George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Artsy]

Noory looks like Hitler's sister in that picture

Hahahaha what's so funny is it is the same pic as my avatar and the computer placed it.  I would moved it to fill in better but I'm glad I couldn't now.

[popple]

So has Lady Gaga got back to Jorch about opting out of hip surgery and just taking turmeric?   

[BigDave]

So has Lady Gaga got back to Jorch about opting out of hip surgery and just taking turmeric?   

That would be wild if She appeared on C2C! But,I don't know if She even know the show exists. They could have Lady Gaga and that Dentist from Hawaii(He could be a Scientologist) that doesn't like people taking medicine to be joint guests

[ShayP]

Yes, exactly like several nights ago when he had that fucking dowser on, Raymon Grace. Shnorch kept calling him Raimond, until he was corrected by the guest. Then, after exclaiming "What happened to the D???" he just called him Ramón for the rest of the show. I was doing facepalms the whole night.

I do recall that.  Made me want to drive my car into a wall.     LOL

[ShayP]

Myself, I think he's the phoniest motherfucker on the face of the whole Earth. I don't think the man has an original personality anymore or even know who he is anymore due to his being such a yes man.
That or he had a stroke.

AGREED.  I went off the deep end when he was talking to Tommy last week regarding a text about Noory's naval service.  Noory actually said ".....some people close to Ronald Reagan approached him..."....blah blah blah.  Of course....EVERY President sends agents out to personally find quality reservists to become officers.  :  George fancies himself a man of the world....a Renaissance man....a healer....plus he knows the Prince of Monaco. In addition....he bread race horces....had a farm....had a restaurant (and blamed the zoning and lack of valet parking for it's demise)....invented the question mark....won Nathan's hot dog eating contest twice....invented a time machine....convinced Tommy to have lap-band surgery....

I made up the last four........or did I !!!!??   

He's the kind of guy who went to the batting cages once in his life and tells everyone he's a great hitter.

[ZombiePoppa]

In an effort to further piss me off George has taken to quickly repeating the last few words of a guest's statement or answer. Idiots do that so they can appear smart or make it look like they're paying attention. Anyone else notice this shit?

Oh, and the dipshit called Jim Marrs "James" the other night. Nobody does that...

[Morgus]

invented the question mark....won Nathan's hot dog eating contest twice....invented a time machine....convinced Tommy to have lap-band surgery....

I made up the last four........or did I ?

not too far off the mark actually - early on after he first took over hosting c2c, Noory came back from a mini-vacation and claimed he had 'time traveled' but it turned out to be only a mental form, like in his mind...

[Morgus]

Oh, and the dipshit called Jim Marrs "James" the other night. Nobody does that...

thats one of Noory's regular 'things' he does.
if a caller calls himself James, he would call him Jimmy, and vice-versa...

[ShayP]

thats one of Noory's regular 'things' he does.
if a caller calls himself James, he would call him Jimmy, and vice-versa...

He does that because he wants to seem stronger or above the person.  Like a father.  And...he does it because he's a dick. 

[PB the Deplorable]

... George fancies himself a man of the world....a Renaissance man....a healer....plus he knows the Prince of Monaco. In addition....he bread race horces....had a farm....had a restaurant (and blamed the zoning and lack of valet parking for it's demise)....

One time George was all excited, he came on the air and insisted he had just seen the leader of some Central Asian country - I want to say Musharrif, but it could have been someone like King Hussein of Jordan - outside ducking into a restaurant in St Louis.

Yeah George, the President of Pakistan was looking for a quick bite to eat outside your studio.

[radiorover]

Long time lurker/listener, first time poster. I was moved to register and write because of the most spurious rubbish spouted by Dr. John Gray (?) on the Valentine's Day show.

First he says that he can't claim that spices and hot food cure cancer --> calls it a 'solution' and spouts the stupidest theory. Hot spicy food produces mucus which breaks down tumours, and that in Germany they cure cancer by chewing your food 30 to 50 times because it produces amylase. Amylase is, of course, an enzyme in saliva, so he's basically claiming that spit can cure cancer.

Then, adding insult to injury, he went off on a George-supported rant about chemotherapy being a ruse and that it's "illegal" to say that these alternative remedies cure cancer.

I'm as sceptical of big pharma as anyone, but if the cure was as simple as a few burritos, chewed well, then companies would have jumped on it.

I know that this is preaching to the converted. But I listen in for the stupid conspiracy theories and blatant schilling, but I haven't been this disgusted by the sloppy fake journalism and marketing going on since John B Wells' conspiracy theories.

Noory is fun to pick on and make fun of, but it's honestly ridiculous that he can shore up for himself such a reputation and steady employment by preying on people's ignorance, weaknesses and fears.

They really should stick to UFO nutjobs and pseudoscience like cryptozoology.

[mombird3]

I agree that sticking to UFO and paranormal is what they should stick to. As far as the Christian thinking I have been complaining about this for years. Iwrote an email in about 20010 about it to the show while he had some dumbass insult Jewish Theology. Hogwash! But when Noory insults the Pope, I realize that he just does not care about anyone or anything. He is the fallen angel he talks about.
Premiere does not care. And the herbal remedy quacks he keeps having onare unethical. The idiots who listen to this crap are the ones I worry about. I used to listen years ago to WOR, DR. Carleton Frederics. He died in 1986 and he was a very famous expert on nutrition and health. But there was always a disclaimer played at the start of the show. Gary Null is another one.I got an email from his Life Extension vidio that is on youtube for free. I note Noory has had nobody famous like Null. I used to listen to his show before Cap City took over WABC in NYC.
Radio is now crap. Noory is crap. The whole way this stuff is allowed to be broadcast is awful. I am not listening these days except for Knapp shows. I hope C2C dies one of these days and something much better gets on the air. My hope.

[mombird3]

Excuse my typo. I have cataracts and waiting for ,edicare to take care of them.Obama care still did not lower my premiums and I am without health care. I mean that I fast blasted the show in 2010 about insult to religious views on non believers of Christ. And Noory allows it. But Noory sounds like Hitler to me! Are they that dumb at Premier?

[Kaiborg]

My god, is Jorch a tool...

He was just on KFI for the last few minutes of the Tim Conway jr. show, and Conway broke the "Russian meteorite" news to mr "in the know" Noory.  Jorch, despite his 8 hours of show prep, had no idea about this bit of breaking news, and proceeded to tell Conway that he must be talking about Tunguska.  Conway corrects him, and for a couple of minutes Jorch really thinks he's being joked on, and refuses to believe it.  After he apparently googles it (and this is the worst part), Snoory goes on to say "yeah I've been predicting this all along", and then throws out some laughably inaccurate scientific figures.  Such as; "if a meteorite the size of a basketball hit, it could take out a city". 

Oh, fuck me sideways...  This dude is a poser.  And he sucks.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Long time lurker/listener, first time poster. I was moved to register and write because of the most spurious rubbish spouted by Dr. John Gray (?) on the Valentine's Day show.

First he says that he can't claim that spices and hot food cure cancer --> calls it a 'solution' and spouts the stupidest theory. Hot spicy food produces mucus which breaks down tumours, and that in Germany they cure cancer by chewing your food 30 to 50 times because it produces amylase. Amylase is, of course, an enzyme in saliva, so he's basically claiming that spit can cure cancer.

Then, adding insult to injury, he went off on a George-supported rant about chemotherapy being a ruse and that it's "illegal" to say that these alternative remedies cure cancer.

I'm as sceptical of big pharma as anyone, but if the cure was as simple as a few burritos, chewed well, then companies would have jumped on it.

I know that this is preaching to the converted. But I listen in for the stupid conspiracy theories and blatant schilling, but I haven't been this disgusted by the sloppy fake journalism and marketing going on since John B Wells' conspiracy theories.

Noory is fun to pick on and make fun of, but it's honestly ridiculous that he can shore up for himself such a reputation and steady employment by preying on people's ignorance, weaknesses and fears.

They really should stick to UFO nutjobs and pseudoscience like cryptozoology.

Welcome -- and great first post! 

Gray's claim to have a cancer "solution" was definitely annoying as was his claim that he cured (and he actually said cured) himself of Parkinson's, which he probably never had and certainly did not cure.

The thing about Gray is that he sounds intelligent and obviously knows some physiology, so it's easy for him to make whatever he says sound logical and believable even when it's complete hogwash. As is often the case with C2C guests, his credentials are questionable at best. According to Wikipedia, the infallible source of everything there is to know:

"He received a bachelors and masters degree in the Science of Creative Intelligence, though sources vary on whether these degrees were received from either the non-accredited Maharishi European Research University (MERU) in Switzerland or the fully accredited Maharishi International University in Fairfield, Iowa. Gray received his Ph.D. in 1982 from Columbia Pacific University (CPU), a now-defunct and non-accredited university located in San Rafael, California upon completion of a correspondence courseand an honorary doctorate from Governors State University in Illinois after he delivered their commencement address in 2002."

So why is he allowed to give out medical advice of any kind without Snorge even once questioning his medical credentials or expertise?

Oh wait. It's because Snorge is an idiot and sucks.

[BigDave]

My god, is Jorch a tool...

He was just on KFI for the last few minutes of the Tim Conway jr. show, and Conway broke the "Russian meteorite" news to mr "in the know" Noory.  Jorch, despite his 8 hours of show prep, had no idea about this bit of breaking news, and proceeded to tell Conway that he must be talking about Tunguska.  Conway corrects him, and for a couple of minutes Jorch really thinks he's being joked on, and refuses to believe it.  After he apparently googles it (and this is the worst part), Snoory goes on to say "yeah I've been predicting this all along", and then throws out some laughably inaccurate scientific figures.  Such as; "if a meteorite the size of a basketball hit, it could take out a city". 

Oh, fuck me sideways...  This dude is a poser.  And he sucks.

George just reported on that and said it's not known whether there are casualties

[George Noory]

I get my brand new babies at Walmart.

[coaster]

heres video of the meteorite. the explosions pretty loud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0cRHsApzt8&feature=player_embedded
more video and story on this site-
http://rt.com/news/meteorite-crash-urals-chelyabinsk-283/
edit-new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K0cFOIoITW4

[George Noory]

The turtle and the err. Yeah, that's it.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

heres video of the meteorite. the explosions pretty loud.

Wow. I hope none of the injuries are serious. Thanks for the video!

[Morgus]

The c2c schedule for next week is up now at the c2c website.
Looks like we have something to look forward to, Noory is scheduled to be taking off Friday next week and John B. Wells is filling in again...

[Morgus]

Tonight in the first hour with his guest talking about "fear" - Noory talked about his few fears, like clowns.
But he forgot his worst fear - that of hot burning pizza rolls.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

The c2c schedule for next week is up now at the c2c website.
Looks like we have something to look forward to, Noory is scheduled to be taking off Friday next week and John B. Wells is filling in again...

Listening to John B. Unwell is nothing to look forward to. Can't they ever get Knapp or Simone to take a Friday night? Wells sucks as bad as Snorge. Wells is a bigger crackpot, Snorge is a bigger idiot but they both suck.

[BigDave]

Listening to John B. Unwell is nothing to look forward to. Can't they ever get Knapp or Simone to take a Friday night? Wells sucks as bad as Snorge. Wells is a bigger crackpot, Snorge is a bigger idiot but they both suck.

Too bad Whitley Striber wasn't available!

[eddie dean]

Listening to John B. Unwell is nothing to look forward to. Can't they ever get Knapp or Simone to take a Friday night? Wells sucks as bad as Snorge. Wells is a bigger crackpot, Snorge is a bigger idiot but they both suck.

yes, they are different shades of suckage
6 to one, a half dozen to another.

[jinwicked]

My god, is Jorch a tool...

He was just on KFI for the last few minutes of the Tim Conway jr. show, and Conway broke the "Russian meteorite" news to mr "in the know" Noory.  Jorch, despite his 8 hours of show prep, had no idea about this bit of breaking news, and proceeded to tell Conway that he must be talking about Tunguska.  Conway corrects him, and for a couple of minutes Jorch really thinks he's being joked on, and refuses to believe it.  After he apparently googles it (and this is the worst part), Snoory goes on to say "yeah I've been predicting this all along", and then throws out some laughably inaccurate scientific figures.  Such as; "if a meteorite the size of a basketball hit, it could take out a city". 

Oh, fuck me sideways...  This dude is a poser.  And he sucks.

This is what I came here for tonight, thanks for delivering. I knew that meteorite would result in some "Grade A Prime" idiocy.

I have not had the radio on, has Hoagland chimed in on how this is ET debris from the moon or something yet?

[El Kragen]

Is it too much trouble to say "Roger"? Apparently it is for George. "Hey Rog, tell us about..."

[eddie dean]

heres video of the meteorite. the explosions pretty loud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0cRHsApzt8&feature=player_embedded
more video and story on this site-
http://rt.com/news/meteorite-crash-urals-chelyabinsk-283/

Wow! incredible video. reports say their missile defense system was triggered to intercept the meteorite. makes you wonder about those hair triggers they use for nuclear weapons.
Scary shit!

[Morgus]

I have not had the radio on, has Hoagland chimed in on how this is ET debris from the moon or something yet?

No Hoagland tonight, Noory had a different space expert, Dr. Sky, on for a couple minutes to discuss the close asteroid flyby tomorrow.

[WOTR]

Welcome -- and great first post! 

Gray's claim to have a cancer "solution" was definitely annoying as was his claim that he cured (and he actually said cured) himself of Parkinson's, which he probably never had and certainly did not cure.

The thing about Gray is that he sounds intelligent and obviously knows some physiology, so it's easy for him to make whatever he says sound logical and believable even when it's complete hogwash. As is often the case with C2C guests, his credentials are questionable at best. According to Wikipedia, the infallible source of everything there is to know:

I fell asleep on the couch yesterday and woke up to listen to a few minutes of Coast before turning it off.  The guy was talking about divorce rates and reasons.  Men are overweight and unattractive to their mates because of high estrogen levels... things like plastic water bottles are contributing to those high estrogen levels.  I went to bed shaking my head and laughing that marriages in America are doomed due to plastic water bottles...  (I know there was more to it, but this line of reasoning made me laugh...)