Things That Annoy You

[Heather Wade]

My day started by trying to light my hot water heater,  which is a total piece of shit,  only to realize that the stupid potatoes at the gas company had shut me off, apparently deciding that they were not obligated to stick with my payment plan (like I'm expected to do) OR notify me.   Like dude's,  I get it, you don't pay you don't get gas, but wtf.  If you tell me when to pay then you stick to it too! And they know I have an adorable little kid and my own tendency to cry in stressful situations,  so why not be the nice small town company with personal customer relationships that you claim? Just tell me if I'm not going to have hot water dammit!  I'll get the money! Argh

drop off kid and advise ill be picking her up early because I have a tax appt, taking her with me to avoid late pick up fee at school.  Pick her up, and she's eating a HUGE bowl of ice cream.   Set a single mom up for failure,  why don't you!?
By the time we get to town, toddler is INSANE.  Tantrums at the lunch I tried to have with her, tantrums in the store getting toys to entertain during my appt, go to appt, realize favorite life long stuffed animal got left at the store.   Tantrums through tax appt, get stuffed animal back, finally going home.
dog vomits on child and car seat and backseat and floor while driving in curvy narrow hwy towards home.  Lots of vomit.  Kid crying, me crying, pull over, strip kid of dog vomit soaked clothes, keep going.  Windows down to let vomit smell not kill us, but this causes a balloon we've bought to almost kill us instead.   Pop balloon on accident while trying to see, kid crying again.
get home clean up vomit console kid and stupid sick dog, whom I will mention I also had to help get a pair of my panties he ate a while ago unstuck from his butt Earlier in the day.  He has trouble pooping out clothes, for obvious reasons.

Amyways, put dinner in front of kid,  and try to sneak a smoke in.  Of course,  I dropped my bong.
mommy needs a backrub.
Que tomorrow please

I won't even bother telling mine.  You win. 
Tomorrow is almost here... and will be better.  But, damn.

[jazmunda]

All this panty talk is making me blush.

[b_dubb]

Ok stop now please.

Less info about weirdo pooch please

[bateman]

[FightTheFuture]

Starbucks new "race together" campaign.

I'm just glad I sold every share I owned in that company years ago. WTF.

[eyenoeyeno]

Less info about weirdo pooch please

Ok stop now please.

Heheh
I've got to tell someone this shit. My real people would think I was a real wierdo. As well as my dog catches enough shit already just for being a  big smelly lazy oaf of a mule that looks like a dog and thinks he's a transgender human. as his best friend, I surely couldn't let out his big secret.  He hasn't told any of mine yet.

O sorry. I forgot I was supposed to stop. 

[Eddie Coyle]

Starbucks new "race together" campaign.

I'm just glad I sold every share I owned in that company years ago. WTF.

    I've never given them a single cent and feel all the more vindicated with this latest development. Dunkin Donuts should counter with "we serve you food/beverages and leave you the fuck alone".

[PB the Deplorable]

    I've never given them a single cent and feel all the more vindicated with this latest development. Dunkin Donuts should counter with "we serve you food/beverages and leave you the fuck alone".

You aren't interested in your barista's thoughts on race relations? 

[Eddie Coyle]

You aren't interested in your barista's thoughts on race relations?

   Yes, but right after they tell me about their grandparents sex life and describing their latest bowel movement.

[bateman]

   Yes, but right after they tell me about their grandparents sex life and describing their latest bowel movement.

Sort of related:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2715459/Get-belly-Women-colostomy-bags-scars-proudly-bare-stomachs-latest-internet-photo-sharing-craze.html

#showyourcolostomybag

[Eddie Coyle]

Sort of related:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2715459/Get-belly-Women-colostomy-bags-scars-proudly-bare-stomachs-latest-internet-photo-sharing-craze.html

#showyourcolostomybag

    Surgery scars from Crohn's Disease will be my new fetish. Thanks for this, it's Christmas in March.

[FightTheFuture]

    I've never given them a single cent and feel all the more vindicated with this latest development. Dunkin Donuts should counter with "we serve you food/beverages and leave you the fuck alone".

LOL ^^^

UNFORTUNATELY, with some shame, I must confess my addiction to Starbucks salted caramel macchiatos and tiramisu lattes. I am convinced there is some  latent yuppie inside of me from a previous incarnation that screams to be recognized.

Stop me before I latte again.

[Eddie Coyle]

LOL ^^^

UNFORTUNATELY, with some shame, I must confess my addiction to Starbucks salted caramel macchiatos and tiramisu lattes. I am convinced there is some  latent yuppie inside of me from a previous incarnation that screams to be recognized.

Stop me before I latte again.

   I've never been a coffee drinker, so resistance was easy. I remember when a Starbucks opened across the street from a place I worked and most of my co-workers became hooked. They'd spend 20 bucks a day over there. I'd lecture them about their excess spending on lattes...and then I'd spend 40 bucks at nearby bars during lunch.

[b_dubb]

http://www.businessinsider.com/starbucks-race-together-initiative-2015-3

1) Starbucks should stick to selling mediocre brewed coffee and $7 milkshakes
2) Race relations are a powder keg of butthurt waiting to explode. Encouraging a pimply faced wage slave to discuss them with customers is plain stupid
3) The Starbucks exec in the linked article should've expected as much from BellGab.

[Eddie Coyle]

   This "Race Together" campaign by Starbucks should be countered with "how come that old rich Jew in Seattle barely pays you serfs minimum wage? Don't you guys feel exploited by that capitalist swine? Why aren't there more Palestinian Americans working at Starbucks?

   If Howard Schultz wants his store to become Open End with David Susskind, then no subject(or tonality) should be off the table.

   I do get the feeling that internal polling concluded that most Starbucks drinkers think alike and thus no heated debates on race will be forthcoming.

[b_dubb]

Most people who work for Starbucks really like their jobs. They work part time hours but get full time benefits.

You should educate yourself before you run your mouth.

[Eddie Coyle]

Most people who work for Starbucks really like their jobs. They work part time hours but get full time benefits.

You should educate yourself before you run your mouth.

   What happens when they get out of high school?

   


   

[Juan]

Leave the baristas alone.  Where else will someone with a degree in race and gender studies get a job?

[Eddie Coyle]

Leave the baristas alone.  Where else will someone with a degree in race and gender studies get a job?

   State Universities provide unless opportunity, leading to a MSNBC hosting gig.

[ItsOver]

You aren't interested in your barista's thoughts on race relations?

Just what I want to hear before coffee in the morning.  I'm with Eddie. Just leave me the F alone and mind your own business, you coffee posers.

[b_dubb]

   What happens when they get out of high school

In addition to healthcare, stock options and other benefits they offer the following:

http://time.com/2885743/starbucks-benefits/

It's funny the substitute high school teacher from Bahhhhston made a wisecrack about graduating from high school. Maybe you should graduate from high school.

[Eddie Coyle]

It's funny the substitute high school teacher from Bahhhhston made a wisecrack about graduating from high school. Maybe you should graduate from high school.

   Ok, you manic depressive hick. Find a new home yet, after pappy kicked you out of the trailer park?

    You're the queen of "butt hurt". Wah! Falkie gets too much attention! Wah! I quit!!!!!

    *Former substitute teacher, BTW. It's a grim profession for realists.

[b_dubb]

   Ok, you manic depressive hick. Find a new home yet, after pappy kicked you out of the trailer park?

    You're the queen of "butt hurt". Wah! Falkie gets too much attention! Wah! I quit!!!!!

    *Former substitute teacher, BTW. It's a grim profession for realists.

You might be the only person who doesn't understand why I quit the GabCast.

As for butthurt royalty I believe that crown might fit you better than I. Making personal attacks after being shown your assumptions were incorrect indicates you're feeling wounded. But maybe you're always like that.

And if anyone is wondering why I made a point of calling EC out on his incorrect assumptions it was mostly because he started his casual dismissal of the merits of working for Starbucks with "that old Jew".  That "old Jew" built a company that employs thousands and many of those would say they feel very fortunate to have that job. 

And now I'm a "hick"? I can't wait to hear what other slurs you'll bring to this grand discourse.

[Eddie Coyle]

You might be the only person who doesn't understand why I quit the GabCast.

As for butthurt royalty I believe that crown might fit you better than I. Making personal attacks after being shown your assumptions were incorrect indicates you're feeling wounded. But maybe you're always like that.

And if anyone is wondering why I made a point of calling EC out on his incorrect assumptions it was mostly because he started his casual dismissal of the merits of working for Starbucks with "that old Jew".  That "old Jew" built a company that employs thousands and many of those would say they feel very fortunate to have that job.

   You self righteous hall monitor cunt. My "old Jew" was used as an example of responding to provocative campaign by Starbucks by being PROVOCATIVE. You're too stupid and uptight to understand that.

    You're a fag voiced cuntrag who takes eveything too seriously and a humorless piece of shit. Go fuck yourself. Really, you're a joke. That's b dumb being himself.

     I'm happy to be the latest in line of your hysterical overreactions. LIGHTEN UP, you lonesome loser.

     

     
     

     

[b_dubb]

I'm the one overreacting?

[Eddie Coyle]

I'm the one overreacting?

   You didn't quit yet, you green apron douche?

   

[b_dubb]

Quit what? This board? This thread? Watching you have a meltdown?

[Eddie Coyle]

Quit what? This board? This thread? Watching you have a meltdown?

    You accusing anybody of a meltdown is hysterical. Everybody who disagrees with you flip out on. Like the lonesome loser you are.

    Moving from Ohio because the neighbors found out what LEVEL(3) of creep you are?

     Fuck off. You're Lily with a bigger twat.

   

[bateman]

This just in: Dunkin Donuts sees massive spike in business from the 'people who don't like being preached at & just want their fucking coffee' demographic. #racetogether

[Laurakinch]

You might be the only person who doesn't understand why I quit the GabCast.

Why did you quit? I, too, thought it was over falkie...