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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 06:56:24 PM

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pate

#14732
October 19, 2015, 01:56:07 AM
I am joyous that I have a beer and a half left!

No questions...

Eddie Coyle

#14734
October 19, 2015, 01:00:01 PM

    Just for accuracy's sake, all Elvis Presley impersonators should be forced to die at 42 on the shitter.

inuk2600

#14736
October 19, 2015, 02:05:22 PM
That was awsome :)
They should have also mentioned that Justin Trudeau fucked a bratty senator up in a boxing match who ended up disgraced and out on his ass (for other reasons)

BellBoy

#14737
October 19, 2015, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 19, 2015, 01:00:01 PM
    Just for accuracy's sake, all Elvis Presley impersonators should be forced to die at 42 on the shitter.

Hands down, the funniest thing I've seen or heard, anywhere... all month.

GeorgieForPresident2216

#14738
October 19, 2015, 03:42:12 PM
Canada's election results live television broadcast:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics

Since all of you were asking :D

Caruthers612

#14739
October 19, 2015, 04:29:37 PM
Quote from: popple on October 19, 2015, 01:41:22 PM
#STOPHARPER

7:20

https://youtu.be/0V5ckcTSYu8

           Thank you, popple. That was very funny and I may now start watching this show, which I'd previously only seen adverts for without knowing what it was. I don't agree with all of this guy's politics, but he is genuinely witty, which is a damn sight more than I can say for most news satire.

jazmunda

#14741
October 19, 2015, 05:37:24 PM
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 19, 2015, 01:00:01 PM
    Just for accuracy's sake, all Elvis Presley impersonators should be forced to die at 42 on the shitter.

I think the Elvis from all those Elvis outside 7 Eleven sightings must have passed away by now. Haven't had a decent Elvis sighting in years.

GeorgieForPresident2216

#14742
October 19, 2015, 05:44:59 PM
It looks like it might be a Liberal sweep of Atlantic Canada.  I'm scared  :-X

inuk2600

#14743
October 19, 2015, 06:18:25 PM
Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 19, 2015, 05:32:58 PM
Canadians are sure a bunch of schmucks.

Don't worry, if we're overrun by ISIS we'll dope them up so high they'll be no more of a threat than Seth Rogen when we ship them down to the States. They'll be heavily armed to the teeth with shitty jokes.

GeorgieForPresident2216

#14744
October 19, 2015, 06:34:29 PM
Quote from: inuk2600 on October 19, 2015, 06:18:25 PM
Don't worry, if we're overrun by ISIS we'll dope them up so high they'll be no more of a threat than Seth Rogen when we ship them down to the States. They'll be heavily armed to the teeth with shitty jokes.

As the proud gatekeepers to North America, I say who needs a military?  We don't need no stinkin' military.

inuk2600

#14746
October 19, 2015, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: popple on October 19, 2015, 08:38:50 PM
STEVE GOT HEAVED! #freefromharper



Hooha with a Liberal majority. Let the policies pass and the dope flow.

Caruthers612

#14748
October 20, 2015, 01:19:43 PM


             The problem with buying a girl from a mail order bride service isn't that she's a lying whore, or even that she's affiliated with the Triads or the Russian mafia, but that she'll age. I mean, fuck it.  :P

popple

#14751
October 20, 2015, 01:58:34 PM
Quote"We just really liked the name Elsie and then we both love otters, they’re very sweet and they’re also smart," she said during a Today show appearance on Tuesday, Oct. 20. "They use tools…they hold hands while they sleep, there’s so many amazing things about otters. They’re wonderful animals."

L SEA OTTER. Are they telling us they're furries?

Caruthers612

#14752
October 20, 2015, 03:25:51 PM
Quote from: popple on October 20, 2015, 01:58:34 PM
L SEA OTTER. Are they telling us they're furries?



          They're getting us ready for the invasion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lExqoEMeH34

albrecht

#14754
October 21, 2015, 08:32:02 AM
I cannot verify this but apparently these days (or maybe for some time) Norwegians use the word "Texas" to describe events that are crazy, unpredictable/unexpected, wild, or out of control. I like it.
http://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/yall-norwegians-use-the-word-texas-as-slang-to-mean-crazy/

Juan

#14755
October 21, 2015, 01:39:35 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 21, 2015, 08:32:02 AM
I cannot verify this but apparently these days (or maybe for some time) Norwegians use the word "Texas" to describe events that are crazy, unpredictable/unexpected, wild, or out of control. I like it.
http://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/yall-norwegians-use-the-word-texas-as-slang-to-mean-crazy/
As a Floridian, I resent the Texan intrusion.

Eddie Coyle

#14756
October 21, 2015, 02:35:14 PM

   Back To The Future Day reminds me of every time I've had food poisoning.

Rix Gins

#14758
October 21, 2015, 06:31:56 PM
It's been on my mind how the Amazon listing for these blades says I can get a month's worth of shaves per cartridge...as long as... (footnote to the Amazon listing)...



I only shave 4 times a week.

jazmunda

#14759
October 21, 2015, 06:55:42 PM
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 21, 2015, 02:35:14 PM
   Back To The Future Day reminds me of every time I've had food poisoning.

Yeah the kind which requires a bucket by the can too.

I think people are making a bigger deal out of it to make up for all the hoax BTTF dates they've fallen for every year for the last decade.
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