Things That Annoy You

[jazmunda]

You didn't get the memo that the world revolves around them?  Neither did I.   

Wait. The world doesn't revolve around me? 

[Heather Wade]

Wait. The world doesn't revolve around me? 

No.  But it might revolve around your babies.   
It's ok, when I found out I was bummed for a while too.  Totally thought this whole time the world revolved around Jazmunda.  Imagine how stupid I felt.

[bateman]

No.  But it might revolve around your babies.   

Unfortunately, many parents seem to actually think this. Newsflash: I do not give a single fuck about your kids.

[bateman]

One of the little jazmundas seems alright though, it knows Dave Noorie sucks already.

[Heather Wade]

Unfortunately, many parents seem to actually think this. Newsflash: I do not give a single fuck about your kids.

Why do you hate my cat?

[bateman]

Why do you hate my cat?

I could never hate a cat.

[Heather Wade]

I could never hate a cat.

Well, she is a vicious killer, gotta give her that.

[onan]

I think kids are the greatest thing around. Funny as hell to watch. I dislike the shit out of parents that have no clue how to raise them however.

[Camazotz Automat]

While I loved watching and listening to Eva Gabor - Green Acres bored the ever loving hell out of me and several of the characters effectively annoyed me more than they annoyed Mr. Douglas.

[pate]

Her sister was HAWT@!

I crack a beer...

[pate]

Did anyone tell the Ewoks that they had a whole hell of a lot off atmospheric ash coming down?

Damn Ewoks, who cares?


edit: I'm talking about five feet of ash...  Grow your way out of that you fooking Ewok... haahahhahashah

[Camazotz Automat]

Having a song replay over and over in one's head:

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

Really? Really? The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down?

What cosmic power did I offend to deserve such bewildering punishment?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnyeqyCiLdo

Did anyone tell the Ewoks that they had a whole hell of a lot off atmospheric ash coming down?

Damn Ewoks, who cares?


edit: I'm talking about five feet of ash...  Grow your way out of that you fooking Ewok... haahahhahashah

Her sister was HAWT@!

I crack a beer...

I Krakatoa. Har har har.

... the niiiiiiigth they drove Old Dixie down.... and all the bells were ringing....

For the love of God, make it stop.

[Eddie Coyle]

Having a song replay over and over in one's head:

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

Really? Really? The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down?

What cosmic power did I offend to deserve such bewildering punishment?


... the niiiiiiigth they drove Old Dixie down.... and all the bells were ringing....

For the love of God, make it stop.

   Careful, or that cosmic motherfucker will make it the Joan Baez version in your head.

[onan]

I wish you guys wouldn't complain about replaying songs in your head. For whatever perverse reason, I get Don Ho's version of Shock The Monkey; count yourselves lucky.

[Heather Wade]

I wish you guys wouldn't complain about replaying songs in your head. For whatever perverse reason, I get Don Ho's version of Shock The Monkey; count yourselves lucky.

I had Philadelphia Freedom in my head for all of January.   

[onan]

I had Philadelphia Freedom in my head for all of January.   

MV's version?

[jazmunda]

I had Philadelphia Freedom in my head for all of January.   

The MV version or the Elton John version?

[jazmunda]

MV's version?

Damn you onan. Stop stealing my hilarious jokes. I blame this websites terrible lag times and the fact that I now have MV's version bouncing around my noggin.

[onan]

Damn you onan. Stop stealing my hilarious jokes. I blame this websites terrible lag times and the fact that I now have MV's version bouncing around my noggin.

Try Don Ho,

[Heather Wade]

Yes, MV's happy, and oh so hammered version.  It affected my work.  The hardest thing is there's no explaining to anyone (outside of BellGab) why it's so funny.

[Eddie Coyle]

  I have the Richard Harris recitation of Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet playing in my head. The utter lack of cakes being left out in the rain is a bummer.

[onan]

  I have the Richard Harris recitation of Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet playing in my head. The utter lack of cakes being left out in the rain is a bummer.

You still have the recipe, though? Right?

[Eddie Coyle]

You still have the recipe, though? Right?

  Yes. A bit of Bisquick, a dash of Miracle Whip and a dollop of strychnine. Placed on my attic window sill on overcast days over 62 degrees.

[Treading Water]

I wish you guys wouldn't complain about replaying songs in your head. For whatever perverse reason, I get Don Ho's version of Shock The Monkey; count yourselves lucky.

Haw haw haw haw....
Oh, wait....Shit!!

***(humming softly: Shock the Monkey....)***
F*$#ing onan.       

[b_dubb]

Did Don Ho really cover STM?

[onan]

Did Don Ho really cover STM?

'Shock The Monkey' by Don Ho

[aldousburbank]

'Shock The Monkey' by Don Ho

I am not clicking that.

[PB the Deplorable]

I am not clicking that.

I'm waiting for George Noory to cover it

[Eddie Coyle]

I am not licking that.

     Not getting your wings then.

[b_dubb]

'Shock The Monkey' by Don Ho

I'm waiting for the Garrison Keillor version. Don Hon was never much of a singer.