Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bigchucka]

I of course think that to be absolutely adorable. Welcome to Carl's Jr. Hardee's!

Fixed for my region.  I ought to get bored and find out why that is... doesn't make sense to try for name recognition but have two different names used...

I did a competition one night to find what was better.  Hardee's Monster Thickburger beat Wendy's Baconator.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I love Carl's Jr.  This is why.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/42f851cdad/idiocracy-carls-jr

[Marc.Knight]

Wow.  None of the BellGab original posters are here.     Bunch a nubies.  Yes, nubies.

[onan]

Wow.  None of the BellGab original posters are here.     Bunch a nubies.  Yes, nubies.

Yeah, you let us into the developement and now the lawns don't get mowed.

[Marc.Knight]

Yeah, you let us into the developement and now the lawns don't get mowed.

That's right.  They're filled with petrified dog poop.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

That's right.  They're filled with petrified dog poop.

That's not dog poop.  We newbies believe in raising free-range children.  We only confine them to their cages when we catch them setting fires in the house, strangling the puppies, or stealing our beer.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Not for me. I'm still getting mildly homoerotic suggestions:

I got this one:

[onan]

That's right.  They're filled with petrified dog poop.

I would mow the lawn, but I need the gas money for beer. And that dog poop was there before I moved in.

[bateman]

Will someone PLEASE beat this kid's ass already?

http://www.tmz.com/2014/06/04/justin-bieber-singing-one-less-lonely-n-word-video-girl/

[bateman]

http://time.com/2823238/vladimir-putin-hillary-clinton/

[jazmunda]

Will someone PLEASE beat this kid's ass in already?

http://www.tmz.com/2014/06/04/justin-bieber-singing-one-less-lonely-n-word-video-girl/

Fixed.

Why doesn't it surprise me that you want to break in his ass?

[eddie dean]

good prank:
Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise: http://youtu.be/VlOxlSOr3_M

[zeebo]

Hey 300 pages of random stupid things.  I wonder if they're actually the dark matter that makes up half the universe.

[bateman]

Fixed.

Why doesn't it surprise me that you want to break in his ass?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

[bigchucka]

Statistically, only Art (and his ability to tell broadcasting corporations to go fuck themselves) and George waking up ready to fucking suck some more... -based threads beat this one...

[jazmunda]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

Now you're psychologically projecting. Now I'm confused. Fuck Justine Beiber.

http://youtu.be/nw6M4XF8ZJw

[b_dubb]

#BeiberPrisonRape2014

"His bung hang like sleeve of wizard" - Borat

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/96n15NpTw-g

[bigchucka]

Had to look up another song.  Remembered this one.  Site appropriate because it has aliens in it.

http://youtu.be/L-iepu3EtyE

[Birdie]

On our rinky-dink local news, I just saw another story that makes me glad we decided to not have kids. Some local middle schooler took a pic of his junk and sent it to his friends. They texted the photo around and someone told a teacher. The kid who took the photo and a couple of his buddies are being formally charged with possessing and distributing child pornography, even though they are all only 12ish years old. They will likely have to register as a sex offenders, according to the news. My thoughts on this:

1. Why do middle schoolers have phones in school? We all somehow survived to adulthood without cellphones. I imagine they are a huge distraction and problem for all the teachers out there.

2. Why condemn this kid for life with a sex offender status over one stupid decision? Kid's brains at that age are not developed enough to understand the long term consequences of their actions. It was a stupid thing, kids do stupid things, especially 12 year old boys. It is part of growing up.

3. If any photo of any private parts of any minor is illegal, wouldn't that make the ubiquitous 'little Johnny taking a bath' pics child porn? How can a kid be charged with possessing child porn if the photo is of himself? He legally cannot have a pic of his own penis if he wants?

4. When will mooning be considered aggravated sexual assault? Or is it already?

5. Why is the naked human body so taboo in the US? We all have one. It's a dick. Big freakin' deal.

I certainly don't think kids should be passing photos like this, no matter the situation. The kids involved need to be disciplined. Again, like so many other recent incidents, it seems there has to be a better way to handle the situation than calling the police and filing charges- especially charges that carry serious, lifelong consequences. Good luck getting into college or passing a background check, kid. Your school is really giving you a leg up on life.

[PB the Deplorable]

Because most of us don't read every thread, I'm re-posting this jewel from one of them

... it has mostly came across as though I've stumbled into some form of online frat house, where there is already a little club of characters involved in a constant squabble with one another which constantly takes over from any topic at hand...

[Catsmile]

But...but... Think of the children!
THE CHILDREN!
For crying out loud, save the children!
We must have zero tolerance, despite common sense!
Even if it just saves one child!  :

[bigchucka]

Because most of us don't read every thread, I'm re-posting this jewel from one of them

... it has mostly came across as though I've stumbled into some form of online frat house, where there is already a little club of characters involved in a constant squabble with one another which constantly takes over from any topic at hand...

You have directions to the Hotel Coral Essex?

[jazmunda]

You have directions to the Hotel Coral Essex?

#1 was a fantastic movie. #2 not so much but has it's merits.

You better check your neon lights are working correctly.

[zeebo]

Hey Jaz we wanna play the Noory Drinking Game, over on the GNS thread, to play along with the big Noory birthday party show tonite.  Weren't you working on that?

[jazmunda]

Hey Jaz we wanna play the Noory Drinking Game, over on the GNS thread, to play along with the big Noory birthday party show tonite.  Weren't you working on that?

I was working on an Art Bell drinking game incorporating things that Art would always bring up during his shows like his UFO sighting, his OBE, his precognitive experience etc. With Noory you just have to drink every time he flubs a word. You will probably be wasted by the first break.

[b_dubb]

The mangled corpse of late night radio in a big black casket

For Noory's bday

[Kelt]

http://youtu.be/gz-TUzjSXOw

[paladin1991]

This is just too weird.


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SEE!  I knew JSex would be back.

[paladin1991]

  Hardee's Monster Thickburger beat Wendy's Baconator.

Sounds like a porno I tried out for.  And I'm not telling for which role.