Things That Annoy You

[Camazotz Automat]

That we chose "spork" over "foon."

[Eddie Coyle]

That we chose "spork" over "foon."

   In my home, we eat with a spork and physically attack others with foons.

[PathoJen]

When I hit it out of the park with a post, but someone immediately posts to the next page rendering mine unread at the bottom of the previous page.

I hear ya! wondering if I was that "someone"

[Eddie Coyle]

   That I have blood relatives who are exuberant in their excitement over Ted 2 and Pixels.

    I think a documentary about crib death would have more laughs and enjoyment than those films.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I hear ya! wondering if I was that "someone"

Nah, I don't think so.

[Camazotz Automat]

When I hit it out of the park with a post, but someone immediately posts to the next page rendering mine unread at the bottom of the previous page.

Copy the post you felt was left behind.
Delete post.
Open new Reply window and paste.
Post.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Copy the post you felt was left behind.
Delete post.
Open new Reply window and paste.
Post.

Hmmm, seems a little mischievous.  Genius though.

[Eddie Coyle]

  The frequent misnomer of "lone wolf" attacks, especially in regards to terrorism. To me, a true lone wolf is a Ted Kaczynski or Artie Bremer. These guys were the only ones who knew what they were doing, there were no overt support systems. Bremer made his move on Wallace, because Nixon was hard to get to and Bremer was down to his last 20 bucks.

   These "ISIS" inspired alleged lone wolves are constantly aided and abetted. How the fuck is that a lone wolf?

[Eddie Coyle]

   I enjoyed Women's Tennis when it was played by...women. And yeah, I mean Billie Jean King and Martina Navatrilova, not PED-WNBA forwards.

[onan]

   I enjoyed Women's Tennis when it was played by...women. And yeah, I mean Billie Jean King and Martina Navatrilova, not PED-WNBA forwards.

I think PED's are needed to watch tennis.

[Yorkshire pud]

....that floor self leveling compound doesn't spread very far, and I vastly underestimated how many tubs of the stuff I'd need. I bought one and needed two. Bugger.

[Yorkshire pud]

Hmmm, seems a little mischievous.  Genius though.

You'll both be reported; is it worth it? Is it?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It annoys me that it's already starting to get light when I go to bed at four in the morning.

[onan]

It annoys me that it's already starting to get light when I go to bed at four in the morning.

It is just that you are becoming more perceptive... alcohol does that :

[PathoJen]

The guy named "sorefinger" on the Art Bell thread.

[UnscreenedCaller]

+1

[bateman]

I think my neighbors played this about 300 times last night.

https://youtu.be/i_kF4zLNKio

[lonevoice]

I think my neighbors played this about 300 times last night.

Oh God.  Did you feel like Noriega when he took refuge in the Vatican embassy?

[bateman]

Oh God.  Did you feel like Noriega when he took refuge in the Vatican embassy?

HAHAHA, what a reference. Jodie Foster in Panic Room works too.

[ItsOver]

It annoys me that it's already starting to get light when I go to bed at four in the morning.

I think I hate Summer more than Winter but there's no doubt I live for the Fall.

[Eddie Coyle]

   The bone spur that is becoming my 11th toe.

[eddie dean]

A road crew is working on a nearby street.
The morning air is thick with the disgusting smell of heated tar .

[FightTheFuture]

A road crew is working on a nearby street.
The morning air is thick with the disgusting smell of heated tar .

And in a week or so, I predict you post in Things That Bring Me Joy: Freshly paved roads.

[Imconfused]

   I enjoyed Women's Tennis when it was played by...women. And yeah, I mean Billie Jean King and Martina Navatrilova, not PED-WNBA forwards.

Well,  Eddie,  I thought we were on friendly basis,  but after this mishap I don't even know if I can look you straight in the eye.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

It's MARTINA NAVRATILOVA.

GODDAMMIT!

oops,  sorry,  forgot about the capslock.

Otherwise I have to agree with your sentiment that she is really not a woman.

But please,  bro,  watch the spelling.

[PathoJen]

When you are flossing your teeth and the floss keeps breaking and getting stuck between your teeth.
Leaf blowers, especially on a Monday morning.

[FightTheFuture]

Well,  Eddie,  I thought we were on friendly basis,  but after this mishap I don't even know if I can look you straight in the eye.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

It's MARTINA NAVRATILOVA.

GODDAMMIT!

oops,  sorry,  forgot about the capslock.





Otherwise I have to agree with your sentiment that she is really not a woman.

But please,  bro,  watch the spelling.

Chrissie Everett. Yummmmm

[ItsOver]

...Leaf blowers, especially on a Monday morning.

Every freaking day of the week...



Whoever develops a silent leaf blower deserves BILLIONS.  I did find something like this helps some.  Especially if you play AC/DC "Highway to Hell" at full blast.

[PathoJen]

Whoever develops a silent leaf blower

it's called a broom.

[nbirnes]

it's called a broom.

Also, a rake.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

it's called a broom.

Also, a rake.

Our Department of Defense desperately needs you two.