Things That Annoy You

[jazmunda]

They are all Jess.  Damn Jess.

When I'm feeling naughty and, in particular, sadomasochistic I masturbate to Jess. Then I cut myself.

[bateman]

When I'm feeling naughty and, in particular, sadomasochistic I masturbate to Jess. Then I cut myself.

Isn't this just a Tuesday for you?

[bateman]

When I'm feeling naughty and, in particular, sadomasochistic I masturbate to Jess. Then I cut myself.

Oh, and top right corner.

[jazmunda]

Isn't this just a Tuesday for you?

Twice daily. I like to call it Jess O'Clock.

[Kelt]

Country Music.

To be truthful, it doesn't so much annoy me as make me want to shoot myself in the face as I throw myself off a ludicrously high building seconds after setting myself on fire and cutting myself along the vein from wrist to elbow.

It's just the same song over and over and over, sung by a variety of interchangeable,  cowboy hat-wearing, bearded uber-patriots, and big-haired jesus-a-fearin women, who all sound like they came from the same weird compound somewhere in Texas.

[paladin1991]

Country Music.

To be truthful, it doesn't so much annoy me as make me want to shoot myself in the face as I throw myself off a ludicrously high building seconds after setting myself on fire and cutting myself along the vein from wrist to elbow.

It's just the same song over and over and over, sung by a variety of interchangeable,  cowboy hat-wearing, bearded uber-patriots, and big-haired jesus-a-fearin women, who all sound like they came from the same weird compound somewhere in Texas.

Dude!  'Guitars and Cadillacs'!  Who can't get behind that? 

Why do you hate your country?

[Jackstar]

Dude!  'Guitars and Cadillacs'!  Who can't get behind that? 

http://youtu.be/rdG_fey4_ow

Why do you hate your country?

Planned obsolesence.

[McPhallus]

Country Music.

To be truthful, it doesn't so much annoy me as make me want to shoot myself in the face as I throw myself off a ludicrously high building seconds after setting myself on fire and cutting myself along the vein from wrist to elbow.

It's just the same song over and over and over, sung by a variety of interchangeable,  cowboy hat-wearing, bearded uber-patriots, and big-haired jesus-a-fearin women, who all sound like they came from the same weird compound somewhere in Texas.

Not only that, but most of the songs are written by a team of songwriters rather than the actual "artists."

[WhiteCrow]

Jazdownunda... He's weird, no one should care what some Ozzie has to say that wasn't even born yet, in the heyday of Art's classic C2C shows. I mean like man, listening to Art on mp3 censored files is nothing like suffering through a live Art broadcast with hours of mindless commercials for insane products.

[Kelt]

Dude!  'Guitars and Cadillacs'!  Who can't get behind that? 

Why do you hate your country?[/]

Toby Keith, primarily.

Also Tim McGraw.

[WhiteCrow]

Toby Keith, primarily.

Also Tim McGraw.

Never heard of them... But me guessin they be some crapwestern yodel'ers with made up names and
nice buns.

[coaster]

Today's country is nothing but pop music.

[albrecht]

Not only that, but most of the songs are written by a team of songwriters rather than the actual "artists."

Clearly you must be listening to some 40 top pop country station or unfamiliar with the genre. Sure many songs are written by song-writers. Hence the term "song writer". Or common themes, hence genre. That doesn't make a song bad. Every song, orchestral work, symphony, rap music, etc has some writer or composer. Except possibly folk-songs- in which case they have developed over the decades and are marketed to popularity by a good rendition.

Often the song-writer might sing it or might sell it to another singer. Or maybe make it big later (Willie comes to mind there.) Or never make it big on his own but write great songs. Who knows? All music, at least popular types, ones have a "formula", esp if you only listen to the stuff promoted on the radio, tv, and youtube (For "country music" that reads Nashville and Hollywood). Producers, companies formerly called record labels, tv, program directors, multi-track studios, editing, voice modulating algorithms, demographic studies, familiar chord progressions, marketing, etc etc etc. Doesn't mean there isn't any good music out there. Or even that good music doesn't sometimes get marketed and therefore become popular.

-Now, when it comes to type of accents, instruments used, looks, etc it comes down to taste, prejudice, familiarity, culture, similarity to what other types of music one likes, age, etc. Though I still contend that sometimes even if unfamiliar with the genre, or even language, some stuff can cross-over and be beautiful or good music even if you weren't familiar with it.

[Jackstar]

Not only that, but most of the songs are written by a team of songwriters rather than the actual "artists."

If I have seen far, it is because I have been standing on a small stack of telephone books while doing the reverse cowgirl.

[jazmunda]

Jazdownunda... He's weird, no one should care what some Ozzie has to say that wasn't even born yet, in the heyday of Art's classic C2C shows. I mean like man, listening to Art on mp3 censored files is nothing like suffering through a live Art broadcast with hours of mindless commercials for insane products.

First of a all White Blow I am nearly 40 and secondly I've been listening to Art, commercials and all since 1996 so stick that in your troll hole and shut the fuck up.

[Cynnie]

Golf ..at asscrackoclock ..
Where's my time machine so I can go kill the basterd who invented this dull ass game.

[zeebo]

Country Music.....

Yeah, and if they're so great, why do they seemingly have award shows for themselves like every week?

[WhiteCrow]

First of a all White Blow I am nearly 40 and secondly I've been listening to Art, commercials and all since 1996 so stick that in your troll hole and shut the fuck up.

Really .... Judging from your blabber on Blabcast I'd bet the farm you're  no older than 14yo.
My bad sorry, peace love. All is well.

[jazmunda]

Really .... Judging from your blabber on Blabcast I'd bet the farm you're  no older than 14yo.
My bad sorry, peace love. All is well.

And you waste your time listening to that shit. What a loser you must be. Troll.

[WhiteCrow]

And you waste your time listening to that shit. What a loser you must be. Troll.

Yep I got a capital "L" tattooed on my forehead.

[jazmunda]

Yep I got a capital "L" tattooed on my forehead.

Me too. Lezbefriends?

[Treading Water]

-Now, when it comes to type of accents, instruments used, looks, etc it comes down to taste, prejudice, familiarity, culture, similarity to what other types of music one likes, age, etc. Though I still contend that sometimes even if unfamiliar with the genre, or even language, some stuff can cross-over and be beautiful or good music even if you weren't familiar with it.

Agree, agree.  One of my favorite threads here is the Music thread.  I've expanded my music collection so much I have too much to fit on my iPod.  :

Oh, this is the "annoy" thread....

Rain, I'm sick of rain.

These were taken from the front corner of my house.  It didn't get into the basement...yet....    sigh

[jazmunda]

You really are Treading Water.

Better get the sandbags.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I still love the Porter Waggoner show

http://www.rfdtv.com/story/22876233/the-porter-wagoner-show

I don't care who wrote it-its the performance that matters. If it was written by Rodgers & Hammerstein and performed by Coltrane or Miles Davis, the performance matters. Or Dolly Parton and performed by the White Stripes. Or Gary White and sung by Linda Ronstadt.

Music is meant to be shared. Take the music and show us who you are.
http://youtu.be/OA-sQY_UQIw

[MV/Liberace!]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

[wr250]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

ive got a 7000 yr  (in computer years) old celeron 300a around here somewhere.i think it came with a 6 gig IBM deathstar or a seagate cant remember which.

[MV/Liberace!]

ive got a 7000 yr  (in computer years) old celeron 300a around here somewhere.i think it came with a 6 gig IBM deathstar or a seagate cant remember which.

but wr, you can't possibly know how old that celeron is because as any honest person knows, carbon dating is shit.

[jazmunda]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

Have you considered very late term adoption?

[aldousburbank]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

Everybody knows it's like twice that cuz of the zodiac and junk right?

[wr250]

but wr, you can't possibly know how old that celeron is because as any honest person knows, carbon dating is shit.

theres no carbon in it to date. so you have to rely on the date code imprinted on the processor.