President Donald J. Trump

[Jackstar]

It's a trick. Get an axe.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg

[Yorkshire pud]

Jesus York. You've lost objectivity and are inventing your own personal narrative over this election. You have a white whale, or an orange whale is it were, and you're just blithering now.

Just wait until the TV show comes out. Same format as the Kardashians. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Just wait until the TV show comes out. Same format as the Kardashians. 

I want to be in it playing the role of Donald Trump. Whenever you go into the weeds I'll come out in orange makeup and a wig and bitch slap you and say "What? Are ya stupid?" and then walk off the set. Cue the studio audience pre-recorded laugh.

[Yorkshire pud]

I want to be in it playing the role of Donald Trump. Whenever you go into the weeds I'll come out in orange makeup and a wig and bitch slap you and say "What? Are ya stupid?" and then walk off the set. Cue the studio audience pre-recorded laugh.

Only as long as (if you're method acting) I can then ask 'Trump' difficult questions. You know; ' Name the country' ,'name the capital city', 'name the leader of said country'.

Yeah?

[analog kid]

Just wait until the TV show comes out. Same format as the Kardashians. 

Well our presnit did want to continue filming his reality TV show in the White House. No, I'm not kidding.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well our presnit did want to continue filming his reality TV show in the White House. No, I'm not kidding.

Shut up!!! No!!!!

[ItsOver]

I want to be in it playing the role of Donald Trump. Whenever you go into the weeds I'll come out in orange makeup and a wig and bitch slap you and say "What? Are ya stupid?" and then walk off the set. Cue the studio audience pre-recorded laugh.

And in addition to you in orange make-up, which will look kind of peculiar on a dolphin, we'll need some crazed loon, dressed in an orange jumpsuit, who likes to mimic various dialects across the U.S. and tell us about how she "don't feel no ways tired, " followed the next day about how she's "sick-and-tired."  Simply deplorable.

[Yorkshire pud]

And in addition to you in orange make-up, which will look kind of peculiar on a dolphin, we'll need some crazed loon, dressed in an orange jumpsuit, who likes to mimic various dialects across the U.S. and tell us about how she "don't feel no ways tired, " followed the next day about how she's "sick-and-tired."  Simply deplorable.

Hmmm, but you're still left with one of them. The dim one.

[SciFiAuthor]

Only as long as (if you're method acting) I can then ask 'Trump' difficult questions. You know; ' Name the country' ,'name the capital city', 'name the leader of said country'.

Yeah?

I'll go for that, but only if we have someone playing Barack Obama as a foil to provide the correct answer. Whenever he names a leader of a country, he precedes it with either "That mother fucker Theresa May" or "that SOB Malcolm Turnbull" and ends it with "I'm going to get those sons of bitches, even if I have to use the CIA, IRS and a ginned-up Russian conspiracy theory".

[analog kid]

Shut up!!! No!!!!

Hey, who's to say it isn't the natural progression of things. Kardashians in the WH next? Who am I to argue?

[SciFiAuthor]

And in addition to you in orange make-up, which will look kind of peculiar on a dolphin, we'll need some crazed loon, dressed in an orange jumpsuit, who likes to mimic various dialects across the U.S. and tell us about how she "don't feel no ways tired, " followed the next day about how she's "sick-and-tired."  Simply deplorable.

Don't forget her entourage of Saudi Princes handing out cash, her randy husband Boner that can't keep his hands off women, wierdo perv Bob Podesta (name changed to avoid lawsuits), lesbian lover Looma Habadin and lovable goof Anthony Weiner (name not changed because he'll play himself because he can't find work otherwise.)

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey, who's to say it isn't the natural progression of things. Kardashians in the WH next? Who am I to argue?

Will there be a 'round the breakfast table' daily debates between them all? Matters of national importance such as  favourite tweets, Donny's league of smart/stupid people based on what they last said about him?

[Yorkshire pud]

Don't forget her entourage of Saudi Princes handing out cash, her randy husband Boner that can't keep his hands off women, wierdo perv Bob Podesta (name changed to avoid lawsuits), lesbian lover Looma Habadin and lovable goof Anthony Weiner (name not changed because he'll play himself because he can't find work otherwise.)

Yeah, but there's much more future comedy gold with Trump's stupidity, sham universities, illiteracy, referring to himself in the third person, mind fucking his supporters, going down on Putin and pussy grabbing.

[SciFiAuthor]

Yeah, but there's much more future comedy gold with Trump's stupidity, sham universities, illiteracy, referring to himself in the third person, mind fucking his supporters, going down n Putin and pussy grabbing.

Won't be funny. People will just see through it.

[ItsOver]

Don't forget her entourage of Saudi Princes handing out cash, her randy husband Boner that can't keep his hands off women, wierdo perv Bob Podesta (name changed to avoid lawsuits), lesbian lover Looma Habadin and lovable goof Anthony Weiner (name not changed because he'll play himself because he can't find work otherwise.)

I believe we have a "Weiner!"  Hollyweird will eat this up.  The History Channel, A&E, and a multitude of other crapola providers will be falling all over themselves for this gem.

[Yorkshire pud]

Won't be funny. People will just see through it.

His supporters won't. He still walks on water for them.

[analog kid]

Will there be a 'round the breakfast table' daily debates between them all? Matters of national importance such as  favourite tweets, Donny's league of smart/stupid people based on what they last said about him?

It's worse than that already. He's picking his cabinet based on the person's looks. He apparently wants everyone to look good on television. Also, according to Chuck Todd (Chuck Chode), Trump rewatches his own interviews several times on mute. Life is TV, man.

Alright, I'm off topic. I'll go away.

[Yorkshire pud]

It's worse than that already. He's picking his cabinet based on the person's looks. He apparently wants everyone to look good on television. Also, according to Chuck Todd (Chuck Chode), Trump rewatches his own interviews several times on mute. Life is TV, man.

Alright, I'm off topic. I'll go away.

Not at all. I think it relevant to the future priorities comrade Donny holds dear. Making Murica great.

[ItsOver]

It's worse than that already. He's picking his cabinet based on the person's looks. He apparently wants everyone to look good on television. Also, according to Chuck Todd (Chuck Chode), Trump rewatches his own interviews several times on mute. Life is TV, man.

Alright, I'm off topic. I'll go away.

Ha!  The "Fernando Philosophy!"

http://youtu.be/J0RTD7250II

[SciFiAuthor]

His supporters won't. He still walks on water for them.

For good reason. We've never had a president-elect that managed to secure a 50 billion investment package from Softbank with a pledge to create 50,000 jobs, worked towards renegotiating the atrocious Airforce One and F-35 deals, stopped a US company from relocating to Mexico, pushed the Dow towards 20,000 merely by getting elected, and assembled one of the most capable outside-the-box cabinets in US history all while the sitting president has gone out of his way over the last three weeks to poison relations with both Israel and Russia -- both nuclear armed nations -- and a willful and damned nearly criminal imposition of THOUSANDS of frivolous regulations intended to damage the economy for no other reason than to create problems for the future president.

Our reality show project is going to need one huge budget to cover the costs of all the orange jump suits.

[Yorkshire pud]

For good reason. We've never had a president-elect that managed to secure a 50 billion investment package from Softbank with a pledge to create 50,000 jobs,

If and when it happens...

worked towards renegotiating the atrocious Airforce One and F-35 deals,

Has he? He tweeted they were too expensive. They been cancelled yet? I'll once again bet my hair they're not.

stopped a US company from relocating to Mexico,

AKA, bribed a company to keep a 1000 jobs in the USA, using your money. What will stop other company chiefs asking when they'll get similar help?

pushed the Dow towards 20,000 merely by getting elected,

Hang onto that. See where it is in two or three years.

and assembled one of the most capable outside-the-box cabinets in US history

Yeah? If you say.

all while the sitting president has gone out of his way over the last three weeks to poison relations with both Israel and Russia -- both nuclear armed nations -- and a willful and damned nearly criminal imposition of THOUSANDS of frivolous regulations intended to damage the economy for no other reason to create problems for the future president.

Putin is a murderous thug, Isreal have continually contravened resolutions with illegal settlements and have been brought to book, yet Obama is the bad guy? Trump will manage, he has a good brain.

[ItsOver]

...Our reality show project is going to need one hyuge budget to cover the costs of all the orange jump suits.

Hehehe.  Well, orange is the new black.

[SciFiAuthor]

If and when it happens...

Already is. Sprint = 5000 jobs, OneWeb=3000 jobs. Both are part of the SoftBank deal.

Has he? He tweeted they were too expensive. They been cancelled yet? I'll once again bet my hair they're not.

Instead of 24/7 blithering out empty anti-Trump invectives on forums, you should set a little time aside to stay informed.

http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/22/news/companies/trump-f35-super-hornet-threat/

And for god's sake do not say shit like "they been cancelled yet?" when the man does not yet have the authority to do so. That's a stupid statement.

AKA, bribed a company to keep a 1000 jobs in the USA, using your money. What will stop other company chiefs asking when they'll get similar help?

I have absolutely zero problem with providing tax breaks to companies for remaining in the US. No problem whatsoever. I consider it out of the ordinary to not be doing that.

Hang onto that. See where it is in two or three years.

I offer the same advice. When you have Carl Icahn in charge of deregulation, you won't see a bear market for a while.

Yeah? If you say.

It's not a matter of what I say, it's a matter of what is. We've never in US history seen anything like this cabinet. The closest would be Eisenhower.

Putin is a murderous thug, Isreal have continually contravened resolutions with illegal settlements and have been brought to book, yet Obama is the bad guy? Trump will manage, he has a good brain.

Putin is the President of the heavily nuclear-armed Russian Federation. That is a reality. It doesn't matter who he is, how much of a crook he is, or whatever you wish to highlight. All that matters is that he exists and there is nothing we can do about it. Same with Israel. You deal with these countries pragmatically, not ideologically when tensions are rising. When tensions are low, then you can deal with them ideologically. What you don't fucking do is use international tensions for political gain as Hillary tried and you definitely don't irresponsibly and unethically concoct a red scare just to create problems for an incoming president. Barack Obama is behaving very stupidly right now and the world needs to be calling him on it.

[Yorkshire pud]

The F35 will be put into service or be a hanger queen, but either way, it will be paid for. Trump knows fuck all about defence contracts. Companies these days build into the contract, cancellations and major remods that are demanded by governments, because they were stung in the past holdng the r&d tab.

Whether or not Boeing go with an uprated Super Hornet is frankly irrelevant to the F35. Boeing will get paid, so will Lockheed. The F35 is to be put into servce by our RN, the new carriers due for service are to be configured to carry the platform. And I can assure you, there'll be penalty clauses in that if Lockheed pull out of the contract.

[analog kid]

Already is. Sprint = 5000 jobs, OneWeb=3000 jobs. Both are part of the SoftBank deal.

Yeah, but these things were in the works before Trump, and like the Carrier deal, they released a statement that Trump didn't actually have anything to do with it.

[analog kid]

Not at all. I think it relevant to the future priorities comrade Donny holds dear. Making Murica great.

[Kidnostad3]

The F35 will be put into service or be a hanger queen, but either way, it will be paid for. Trump knows fuck all about defence contracts. Companies these days build into the contract, cancellations and major remods that are demanded by governments, because they were stung in the past holdng the r&d tab.

Whether or not Boeing go with an uprated Super Hornet is frankly irrelevant to the F35. Boeing will get paid, so will Lockheed. The F35 is to be put into servce by our RN, the new carriers due for service are to be configured to carry the platform. And I can assure you, there'll be penalty clauses in that if Lockheed pull out of the contract.

[analog kid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6sT8PgkPU

[K_Dubb]

Whether or not Boeing go with an uprated Super Hornet is frankly irrelevant to the F35. Boeing will get paid, so will Lockheed. The F35 is to be put into servce by our RN, the new carriers due for service are to be configured to carry the platform. And I can assure you, there'll be penalty clauses in that if Lockheed pull out of the contract.

The Queen gon' be really mad!

You guys need to start building your own airplanes again anyway so you can fill up your carriers with new Dehavilland Bluebottles or some other silly name like you do.