Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[coaster]

I got 50 lbs of ass ( 2 lb box of sees candy) and a snow blower for xmas ..santa hates me

Thats pretty damn cool actually. I got a jacket and a miserably sad family hoping that the second biopsy doesnt bring bad news tomorrow morning. Everything in perspective.
Also, if that snowblower aint at least 18 inches, take it back. Merry Christmas. Salud.

[coaster]

Not sure if anyones seen it, but Doug Benson's got a youtube show called Getting Doug With High. Kind of like the old Norm McDonald show but they are obviously getting high. Decent way to kill the time. Watchin the Greg Proops episode. Not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV3TXN2IZ_Y

[Cynnie]

Thats pretty damn cool actually. I got a jacket and a miserably sad family hoping that the second biopsy doesnt bring bad news tomorrow morning. Everything in perspective.
Also, if that snowblower aint at least 18 inches, take it back. Merry Christmas. Salud.

Ooo..biopsy? You?

[Cynnie]

Not sure if anyones seen it, but Doug Benson's got a youtube show called Getting Doug With High. Kind of like the old Norm McDonald show but they are obviously getting high. Decent way to kill the time. Watchin the Greg Proops episode. Not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV3TXN2IZ_Y

Doug bensen has retard eyes ..i no likey

[coaster]

Ooo..biopsy? You?

family, but i didnt mean to kill the vibe of the thread. no worries. i should of just said i wish people could understand what these silly holidays are about.

Doug bensen has retard eyes ..i no likey

indeed. But some insightful things are said. And when they aren't, some stupid funny shit is said. I'm drunk though, so who knows.

[Cynnie]

family, but i didnt mean to kill the vibe of the thread. no worries. i should of just said i wish people could understand what these silly holidays are about. indeed. But some insightful things are said. And when they aren't, some stupid funny shit is said. I'm drunk though, so who knows.

Im high on 2 lbs of candy ..so eh , i feel ya

[b_dubb]

Thats pretty damn cool actually. I got a jacket and a miserably sad family hoping that the second biopsy doesnt bring bad news tomorrow morning. Everything in perspective.
Also, if that snowblower aint at least 18 inches, take it back. Merry Christmas. Salud.

We haven't forgotten about your situation. Till hoping and praying for you

[wr250]

Im high on 2 lbs of candy ..so eh , i feel ya

[Chine]

Brazilian female strippers are stalking me on Instagram!

[onan]

Brazilian female strippers are stalking me on Instagram!

nah, that's just me.

[jazmunda]

Brazilian female strippers are stalking me on Instagram!

What are you posting to attract their attention and when do we get to see them?

[Chine]

What are you posting to attract their attention and when do we get to see them?

I use instagram for my art. Yet, it's fun random stuff too. People who follow my art can watch progress of a painting before completion. I've noticed many artists using IG. It's actually lead new clients my way.

I paint dancers, showgirls, burlesque. Use hashtags (lol). She is harmless and loves the art but then she's sharing it with her Brazilian stripper friends and...haha

Jaz...hashtags! Ahaha

#art #pasties

[coaster]

I use instagram for my art. Yet, it's fun random stuff too. People who follow my art can watch progress of a painting before completion. I've noticed many artists using IG. It's actually lead new clients my way.

I paint dancers, showgirls, burlesque. Use hashtags (lol). She is harmless and loves the art but then she's sharing it with her Brazilian stripper friends and...haha

Jaz...hashtags! Ahaha

#art #pasties

Have you ever had art stolen? I have and Im not even your caliber so I imagine you have.
Have you all seen her art? throw her a brush. seriously. chine shines.

[aldousburbank]

Woke up this morning with the desire to finally create a facebook page, which shall never be updated, and which has only one message; EVERYBODY ON FACEBOOK SUCKS! I HATE YOU!

Whadya think?  Too subtle?

[b_dubb]

well don't forget to mention that facebook itself sucks and that zuckerberg is load guzzling hellspawn

[Yorkshire pud]

Woke up this morning with the desire to finally create a facebook page, which shall never be updated, and which has only one message; EVERYBODY ON FACEBOOK SUCKS! I HATE YOU!

Whadya think?  Too subtle?

But to avoid having to field anything, make sure you make it private to the nth degree, so it can be read but not replied to.

[BobGrau]

Woke up this morning with the desire to finally create a facebook page, which shall never be updated, and which has only one message; EVERYBODY ON FACEBOOK SUCKS! I HATE YOU!

Whadya think?  Too subtle?

Why do you hate waking up mornings desire creation pages messy ages everybody subtlety?

[wr250]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/17/the-top-10-googled-images-of-2013/photo/internet-cat-super-group-holiday-unveiling-event/
#1

[Yorkshire pud]

Why do you hate waking up mornings desire creation pages messy ages everybody subtlety?

You're a Scot and you can't relate to that? 

[coaster]

We haven't forgotten about your situation. Till hoping and praying for you

Got the results and they are not good. Adenocarcinoma. She has it in several different spots. Stomach, kidney, some gland, lungs, and it started in her colon.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Got the results and they are not good. Adenocarcinoma. She has it in several different spots. Stomach, kidney, some gland, lungs, and it started in her colon.

Don't know what to say coaster, except my thoughts are with you, your mom and family. It's so much harder when it's your mom.

[McPhallus]

Just saw Linda Moltin' Howl on some aliens-bigfoot thing.  I'm pretty sure that woman has had some "work done," i.e., plastic surgery, and not in a good way.  Yikes.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

for months i've been thinking about taking a long overdue winter backpacking return trip to the St. Francois Mountains in southeast Missouri. http://www.mostateparks.com/sites/default/files/trail_maps/baker_mudlick.pdf

[BobGrau]

Special : Lord of the Rings Script Read by Futurama Voice Actors

Zoidberg as Gollum.

[BobGrau]

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. Noory should replay it every friday.

"Archer" Stars H. Jon Benjamin and Aisha Tyler Discuss Diarrhea

[Yorkshire pud]

To give it a positive spin; they'll be cheaper to buy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm

[UnscreenedCaller]

To give it a positive spin; they'll be cheaper to buy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm

Oh dear. It's going to be difficult in future to talk to the Verizon tech rep 'Brian' without thinking about this.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh dear. It's going to be difficult in future to talk to the Verizon tech rep 'Brian' without thinking about this.

Reach back to your heritage and wear that (ready?) stiff upper lip. Be brave, be straight faced, be proud! 

[UnscreenedCaller]

Reach back to your heritage and wear that (ready?) stiff upper lip. Be brave, be straight faced, be proud! 

I shall do it for Queen and country. Erm, I mean for the Gipper. 

[Yorkshire pud]

I shall do it for Queen and country. Erm, I mean for the Gipper. 

He'd be so proud.