Hoaxland is suggesting that the meteor and the asteroid were 'sent' by 'someone' as a warning. 'Look what we can do.'
I blame the Pope myself

[coaster]

It wasnt aliens. It was a message from our "space family" because they are in a secret space war. christ.

[Usagi]

It wasnt aliens. It was a message from our "space family" because they are in a secret space war. christ.

But he "doesn't think he can prove it," so... I guess don't expect any "papers" on this one any time soon.

[Doomed]

Aw fer chrissake! Hoaxland is telling the world that aliens are throwing rocks at us. To warn us? If they have that type of technology couldnt they just phone it in? Like noory does every night? And the statistics say that the cruise ship Triumph shouldnt've broke down. Really!
Just because you and your clueless army rode home onboard? Hoaxland plays with the the flavor of the day. Period. If its in the news, he'll find an angle to suit his cause. And Jorch sits there and lets him walk all over the show. And it is nothing more than simple bullsh!t.
Hoaxland is the king of crap, and noory is the sultan of suckage.

[coaster]

What are the odds that hoagland begs for money before he is done?

[Doomed]

I guess Richard C. needed a full 24 hours to make up an interesting story for us.  It appears to our Science Advisor that someone was trying to get our attention and warn us.  I guess it was like a brush back pitch in baseball.  Nobody gets hit but it scares everyone and get the batter to change his position.  Can't wait to see who Hoagie thinks was behind this.  Illuminati, Aliens, Angels, Bigfoot?

Yep. That about sums it up.
Couldve been the Illuminati, Aliens, Angels, or Bigfoot. Im bettin' on the ghost of Walter Cronkite.