Things That Annoy You

[bateman]

Is she paying for the babysitter? Might work out if thats the case.

Alright, that's valid.

[bateman]

I bet you expect the sex to be consensual and free too.

1 out of 2 ain't bad.

[McPhallus]

An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

He must be choosing his dates poorly or be unlucky.  No way would I agree to that on a first date.  Is say, "OK.  When we have sex, can my dog get some, too?"

[jazmunda]

1 out of 2 ain't bad.

FYI don't loan a stripper your Laptop or DVDs

http://youtu.be/kGde5zToFoE

Also the stripper wants her booty and boobs back.

BTW the reporter sounds like he had a few drinks at the strip club.

[steelbot]

He must be choosing his dates poorly or be unlucky.  No way would I agree to that on a first date.  Is say, "OK.  When we have sex, can my dog get some, too?"

[bateman]

FYI don't loan a stripper your Laptop or DVDs

http://youtu.be/kGde5zToFoE

Also the stripper wants her booty and boobs back.

BTW the reporter sounds like he had a few drinks at the strip club.

The guy suing is totally Butters in the "Raisins" episode of South Park.

[McPhallus]

Is she paying for the babysitter? Might work out if thats the case.

I dunno about that.  It's not the guy's fault she has a kid, and he shouldn't have to pay for the kid to eat (assuming they are just starting to date).

[VtaGeezer]

When the media includes the dead killer in the number of victims.

[jazmunda]

When the media includes the dead killer in the number of victims.

100% agree.

I also don't like the term suicide bomber and prefer the term mass murder bomber.

[paladin1991]

An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

That's wrong.  If the dude offers, then it's cool.  Otherwise, the cow should eat only half her meal and take the rest home to her 24 year old, won't get off his ass to make his own friggin' cocoa, bag of shit son.

[paladin1991]

I know, it's so rude. My wife always wants to feed our 10 yr old that way too. Forget about it!  He can take his own ass out to dinner is my feeling on the matter. Geez.

Is that an open marriage or does she just tell you she's going to dinner with some dude, 'and can she bring you anything?'

[paladin1991]

I bet you expect the sex to be consensual and free too.

Interesting Idea.  I will try that some time.  Seems boring though. 

[Catsmile]

An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

Well, if she asked I probably would, but that is quite telling. (shit test anyone).
Hence unless we really clicked that would the last date.

Depending on my whim I may propose we play adult rock, paper, scissors... for it.

[UnscreenedCaller]

An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

Wow, that's forward, especially on a first date, unless she is paying  for the extra entree herself. If he offers, he's a gentleman and good on him, but no one should expect or ask for a twofer on a date. Feed the kids before the sitter comes. I never thought of the kid being grown, but that's even worse, and now that I think about it, they must be grown because what little kid is going to be up late waiting for mom to come home with dinner?

[Jackstar]

Wow, that's forward, especially on a first date, unless she is paying  for the extra entree herself. If he offers, he's a gentleman and good on him, but no one should expect or ask for a twofer on a date. Feed the kids before the sitter comes. I never thought of the kid being grown, but that's even worse, and now that I think about it, they must be grown because what little kid is going to be up late waiting for mom to come home with dinner?

Yes, of course you do not think that way, because you are not a whore.

[eddie dean]

it's always a shock when the temperature hits 105+ for the first time!   We have 4 more months of this insanity!
Break out the Gold Bond and powder them balls AZ!

[onan]

it's always a shock when the temperature hits 105+ for the first time!   We have 4 more months of this insanity!
Break out the Gold Bond and powder them balls AZ!

I still remember the butt cheek 1st degree burns sitting on that car seat vinyl after getting in the car after an early afternoon movie... good times.

[PB the Deplorable]

it's always a shock when the temperature hits 105+ for the first time!   We have 4 more months of this insanity!
Break out the Gold Bond and powder them balls AZ!

Oh come on, the asphalt isn't even running yet

[onan]

Oh come on, the asphalt isn't even running yet

yeah we need to man up.

[wr250]

yeah we need to man up.

yea 105 aint nuthin for phoenix.i remember planes being grounded because it was 120
+, when i was there,get in the 104 degree hot tub to cool off,etc.

[eddie dean]

I still remember the butt cheek 1st degree burns sitting on that car seat vinyl after getting in the car after an early afternoon movie... good times.

Heh.
Vinyl seats in direct sunlight = butt hurt (literally) 
It will also poach the balls if you don't put a towel down first

[eddie dean]

Oh come on, the asphalt isn't even running yet

When it hits 110 (probably within the next 10 days), I will take a temperature reading of the asphalt and report back.
My guess is 168.

yea 105 aint nuthin for phoenix.i remember planes being grounded because it was 120
+, when i was there,get in the 104 degree hot tub to cool off,etc.

Every year a local news station cooks an egg on a manhole cover to demonstrate how brutally hot it is.
Now that is hard hitting news coverage! 

[aldousburbank]

yea 105 aint nuthin for phoenix.i remember planes being grounded because it was 120
+, when i was there,get in the 104 degree hot tub to cool off,etc.

Was stuck once in Needles, in an RV with newly busted wiring (no AC) 118 deg, 8 days. Thank gawd for the Colorado River.

[Juan]

As kids, by the middle of June (two weeks into summer vacation) we could walk barefooted on asphalt even in the hot afternoon sun.  In the evening, we went out and danced behind the mosquito control truck and inhaled a lot of the spray.  No wonder most of us are nuts.

[jazmunda]

On a hot day those seat belt buckle can be a weapon of mass destruction if touching bare skin.

[paladin1991]

Heh.
Vinyl seats in direct sunlight = butt hurt (literally) 
It will also poach the balls if you don't put a towel down first

Poach the balls?  I thought your first wife did that.

[paladin1991]

As kids, by the middle of June (two weeks into summer vacation) we could walk barefooted on asphalt even in the hot afternoon sun.  In the evening, we went out and danced behind the mosquito control truck and inhaled a lot of the spray.  No wonder most of us are nuts.

You were the crazy family at the end of the street, right?

[zeebo]

it's always a shock when the temperature hits 105+ for the first time!   We have 4 more months of this insanity!
Break out the Gold Bond and powder them balls AZ!

http://www.viraleum.com/212-how-we-know-it-is-summer

[b_dubb]

mr fidget

[jazmunda]

The Macarena is playing on the radio in the doctor's waiting room. Weren't all copies of that song destroyed in the 90s?