Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

Sometimes I think my DNA comes from a planet with a 26 hour day.

Mine feels like about 12.

[bateman]

Iso Grifo AC3 was the precursor to the Bizzarrini 5300GT.

[bateman]

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/k-BkKCUBGwQ

[Eddie Coyle]

    I'm glad to live in a city with an Apple store. Just for an opportunity to direct a tourist who is looking for it, toward a supermarket/grocery store.

[popple]

[analog kid]

I just found out my brother-in-law called into Art's show while high on Ambien, and has no memory of it. He and his wife were listening to a show and heard his distinctive Texan twang. She was asleep when he called and didn't know. He's mortified. Apparently he was rambling about HAM radios in a drunken manner. I'd like to find out which show it was and get the audio at some point.

[jazmunda]

I just found out my brother-in-law called into Art's show while high on Ambien, and has no memory of it. He and his wife were listening to a show and heard his distinctive Texan twang. She was asleep when he called and didn't know. He's mortified. Apparently he was rambling about HAM radios in a drunken manner. I'd like to find out which show it was and get the audio at some point.

You should post it in the AB thread to see if anyone recalls the call.

[AppealPlay]

I just found out my brother-in-law called into Art's show while high on Ambien, and has no memory of it. He and his wife were listening to a show and heard his distinctive Texan twang. She was asleep when he called and didn't know. He's mortified. Apparently he was rambling about HAM radios in a drunken manner. I'd like to find out which show it was and get the audio at some point.

Do you know the date of the call?  I would love to listen again knowing he was drunk.

[popple]

Awesome 80-Year-Old Man Builds Dog Train to Take Rescued Pooches on Fun Rides

https://youtu.be/eepfRldptT8

[popple]

Stressed Japanese Women Can Now Rent Handsome Men to Wipe Away Their Tears at the Office

[popple]

[popple]

https://youtu.be/u2e1DfyzUGk

[analog kid]

Do you know the date of the call?  I would love to listen again knowing he was drunk.

I've got little to go on at the moment. Going to try to get more out of my sister, but she seems pretty embarrassed as well. He wasn't drunk, he was just on Ambien and was essentially blacked out on it at the time. Apparently you can also hear my crazy uncle periodically yelling in the background.

[BobGrau]

Stressed Japanese Women Can Now Rent Handsome Men to Wipe Away Their Tears at the Office

This reminds me of an Emergency Question from Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast:

"Which celebrity would you like to stroke your hair as you die?"

[GravitySucks]

The store down the road has Beer nuts.  They cost like $6.99 for a big jar.

I think they should sell Deer nuts.

You can get those under a buck.

[chefist]

I just saw Iggy Pop tell Anthony Bourdain, "Your ass is a good thing to be."  LOL Amazing words from one successful artist to another! 

Even though i love him...Bourdain is still bitter! 

Had the good fortune to meet Iggy in 2004 in Denver...a very down to Earth guy...nice fellow....

[PB the Deplorable]

... Had the good fortune to meet Iggy in 2004 in Denver...a very down to Earth guy...nice fellow....

He's not getting by on his looks...

[chefist]

He's not getting by on his looks...

He and Keith Richards are a duo that is for sure! But honestly a very nice guy who would talk to anyone about any topic covering his career...very refreshing...

[Eddie Coyle]

    Taco Bell's entire menu is vegetarian.

[wr250]

    Taco Bell's entire menu is vegetarian.

im sure it is. its also not edible.

[Eddie Coyle]

im sure it is. its also not edible.

     As long as I can produce boogers and grow toenails, I shall never sink to eating at a Taco Ball.

[Hautex]

my bird's sick, it has chirpies... a canarial infection that can't be tweeted... how do I start a go-fund-me campaign?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

my bird's sick, it has chirpies... a canarial infection that can't be tweeted... how do I start a go-fund-me campaign?

on the disclosure form it's really simplex. just type 1 and go from there. 

[pate]

This is the first time I have logged into BellGab sober in a long time.

It doesn't feel right...

[BobGrau]

This is the first time I have logged into BellGab sober in a long time.

It doesn't feel right...

If everybody else gets really really drunk you should be ok.

[ItsOver]

Damn.  "Phantasm V" delayed until 2016.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantasm:_Ravager

I've been hoping for a Halloween season 2015 release.  Speaking of cult movies, I wonder what's become of BellGab extraordinare Camazotz Automat.

[onan]

Damn.  "Phantasm V" delayed until 2016.

Speaking of cult movies, I wonder what's become of BellGab extraordinare Camazotz Automat.

I heard from a source that he is on vacation.

[wr250]

Damn.  "Phantasm V" delayed until 2016.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantasm:_Ravager

I've been hoping for a Halloween season 2015 release.  Speaking of cult movies, I wonder what's become of BellGab extraordinare Camazotz Automat.

when/if he recovers from the adventure with aldous, im sure he will be back

[ItsOver]

I heard from a source that he is on vacation.

Thanks, Onan and wr.  Pray for Goatse, Aldous, and Cam.