Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

I'm not sure it was wise to consume ~1800 calories in about 15 minutes.

[wr250]

I'm not sure it was wise to consume ~1800 calories in about 15 minutes.

just for you :
The Sloppy Roethlisberger - Epic Meal Time

[bateman]

just for you :
The Sloppy Roethlisberger - Epic Meal Time

aaaaaand, I'm gonna puke.

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/qP2pj0r26QU

[area51drone]

Casio...

LOL

[MV/Liberace!]

So are you sink training her?

What kind of parent DOESN'T sink train?

Has she swung one in your nuts yet? They inevitably get the sweet spot that induces rolling on the floor bringing up your stomach linings. Or when she's a little taller, bringing her head up and hitting you straight in the bridge of the nose as you're bent over watching what she's doing. That causes further floor rolling and eye watering for days.

I've done a good job of protecting my nose thus far, but my nuts are essentially ground beef at this point. She apparently wants no siblings.

You take your goddamn adorable child elsewhere. I don't want to have to rethink my vasectomy plans.

I think you should reconsider the vasectomy and have at least one kid during your existence in this dimension. Spice of life type stuff.

[bigchucka]

They'd just attribute it to me being a fat tub of shit.

How fat of a tub is this?  You might think that video I posted earlier in 'People we miss' is pretty funny as well. Give it 3 or 4 min....

[BobGrau]

Has she swung one in your nuts yet?...

I initially read this as 'has she swung from one of your nuts yet?'

Yes, that's right, just one of them 

[BobGrau]

I don't give a shit about soccer personally, but this Andy Townsend bloke sounds a lot like Jorch.

GLC's unofficial world cup anthem THE ANDY TOWNSEND RAP

[Yorkshire pud]

I initially read this as 'has she swung from one of your nuts yet?'

Yes, that's right, just one of them 

This guy has the same problem with his kids...

[Yorkshire pud]

Has Noory covered this yet? Won't someone think of the elves other than Icelanders?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27907358

[b_dubb]

just for you :
The Sloppy Roethlisberger - Epic Meal Time

Whole families starve in Africa and some nitwits in America make a burger big enough to joke one of the ice giants in Game of Thrones.  No wonder they hate us

[wr250]

Whole families starve in Africa and some nitwits in America make a burger big enough to joke one of the ice giants in Game of Thrones.  No wonder they hate us

except they are from canada, not the us. i guess canada is still in north america, so "american" counts.

[b_dubb]

My bad. I couldn't stand watching that. But I'm sure somewhere there is an American cook looking to best that moose-sized burger.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Reading about Paul McCartney's birthday this week reminded me of a comment a friend in London made after scoring a seat a couple of rows from him at one of the Olympic events.  He said Paul's face looks like a picture of a friendly owl tattooed on a scrotum. 

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[Yorkshire pud]

Reading about Paul McCartney's birthday this week reminded me of a comment a friend in London made after scoring a seat a couple of rows from him at one of the Olympic events.  He said Paul's face looks like a picture of a friendly owl tattooed on a scrotum. 

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  Spot on!!

[Camazotz Automat]

Reading about Paul McCartney's birthday this week reminded me of a comment a friend in London made after scoring a seat a couple of rows from him at one of the Olympic events.  He said Paul's face looks like a picture of a friendly owl tattooed on a scrotum. 

And to think of all the painful plastic surgery Faul endured - only to achieve this.

The real Paul laughs from his grave.... no one was saved.
All the lonely sheeple...

(burp)

I see I've started a little early this weekend.

[eddie dean]

Reading about Paul McCartney's birthday this week reminded me of a comment a friend in London made after scoring a seat a couple of rows from him at one of the Olympic events.  He said Paul's face looks like a picture of a friendly owl tattooed on a scrotum. 

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Top right corner nomination!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

And to think of all the painful plastic surgery Faul endured - only to achieve this.

The real Paul laughs from his grave.... no one was saved.
All the lonely sheeple...

(burp)

I see I've started a little early this weekend.

A mind is a terrible thing to blow out in a car.

BTW, I have it on good authority that this is an authentic picture of Little Richard without his wig and makeup.

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[Agent : Orange]

http://youtu.be/7tMySMJtMws

[zeebo]

I wonder if Geico ad execs are so universally hated that they have to adopt alternate identities to hide their dark secret.

[pate]

I have some lard in my refrigerator, it was there before this article was published...  Ah, the circle of life...

http://www.businessinsider.com/lard-popular-again-2014-6

[UnscreenedCaller]

I have some lard in my refrigerator, it was there before this article was published...  Ah, the circle of life...

http://www.businessinsider.com/lard-popular-again-2014-6

I knew if I lived long enough lard would come back again. You can't make a really good piecrust or biscuits without it and all those chemical substitutes have to be worse for your health in the long run. Which, of course, doesn't mean that fried lard on a stick at the local state fair is a good idea, but I'll bet someone will do it.

[wr250]

I knew if I lived long enough lard would come back again. You can't make a really good piecrust or biscuits without it and all those chemical substitutes have to be worse for your health in the long run. Which, of course, doesn't mean that fried lard on a stick at the local state fair is a good idea, but I'll bet someone will do it.

kinda like real  butter is actually better for you than the margarine intended to replace it.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Reading about Paul McCartney's birthday this week reminded me of a comment a friend in London made after scoring a seat a couple of rows from him at one of the Olympic events.  He said Paul's face looks like a picture of a friendly owl tattooed on a scrotum. 

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That is a total photoshop mashup.
Looks like Paul + Angela Lansbury, which I hereby dub "Chitty Chitty McCartney"

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

That is a total photoshop mashup.
Looks like Paul + Angela Lansbury, which I hereby dub "Chitty Chitty McCartney"

Are you accusing me of trickery and deceit, suh?  I can assure you that if any flimflammery was involved, I had nothing to do with it. The image was plucked randomly from the interwebs.

[Agent : Orange]

[someguy]

Iraq Jumping Jacks Fail

[b_dubb]

Iraq Jumping Jacks Fail

Wait did we send 300 COMEDY advisors?  Or COMBAT advisors? 

[Camazotz Automat]

Can anyone recommend a blog service with which they are happy? Or even ones to avoid?

I don't know my Wordpress from my bratwurst.

Thanks.

I shall now take leave to watch The Marty Stuart Show with some quite elderly associates. It's actually a damn good show. A well oiled cotton-picking blue grass machine (featuring iconic guests of the genre) ... a relaxing break from DANZIG in my veins.

Marty Stuart - the Blackie Lawless of country music.

Recommended.

I'm sure I will eat a lot, too.