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Quote from: Paper*Boy on January 25, 2015, 07:38:51 PM
Just about anywhere north of the San Francisco Bay Area, up to and beyond the Canadian border.

Well that's just great. Now everybody knows. Reported.


I'd stay away from NYC if I were you b_dubb. For one thing, our weather people go a little over the top every time a snowstorm is on its way. Case in point:'



eddie dean

Quote from: b_dubb on January 25, 2015, 01:34:13 PM
I'm thinking of relocating. Ideas?

There are some great towns in Northern Az (Flagstaff, Payson) with mild-ish winters and reasonable temps in the summer.

analog kid

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 25, 2015, 08:02:19 PM
I'd stay away from NYC if I were you b_dubb. For one thing, our weather people go a little over the top every time a snowstorm is on its way. Case in point:'

East coast then?






Heather Wade

Quote from: jazmunda on January 26, 2015, 05:08:04 PM
They should come with a free defibrillator.


And a coupon for the impending heart bypass surgery.

wr250

Quote from: bateman on January 26, 2015, 05:04:38 PM
Dear baby Jesus, no.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/26/kfc-double-down-dog_n_6547524.html

The Double Kill - Epic Meal Time
Hey Colonel! Thanks for the idea of a fried chicken exterior for our sandwich, but I think we'll add more bacon, more cheese and more everything
The Double Kill - Epic Meal Time

bateman

Quote from: jazmunda on January 26, 2015, 05:08:04 PM
They should come with a free defibrillator.

Is that better or worse than this?

http://youtu.be/dIRy-pnqAew

Actually.. better. This is an abomination.

albrecht

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 25, 2015, 08:02:19 PM
I'd stay away from NYC if I were you b_dubb. For one thing, our weather people go a little over the top every time a snowstorm is on its way. Case in point:'



another Monster Lizard coming!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wML2V6crNc0

b_dubb

i didn't need to know anything that disgusting existed. KFC kitchens must be run by Dr Mengele's great grandson.

Quote from: b_dubb on January 25, 2015, 01:34:13 PM
I'm thinking of relocating. Ideas?

Stay where you're at... We'll come where your to.

It'll be almost like relocating, but you'll get the benefit of a hundred dysfunctional conspiracy-believing semi-stalkers hanging around waiting for snacks and beer!



Eddie Coyle


     The Patriots getting heat and blanket media coverage for deflating footballs whilst their quondam tight end/accused triple murderer goes on trial in Fall River, MA virtually unnoticed outside of Boston/vicinity.

     Unreal.



     

Quote from: bateman on January 26, 2015, 09:00:54 PM
More from this afternoon in NYC: http://imgur.com/a/jHZiL#0

It looks beautiful, and look at all the people coming together.  I vote for more blizzards in New York.

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on January 26, 2015, 09:49:48 PM
     The Patriots getting heat and blanket media coverage for deflating footballs whilst their quondam tight end/accused triple murderer goes on trial in Fall River, MA virtually unnoticed outside of Boston/vicinity.

     Unreal.



   

The blanket Patriots media coverage will change when fuck tape star Kim Kardashian sneezes out of her vagina.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on January 26, 2015, 10:24:20 PM
The blanket Patriots media coverage will change when fuck tape star Kim Kardashian sneezes out of her vagina.

     Especially since an NFL player is likely to come flying out with that sneeze/queef.

Quote from: bateman on January 26, 2015, 09:00:54 PM
More from this afternoon in NYC: http://imgur.com/a/jHZiL#0


I wish all our Northeastern brothers and sisters Godspeed getting through this blizzard. Please be cautious and stay safe AND warm.

Rest assured, your southern brothers and sisters are hunkering down, as well. Why, this very afternoon, I was compelled to don a light sweater while enjoying my evening libation on the deck, overlooking the ocean.


In all seriousness, you all are in our thoughts and prayers.

zeebo

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on January 26, 2015, 09:49:48 PM
     The Patriots getting heat and blanket media coverage for deflating footballs ...

The evening news actually said they'd found "a person of interest" in the case.  Like it's some friggin capital crime they're investigating.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: zeebo on January 27, 2015, 12:38:27 AM
The evening news actually said they'd found "a person of interest" in the case.  Like it's some friggin capital crime they're investigating.

  The captives of cliche that J-schools churn out these days. And PR departments for law enforcement. "Person of interest" is mindless cant, anyways. Is that a suspect or witness? Conspirator?

b_dubb

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on January 26, 2015, 10:26:12 PM
     Especially since an NFL player is likely to come flying out with that sneeze/queef.
LOL'ed hard at this. Many thanks.

Quote from: bateman on January 26, 2015, 09:00:54 PM
More from this afternoon in NYC: http://imgur.com/a/jHZiL#0


Really, what's better in a blizzard than a hot order of moo shu pork? Poor bugger.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on January 27, 2015, 12:23:21 AM

I wish all our Northeastern brothers and sisters Godspeed getting through this blizzard. Please be cautious and stay safe AND warm.

Rest assured, your southern brothers and sisters are hunkering down, as well. Why, this very afternoon, I was compelled to don a light sweater while enjoying my evening libation on the deck, overlooking the ocean.


In all seriousness, you all are in our thoughts and prayers.


NYC's ok with about a foot or less of snow,  but Massachusetts is getting hammered. Eddie Coyle, be safe.

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 27, 2015, 10:18:17 AM
Massachusetts is getting hammered.

The entire state is getting drunk?  That's some snowstorm.

wr250

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 27, 2015, 10:22:13 AM
The entire state is getting drunk?  That's some snowstorm.
eddie coyle is distributing his astoundingly giant stash of booze to help keep people warm.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: b_dubb on January 27, 2015, 06:14:13 AM
LOL'ed hard at this. Many thanks.

     I'm working on an oil painting of that image. Will send!

 
Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 27, 2015, 10:18:17 AM

NYC's ok with about a foot or less of snow,  but Massachusetts is getting hammered. Eddie Coyle, be safe.


      Thanks, just finished shoveling the roof(for the second time in 10 hours) we had about 2+ feet easy up there with the drifts. I live about 600 feet from Boston Harbor and I haven't seen the water since yesterday afternoon. Terrible visibility and according to reports we have 7-8 more hours to go. Yay.

       The deep(er) freeze beginning Friday should be neat.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: wr250 on January 27, 2015, 10:28:01 AM
eddie coyle is distributing his astoundingly giant stash of booze to help keep people warm.


      Spent roughly 250 bucks at the liquor store the last two days. Two trips. Hoping it lasts through Thursday. Or tonight.

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