Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Treading Water]

[attach=1]


Yep, I've had a delightful day.  Missed the house and the cable wires. (as far as I can tell)
That spot was full of water a few weeks ago. 
Ahhhh, more joys of home ownership.   

[b_dubb]

re: Marty Stuart ... that man's mullet has its own zip code

[Camazotz Automat]

re: Marty Stuart ... that man's mullet has its own zip code

Marty Stuart: An American Werewolf in London Nashville

º º º

Tonight W S "Fluke" Holland was a guest on the Marty Stuart Show.  Fluke was Johnny Cash's drummer from start to finish.  He laid the original drums for Blue Suede Shoes.  Toured with Carl Perkins, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison, etc.

Names critical during the formation of rock and fucking roll.

That alone was worth watching the show, which is only thirty minutes long and is over before you can properly blink your eyes.

I had to bail later when The Mollie B Polka Party show came on. I have to say, Mollie is extremely easy on the eyes. I might be interested in Polka music.

Next week: interesting Jell-O recipes learned in my travels with the Elder Race.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

[attach=1]


Yep, I've had a delightful day.  Missed the house and the cable wires. (as far as I can tell)
That spot was full of water a few weeks ago. 
Ahhhh, more joys of home ownership.   

paint it bright pink. that part of the yard could use some pink...

[Camazotz Automat]

Yep, I've had a delightful day.  Missed the house and the cable wires. (as far as I can tell) That spot was full of water a few weeks ago. 
Ahhhh, more joys of home ownership.   

Pic forwarded to Agent : Orange.  I think I see a Bigfoot in there.

[area51drone]

Pic forwarded to Agent : Orange.  I think I see a Bigfoot in there.

Any bigfoot researcher worth his salt should be intimately familiar with this movie:

Not Your Typical Bigfoot Movie

[pate]

I totally played that on mute with my own Russian subtitles in my brain movie!

Simple Jack (2009) Full Extended Trailer - Official/High Quality

[Treading Water]

paint it bright pink. that part of the yard could use some pink...

Actually, if I do that and call it "art", I won't have to mow that section.  Hmmmmmm.     

[UnscreenedCaller]

[attach=1]


Yep, I've had a delightful day.  Missed the house and the cable wires. (as far as I can tell)
That spot was full of water a few weeks ago. 
Ahhhh, more joys of home ownership.   

Holy crap! I hope everyone's fine and everything else is OK. On a random note, that's a gorgeous, perfectly formed tree in the foreground.

[Tarbaby]

Reading about Paul McCartney's birthday this week reminded me of a comment a friend in London made after scoring a seat a couple of rows from him at one of the Olympic events.  He said Paul's face looks like a picture of a friendly owl tattooed on a scrotum. 

[attachimg=1]

this is a hell of a coincidence because I have Paul McCartney's face tattooed on MY scrotum. And I still have room for the rest of the Beatles' faces, as well as Linda and Yoko.

[Yorkshire pud]

I couldn't be arsed to find the proper thread...sue me.

[Yorkshire pud]

this is a hell of a coincidence because I have Paul McCartney's face tattooed on MY scrotum. And I still have room for the rest of the Beatles' faces, as well as Linda and Yoko.

Is that all?

I have the London Philharmonic orchestra and the Welsh Male voice choir on mine.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Is that all?

I have the London Philharmonic orchestra and the Welsh Male voice choir on mine.

Yes, it's amazing what they can accomplish with microprinting these days....

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes, it's amazing what they can accomplish with microprinting these days....

You're cruel and heartless sir...especially cruel. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

You're cruel and heartless sir...especially cruel. 

C'mon, I'm every bit as heartless as I am cruel.  Who's being mean, now?

[Yorkshire pud]

C'mon, I'm every bit as heartless as I am cruel.  Who's being mean, now?

Don't make me say it!!!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Don't make me say it!!!

Wouldn't dream of it. 

BTW, this has reminded me of an old joke.  A man and woman hooked up, and after they had undressed, she noticed his penis had the word "Short" tattooed on it.  She frowned and said, "Short?  Why on earth did you get a tattoo to proclaim that?"  He replied, "Just wait until you see the rest. It actually says, "Shorty McGillicuddy's Neighborhood Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee."

Say what?

[Yorkshire pud]

Wouldn't dream of it. 

BTW, this has reminded me of an old joke.  A man and woman hooked up, and after they had undressed, she noticed his penis had the word "Short" tattooed on it.  She frowned and said, "Short?  Why on earth did you get a tattoo to proclaim that?"  He replied, "Just wait until you see the rest. It actually says, "Shorty McGillicuddy's Neighborhood Bar and Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee."

Say what?

I heard a similar one many years ago about a white guy who shares a cell with a Jamaican. He notices his penis has 'Wendy' tattooed on it. He's dying to ask him why he's called Wendy, but doesn't want to offend. Then one day plucks up the courage and asks him...
"I'm not called Wendy man; It's says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day" .

I've forgotten now what I was going to say. 

[Catsmile]

I heard a similar one many years ago about a white guy who shares a cell with a Jamaican. He notices his penis has 'Wendy' tattooed on it. He's dying to ask him why he's called Wendy, but doesn't want to offend. Then one day plucks up the courage and asks him...
"I'm not called Wendy man; It's says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day" .

I've forgotten now what I was going to say. 

Thinking of a big black cock, derailed your train of thought, maybe?
QK is fapping over that ideation.   
Oh the LULZ

[Yorkshire pud]

Thinking of a big black cock, derailed your train of thought, maybe?
QK is fapping over that ideation.   
Oh the LULZ

You might think that, I can't possibly comment....


QK has yet to come up with some outrage in the world we don't approve of..I think he's a lightweight when it comes to atrocities and genocide. If only he'd get an American Spring march arranged, he can get all outraged for the world then.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I heard a similar one many years ago about a white guy who shares a cell with a Jamaican. He notices his penis has 'Wendy' tattooed on it. He's dying to ask him why he's called Wendy, but doesn't want to offend. Then one day plucks up the courage and asks him...
"I'm not called Wendy man; It's says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day" .

I've forgotten now what I was going to say. 

I recently read in Howard Kaylan's execrable memoir that Tom Jones called his "Wendell" back in the day and enjoyed displaying it to his delirious fans from the windows of buses and limos.

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/lTXmea7Dg2U

[ItsOver]

http://youtu.be/lTXmea7Dg2U

Casio doing mushrooms.  Again.  I guess if you do enough 'shrooms, anything will taste like bacon.

[bateman]

Casio doing mushrooms.  Again.  I guess if you do enough 'shrooms, anything will taste like bacon.

The entire channel is mesmerizing.

http://youtu.be/mbQVryqIPAU

Here: https://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA/videos

[ItsOver]

u
The entire channel is mesmerizing.

http://youtu.be/mbQVryqIPAU[/u
Here: [url=https://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA/videos]https://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA/videos

Hahaha, looks like a new "TV show" for Jorch's GUANO network.

[bateman]

Hahaha, looks like a new "TV show" for Jorch's GUANO network.

If that guy was on, I would happily pay for it.

[area51drone]

I'm going to rent some shitty section 8 apartment, fill it with filth and then film myself doing weird stuff.  Except, since I actually had a plan, I would make money.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm going to rent some shitty section 8 apartment, fill it with filth and then film myself doing weird stuff.  Except, since I actually had a plan, I would make money.

I might watch that if you offered free previews to non-members. 

[onan]

[Grov505th]

Never visit Kandahar AF in June....Its supposed to be 113 degrees on Friday.