Random Political Thoughts

[NowhereInTime]

WTF is SFPD?

Yeah. If its anything like Penthouse letters a link would be appreciated. 

The SFPD is simply the San Francisco Police Department.  Bonus points if you remember who was famously published because of his correspondence with the SFPD.

Here's a hint:

[paladin1991]

The SFPD is simply the San Francisco Police Department.  Bonus points if you remember who was famously published because of his correspondence with the SFPD.

Here's a hint:

Falkie! 

[3OctaveFart]

This boneless chicken breast actually trawled the Internet for that image, and renamed it for my handle?
Oh well, I guess it's better that than fat chicks.

[NowhereInTime]

Falkie!

Separated at birth, or different stages of life?

[NowhereInTime]

This boneless chicken breast actually trawled the Internet for that image, and renamed it for my handle?
Oh well, I guess it's better that than fat chicks.

Who the hell are you, Hank Hill? "This boneless chicken breast..."

[3OctaveFart]

You aren't even accidentally entertaining, son.
Next time you want to actually debate, assume a defense posture.
I'm here for the joust, not to win a peace prize.

[NowhereInTime]

You aren't even accidentally entertaining, son.

Ironic, seeing as how you were accidentally conceived...

Next time you want to actually debate, assume a defense posture.

Yes, it's called the "Meatie Pie", where you bend over and spread glutes. And issue a 3 Octave Fart to scare your opponent away.

I'm here for the joust, not to win a peace prize.

You pretentious ass.  "Here for the joust"?? Where do you get this crap, Lancelot?

[3OctaveFart]

The Earle of Smyles, to you.
Now kneel.

[NowhereInTime]

The Earle of Smyles, to you.
Now kneel.

I prefer to avoid your favorite pastime, chapstick.

At least you've finally affirmed some of your "credentials":  fanboy geek.

[albrecht]

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/election-results-britain-has-become-a-bluer-looser-and-less-liberal-country-10237417.html

[3OctaveFart]

[albrecht]

Man, does Michelle carry a big chip on her shoulders. Lucky she has the shoulders of linebacker. But still when the divisiveness and race-baiting behavior of the administration end? How many buildings must be burnt, cops shot, stores looted, or white people "knocked out", or just killed, to satisfy them? Are they aware other races and ethnicity, throughout history and even much more recently, have been discriminated against, enslaved, abused, killed, etc? And regardless of the 'plight of the black American' this racist, sexist, capitalist country has not only made them personally millionaires but elected him as President. 2X (white guilt and political correctness is strong, especially in the media. Many of Bush's policies didn't help also.)  And, yet, they hold onto their deep-seed grudge, animosity, and hatred towards the country? Doesn't make logical sense.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/241553-michelle-obama-speaks-of-emotional-toll-of-being-first-black
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-05-10/michelle-obama-lets-loose-on-race-in-graduation-speech

[albrecht]

It is crazy but if these pictures are indeed the ones provided to the media to prove things about Obama (and they haven't been altered by the conspiracy crowd) it is really, really weird. Is there anything about this international man of mystery that doesn't seem questionable?
http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/05/12/family-pictures-of-young-obama-are-fake/

[Lunger]

It is crazy but if these pictures are indeed the ones provided to the media to prove things about Obama (and they haven't been altered by the conspiracy crowd) it is really, really weird. Is there anything about this international man of mystery that doesn't seem questionable?
http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/05/12/family-pictures-of-young-obama-are-fake/

Other than being a clinical pathological liar there is nothing about Obama that is real.  I would give anything to see his collage admission forms and transcripts.  But. I don't think any of the information contained therein would be a surprise to anyone.  Even money says he claimed he was a Kenyan to gain admission.  Five will get you three that he was a dumber than dumb student.

I can confirm that he is a dumber than dumb adult.

[Eddie Coyle]

   Yesterday: Engineer going at 106 MPH in a 50 zone. Reckless, irresponsible!

   Today: Engineer revealed as outspoken gay activist. Clearly, the tracks were the issue!

   

[paladin1991]

   Yesterday: Engineer going at 106 MPH in a 50 zone. Reckless, irresponsible!

   Today: Engineer revealed as outspoken gay activist. Clearly, the tracks were the issue!

I don't get it.  the track he was on was not straight.

[Eddie Coyle]

I don't get it.  the track he was on was not straight.

   A guy of his persuasion shouldn't have trouble with handling rails, either.

[paladin1991]

   A guy of his persuasion shouldn't have trouble with handling rails, either.

And definitely not riding them.

[Unquenchable Angst]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OZ07CINbFoE

[AZ/CO]

In Africa, there is a Kenyan tribe that instead of hunting during the great migration, they steal the kills of lions!!  BBC-America's show Human Planet, the Grasslands episode.

These Kenyan men use a puffed up, confident swagger to walk up to the lions eating a freshly killed wildebeest and the lions scatter thinking they are in danger.  The Kenyans have just minutes to butcher the meat before the lions realize they are being robbed.  The Kenyans then return back to their cave, so proud of themselves for providing for their families.

I guess the Kenyan doesn't fall far from the grassland.

[Eddie Coyle]

  Is the mansion murder in DC part of the ACLU endorsed "black spring"?

  More likely, it's another day in the Beltway. Where 90% of murders are committed by black males. Like the 18 homicides in Baltimore since the "uprising".

   Democrat dominated Baltimore(68% black), pop 625, 000...18 murders since 4/27.

   Democrat dominated Boston(25% black), pop 650, 000...10 murders since 1/1.

   *Democrat dominated isn't the issue here. See Vermont.
   

[aldousburbank]

  Is the mansion murder in DC part of the ACLU endorsed "black spring"?

Charles Mansion?

[Eddie Coyle]

Charles Mansion?

  A long held political prisoner. Free him, so he can kill the Beach Boys.

[aldousburbank]

  A long held political prisoner. Free him, so he can kill the Beach Boys.

Are those fucks still alive?

[onan]

Are those fucks still alive?

You haven't heard their EVP album?

[Eddie Coyle]

Are those fucks still alive?

  Mike Love will never die.

You haven't heard their EVP album?

  Emerson, Vangelis and Palmer? Keyboard heaven.

[albrecht]

  Is the mansion murder in DC part of the ACLU endorsed "black spring"?

  More likely, it's another day in the Beltway. Where 90% of murders are committed by black males. Like the 18 homicides in Baltimore since the "uprising".

   Democrat dominated Baltimore(68% black), pop 625, 000...18 murders since 4/27.

   Democrat dominated Boston(25% black), pop 650, 000...10 murders since 1/1.

   *Democrat dominated isn't the issue here. See Vermont.

I recently heard a commercial for a moving company called "Gentle Giants", I'm guessing they might not be getting as much business. Would would want to invite "gentle giants" into your home and give them access to your belongings? They should sue the family of Micheal Brown for ruining their reputation.

meanwhile in Bmore people can't understand why crime is spiking:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/politics/blog/bal-mayor-spike-in-crime-disheartening-20150521-story.html
meanwhile in Pittsburg in another unprovoked attacked by our precious "youths":
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2015/05/20/crime-stoppers-police-seek-suspect-in-brazen-bus-stop-stabbing-in-wilkinsburg/

[albrecht]

People are finally waking up to sexual actions being used for political blackmail.
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/243816-hastert-questions-consume-capitol

[Up All Night]

The Baltimore Police Chief today, has asked for Federal (Police) agents to "help" in bringing their city back in control.

And so, the grand "experiment" begins..... in Federalizing local Police Depts.

Notice the Chief was *not* asking for the MD Natl. Guard.

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/06/03/baltimore-police-chief-attempts-to-hide-ineptitude-by-requesting-help-from-feds/

A stunning admission within a city in crisis run almost entirely by progressives. The Mayor is black, the State Attorney is black, the police chief is black, the majority of the city council is black, and almost all of the violence is black street thugs shooting and murdering black citizens.

Unable to contain the violence, the police chief does what incompetent progressives always do; reach out to the federal government for assistance begging for help.

Meanwhile their efforts are futile; because they miss the target, avoid the root causes, and try to hide the problem behind economic obfuscations and socio-economic excuses. Lawlessness doesn’t need a reason to exist, it can only be stopped with a reason to cease.

Hug-a-thug programs do not work (see Chicago). Inaction has consequences.

[paladin1991]

The Baltimore Police Chief today, has asked for Federal (Police) agents to "help" in bringing their city back in control.

And so, the grand "experiment" begins..... in Federalizing local Police Depts.

Notice the Chief was *not* asking for the MD Natl. Guard.

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/06/03/baltimore-police-chief-attempts-to-hide-ineptitude-by-requesting-help-from-feds/

SHit.  This is not my country.