George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ufogadfly]

And then Jim said "notorietous" instead of notorious. Is it possible Jorch's stupidity is so bad it's contagious?

That was my thought, exactly. And probably that of thousands, if not millions, of other listeners.

[ufogadfly]

Snorge, commenting on a UFO sighting over Jerusalem in 2011: "That one still perplecks me."

This is similar to his "...in the mists of..." (midst).

[ufogadfly]

Here he is ladies and gentlemen for the final hour of fun and frivolity:  The world's greatest story teller: Lionel Fanthorpe.  Will we hear Spring Heel Jack one more time?  I guess Jim Marrs was not good enough for a full 3 hours.

As disgeorge calls him, "The World's Greatest Storyteller." Really, Borey? The World's Greatest? I think there may be/have been just a couple more.
But I do kinda like Fanthorpe.

[ufogadfly]

Maybe Jorch dumped Marrs for being just a little too uppity with him tonight.

I wasn't listening too carefully, but evidently Marrs brought up (or maybe a caller did) the late 1800's Aurora, Texas  story about the town folk burying an alien body in an unmarked grave after his craft crashed into a windmill there.

Jorch:  "Why did they bury him?"

Marrs:  Laughs heartily and says "He was *dead,* George!"

Yes,yes, yes! That was classic. Get 'em, Jim.

[Falkie2013]

Sudden thought.


Are George Noory and Ron Jeremy twins separated at birth ?


And can you see Snoory as a really cheesy porn star ?

Intredasting Wrote:

....."what if there is an mp3 pulse attack?" 12/15/11

~ in reference to the use of electromagnetic pulse as a weapon.


.... fuckin' hell mate, you are on fire again!

George, you silly bitch!! We love you!!!!

The air would be full of lyrical symphonies, mp3's can hold a lot of lyrics.

    Another Day. . . Another Mystery, Listen and Learn.


I typed in George Noory porn star and got this.

No comments in the threads on a porn site but it refers to Brad Steiger   & poltergeists  and Coast To Coast.

Weird.


www.hungland.com/?tag=george-noory

I also found this beyond belief torrent site.

torfinder.net/george+noory+beyond+belief.html


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[Usagi]

Hooly crap.  Talk about "P" words that should not be used in the same sentence as "George Noory".  Let's go back to talking about his professionalism or lack thereof.


Unsee!  Unsee!

[Usagi]

Apparently, we need to watch out for North Korea's nuclear "capability reachings."


And, don't forget, people are acting strange.  It's getting worse.

[mombird3]

I only heard some of last nights show. I think Marrs was too much for George. Premiere seems to not care. Letters do not seem to mean much. I wrote twice and got nothing. I think the pizza roll story is a fake. Some other thing happened that they cannot or will not mention on the air. Maybe it was too personal to talk about on radio.It seems very odd.
And I like Fanthorpe but it seems that he may have been the only person they could get at that hour.
Premiere went with getting a cheap deal in hiring Noory. And George cannot handle anyone with a brain. Just do not turn on the show or buy the products advertised there. Maybe stations will drop the show. 

[Insanity]

And tonight we have another numbers lady!!!
"First Hour: Author & clairvoyant Betsey Lewis talks about coincidences and the symbolism of the number 13."
mumb31s just luvs h1m s0me numb3rs.

[thefamilyghost]

And tonight we have another numbers lady!!!
"First Hour: Author & clairvoyant Betsey Lewis talks about coincidences and the symbolism of the number 13."
mumb31s just luvs h1m s0me numb3rs.

Let's see. They don't exist, and 13 is unlucky. Next guest please.

[thefamilyghost]

George Noory sucks.

[thefamilyghost]

George Noory does suck.

[thefamilyghost]

George Noory is sucking.

[thefamilyghost]

George Noory is suck.

[mombird3]

Could Noory have asked Marrs if the Alien body might have been examined before the people buried it? And I think English is not Noory's main language. He sounds like he may have not spoken much English at home. He is not very good at the intelligent conversation part. And Marrs is a good guest with Knapp.
My parents did not speak English at home. They spoke English at school. Having worked with people not very fluent with English at my government job, I can tell you it is not easy to converse with someone because of the language problem. I also worked with someone with a reading disability and the written down directions were not easy for them to understand.
I still do not like Noory. Just my thoughts.

[Juan]

sNoory read a news story about Lady Gaga needing hip surgery.  He suggested turmeric.
sNoory interviewed John Gray.  Gray discussed the proliferation of estrogen in our environment and its effects on both men and women.  Gray suggested plants and herbs to help.  sNoory suggested turneric.
Gray mentioned the treatment he underwent for Parkinson's Disease.  sNoory suggested turmeric.

George Noory sucks.

[ShayP]

At the beginning of the 4th hour Noory said "....it's coast to coast with Doctor John GRAHAM......"  I thought it was me, but, I played it back twice on the podcast.  Nope....it was him.  He came back from that intro and addressed the guest as Dr. John GRAY. 

[analog kid]

At the beginning of the 4th hour Noory said "....it's coast to coast with Doctor John GRAHAM......"  I thought it was me, but, I played it back twice on the podcast.  Nope....it was him.  He came back from that intro and addressed the guest as Dr. John GRAY.

Maybe it was freudian because he was hungry. "We'll be right back with Mr Three Cheese Hotpocket..."

[dortmunder]

At the beginning of the 4th hour Noory said "....it's coast to coast with Doctor John GRAHAM......"  I thought it was me, but, I played it back twice on the podcast.  Nope....it was him.  He came back from that intro and addressed the guest as Dr. John GRAY.

Yes, exactly like several nights ago when he had that fucking dowser on, Raymon Grace. Shnorch kept calling him Raimond, until he was corrected by the guest. Then, after exclaiming "What happened to the D???" he just called him Ramón for the rest of the show. I was doing facepalms the whole night.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Gray suggested plants and herbs to help.  sNoory suggested turneric.
Gray mentioned the treatment he underwent for Parkinson's Disease.  sNoory suggested turmeric.

      It is the eve of Valentine's Day and our show brings us Dr. John Gray, who gives us an interesting view of mechanistic love-that love, our relationships, and our behavior is really the result of hormones being released or not released. We may not think it true for individual moments, but if we plot our behavior over time we might look like robots controlled by our hormones. Dr. Gray had enough good stories and interesting (and arguable) opinions to carry the show.
     In summary, good guest, with enough wacky solutions (Mars-Venus super shake, milk, vitamin C, zinc), medical nightmares, and bullshit to earn him street cred with the Coast to Coast listening audience. Simple George showed great restraint by not mentioning tumeric when the vitamin talk first came out -and also not mentioning his Mexico kidnapping when the guest talked about a visit to Tijuana for an alternative treatment for Parkinson's disease.
     So George didn't mess things up too badly tonight. Pretty good for the late night sinecure.

"Here we have synthesized Boretocin blockers to be taken
before listening to George Noory and Barbara Walters Specials."

[stevesh]

Last night's 'Sound Off' was all about what a cool dude Jesus is. Why do they run these when a guest is waiting on the line ? Seems rude. And why are so many about Christianity ? Somebody there (Lisa, I'm thinking) must be a fundamentalist wingnut.

[Mels-hole1984]

My Laws! There sure is a lot of hatred spewing lately. Slow it down a bit guys, I cant keep up with the thread.

[Nebraska888]

Could Noory have asked Marrs if the Alien body might have been examined before the people buried it? And I think English is not Noory's main language. He sounds like he may have not spoken much English at home. He is not very good at the intelligent conversation part. And Marrs is a good guest with Knapp.
My parents did not speak English at home. They spoke English at school. Having worked with people not very fluent with English at my government job, I can tell you it is not easy to converse with someone because of the language problem. I also worked with someone with a reading disability and the written down directions were not easy for them to understand.
I still do not like Noory. Just my thoughts.

Growing up in a home that did not speak English may be the explanation for George's very strange, simplistic and convoluted use of standard English.  Now, how do we explain his stupidity?

[General Johnson Jameson]

sNoory read a news story about Lady Gaga needing hip surgery.  He suggested turmeric.
sNoory interviewed John Gray.  Gray discussed the proliferation of estrogen in our environment and its effects on both men and women.  Gray suggested plants and herbs to help.  sNoory suggested turneric.
Gray mentioned the treatment he underwent for Parkinson's Disease.  sNoory suggested turmeric.

George Noory sucks.

Are you serious? He suggested tumeric?
What the Hell is wrong with this man? We've wondered if he had a stroke, due to his fuck ups all of the time. Myself, I think he's the phoniest motherfucker on the face of the whole Earth. I don't think the man has an original personality anymore or even know who he is anymore due to his being such a yes man.
That or he had a stroke.

[Morgus]

sNoory read a news story about Lady Gaga needing hip surgery.  He suggested turmeric.
sNoory interviewed John Gray.  Gray discussed the proliferation of estrogen in our environment and its effects on both men and women.  Gray suggested plants and herbs to help.  sNoory suggested turneric.
Gray mentioned the treatment he underwent for Parkinson's Disease.  sNoory suggested turmeric.

George Noory sucks.

all that turmeric Noory consumes daily hasn't seemed to help him with healing his burned mouth however... 

[BigDave]

all that turmeric Noory consumes daily hasn't seemed to help him with healing his burned mouth however... 

Tumeric is the next great wonder drug!

[Artsy]

sNoory read a news story about Lady Gaga needing hip surgery.  He suggested turmeric.
sNoory interviewed John Gray.  Gray discussed the proliferation of estrogen in our environment and its effects on both men and women.  Gray suggested plants and herbs to help.  sNoory suggested turneric.
Gray mentioned the treatment he underwent for Parkinson's Disease.  sNoory suggested turmeric.

George Noory sucks.

Dr. Noron needs to stop the dx and rx.  I'm fairly certain he could be sued for impersonating a doctor, or posing as Nurse Noron at the very least.

[ItsOver]

....... Now, how do we explain his stupidity?

Jorch suffers from Nooryitis, or also known as Nooryopathy.  As mentioned previously, it's fortunately only been diagnosed once in history but it is incurable, chronic, but not fatal.  The patient has an ever increasing desire for turmeric and a decreasing ability to speak coherently or comprehend simple concepts.  It's believed to not be contagious but this hasn't completely been confirmed due to the inability of the sufferer to achieve close personal contact with others.

[BigDave]

Dr. Noron needs to stop the dx and rx.  I'm fairly certain he could be sued for impersonating a doctor, or posing as Nurse Noron at the very least.

Noory looks like Hitler's sister in that picture

[ItsOver]

Noory looks like Hitler's sister in that picture

"I don't believe in coishideshes" - Jorch Noory