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BobGrau

We need a world map with gabbers' locations on it.


BobGrau

Quote from: wr250 on October 13, 2015, 05:29:04 AM
hope this helps


Is that Art's wormhole? I thought I was closer than that.

Caruthers612

Quote from: jazmunda on October 10, 2015, 08:13:11 PM
Please nobody show this to Falkie and Kathy as a way to get back at their haters.

         I don't get it. How is that crazy.



Marc.Knight

The glowing shores of Vaadhoo beach in the Maldives. The neon water is caused by bioluminescence; basically, the plankton in the water is reacting to minerals.

albrecht

Quote from: Who on October 13, 2015, 09:55:23 AM
Love beer and coffee?  You might be a psychopath.

http://www.popsci.com/psychopaths-may-prefer-bitter-foods?src=SOC&dom
Hmm. Ever had German licorice candy (the kind the Simpson's made fun of showing a label "mit iodine"?) The salty kind. Could explain somethings. Then again, it is very popular in Norway, Sweden, Denmark etc and they are peaceful even socialist countries but....wait where did the raping, pillaging Vikings come from? I guess theory still holds.

Eddie Coyle


    Actually, the articles in Penthouse and Hustler were often superior to Playboy's. Far more interesting and daring than Hefner's ploys to be mainstream like he was Ben Bradlee with centerfolds.

   

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 13, 2015, 01:20:56 PM
    Actually, the articles in Penthouse and Hustler were often superior to Playboy's. Far more interesting and daring than Hefner's ploys to be mainstream like he was Ben Bradlee with centerfolds.



I wouldn't know. I only bought those magazines for the Bewbs.


Eddie Coyle


   And gyno shots. Surf and turf; clams and roast beef. Guccione's gift to America. Much better than Spin Magazine.

   Check out the mortality rates on those Playmates of yore. Likely to have a longer life storming Omaha Beach than posing for the Rabbit.


if you lose all your teeth... you still have a sweet tooth.





BobGrau


albrecht

Quote from: BobGrau on October 14, 2015, 08:37:42 AM

The working class does this all year round. It's only news when rich kids get involved. Oh how I'm missing Yorkie right now!
Oh, I know- though the younger ones are, slightly, better looking. Always find funny the drinking antics and how they make the papers.

BobGrau

Quote from: albrecht on October 14, 2015, 09:11:10 AM
Oh, I know- though the younger ones are, slightly, better looking. Always find funny the drinking antics and how they make the papers.

I try to see the funny side, but it's just hypocrisy really. Here, buy our product... ok, now feel guilty about it.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: BobGrau on October 14, 2015, 08:37:42 AM

The working class does this all year round. It's only news when rich kids get involved. Oh how I'm missing Yorkie right now!

   How true. If these assholes start pissing on yuppies windshields and mailboxes, I'll sue for copyright infringement. Drunkenly urinating on the property of people with more money than me is my thing!

albrecht

Quote from: BobGrau on October 14, 2015, 09:14:09 AM
I try to see the funny side, but it's just hypocrisy really. Here, buy our product... ok, now feel guilty about it.
Oh we are just has hypocritical on the issue. Though more Puritan still and have blue laws (no selling booze on Sunday, some dry counties, some places where you must "serve food" with booze, and opening/closing hours.) I enjoyed the "arguments" when you all liberalized to all-hours (at least in some areas)---> how to solve this problem of fighting etc: Let them drink all the time. Problem solved. (I get there was some logic with regard to closing times all at once creating congestion and 'drink up, last call' but funny.) We also have laws about no 2 for 1, all you can drink, or discounted drinks (below a certain limit.) I think feminists or somebody even got us to ban "ladies' night."

Catsmile


albrecht

Quote from: Catsmile on October 14, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
Lineup of the new Playboy Playmates...


But, man, when they show those ankles or even more risque wear the dark, midnight gray garb instead of the usual jet-black.....

Quote from: Catsmile on October 14, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
Lineup of the new Playboy Playmates...

I have to assume there is a damn good reason they are fully covered, and am grateful

BobGrau

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 14, 2015, 01:17:33 PM
I have to assume there is a damn good reason they are fully covered, and am grateful


It's a non-compete.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Catsmile on October 14, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
Lineup of the new Playboy Playmates...



   The hand shot is the beaver shot of the future.

BobGrau

Quote from: Catsmile on October 14, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
Lineup of the new Playboy Playmates...



Something about the new ghostbusters movie, I don't really care.

Eddie Coyle


   There's no beginning to Sheryl Crow's talent.

BobGrau

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 14, 2015, 01:43:06 PM
   There's no beginning to Sheryl Crow's talent.


Back in the day, she made Alanis seem cool by comparison.

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