Coronavirus 2020

[Jackstar]

Pretty cool

Not as cool as your girlfriend looks in that new jacket she picked up recently, honestly. It's just about the coolest jacket ever. Maybe third coolest.

Have to see if it holds up to further testing.

I just saw the newsflash today--turns out there's evidence that patients with a history of regular flu shots are much more susceptible to "infection." So now that someone else has broken embargo, I can freely shitpost about it--that's not policy, that's regulation.

So... when you say "Have to see," I don't really understand what those words mean when you use them that way. I really don't. Also, are you aware that the (CLASSIFIED) was neutralized with (CLASSIFIED) awhile back? Or are you honestly sitting here with your bald-face hanging out, acting like you're concerned about... the common cold virus? Because, surprise, that's what's being tested for.

Change my mind. I'll even allow it! I'll double-dog allow it! Wait, where are you going? All the plants are going to die!

[Jackstar]

Ooooooo.  Thank  you!  I  feel so privileged by your display of privilege in 'splaining to me.

I'm not explaining, I'm grading. And you're not privileged, you're adored. Unless... hey, wait, are you still the same guy with the stellar driving record and tasteful discernment in your desire for erotic materials? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not paranoid, but I'm really not certain you're the same guy. In either case... you've got some 'splaining to do yourself. Or, you know, don't. Just leave it a mystery! I will allow it.

Nevertheless, your request for a delay to fulfill your requisition is denied. C'mon, it couldn't be that hard, could it? Unless... hey, you don't think that you're gonna think that I'm gonna think that your fronted opinion is valid, do you? Because that would be... patently absurd.

Patently. Anyway, give me a call sometime, Bro--I can read you in, I got permissions. I asked for you for special! I will place you highest in rank amongst the Punyling Army that is now being recruited for Our pleasure. Because you deserve it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Stroke-Chan going down!

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1282548049395494913

[Kidnostad3]

I'm not explaining, I'm grading. And you're not privileged, you're adored. Unless... hey, wait, are you still the same guy with the stellar driving record and tasteful discernment in your desire for erotic materials? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not paranoid, but I'm really not certain you're the same guy. In either case... you've got some 'splaining to do yourself. Or, you know, don't. Just leave it a mystery! I will allow it.

Nevertheless, your request for a delay to fulfill your requisition is denied. C'mon, it couldn't be that hard, could it? Unless... hey, you don't think that you're gonna think that I'm gonna think that your fronted opinion is valid, do you? Because that would be... patently absurd.

Patently. Anyway, give me a call sometime, Bro--I can read you in, I got permissions. I asked for you for special! I will place you highest in rank amongst the Punyling Army that is now being recruited for Our pleasure. Because you deserve it.

Damn!  Is it possible that an on-line relationship can get this complicated?  You need to set up some Zoom sessions with a counselor specializing cyber psychosis. 

[Jackstar]

Damn!  Is it possible that an on-line relationship can get this complicated? 

This isn't complicated. This is layered.

You need to set up some Zoom sessions with a counselor specializing cyber psychosis.

I insist on face-to-face psychological counseling because I am terrified of electronic surveillance and tracking. I've got a spot reserved in a long-talk therapy support circle sometime in 2027. This suits the Maestro.

[Walks_At_Night]

Now we are back to Asymptomatic Transmission being a B.F.D.


https://twitter.com/AliNouriPhD/status/1282506814756663296

[ItsOver]

Now we are back to Asymptomatic Transmission being a B.F.D.


https://twitter.com/AliNouriPhD/status/1282506814756663296

Yeah, but what does Dr. Noory say?

[GravitySucks]

Yeah, but what does Dr. Noory say?

1. Eat eggs
2. Lather up with turmeric
3. Noorybeets.com

[Juan]

Don’t forget the tonic water.

[ItsOver]

1. Eat eggs
2. Lather up with turmeric
3. Noorybeets.com

Tangerine power!

[aldousburbank]

This just in:
We’re all going to die.
Have a good day.

[ItsOver]

This just in:
We’re all going to die.
Have a good day.

Just as long as my local broadcasting stations are there for me, and we're all in this together, in these unprecedented times, I'm down with it.  Group hug.  Oh, and black lives matter.

[Taaroa]

Melbourne new case levels went from near zero a week or two ago to ~300per day yesterday, so the entire city (~5mil people) has gone back into lockdown and the state borders have been forcibly closed. Now you've got people in other states acting a bit smug over the current shitshow in Victoria, as though they themselves weren't guilty of earlier fuckups and potentially future ones.

https://twitter.com/ChrisReason7/status/1281463305513480192

National solidarity going strong.

'Kick a Vic' mentality gets short shrift from ex-premiers
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/kick-a-vic-mentality-gets-short-shrift-from-ex-premiers-20200713-p55bjp.html

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://twitter.com/elegra_jay/status/1281979514428563463/photo/1

[Jackstar]

This just in:
We’re all going to die.
Have a good day.

The sniper strikes fear into the heart of a target yet again.

[ItsOver]

https://twitter.com/elegra_jay/status/1281979514428563463/photo/1

https://www.healthleadersmedia.com/covid-19/internal-hhs-investigation-finds-cdcs-early-test-kits-were-contaminated

Let's just call it "contamination."

[albrecht]

Congestion, runny nose, nausea and diarrhea are the four most recent COVID-19 symptoms that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention added.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

[ItsOver]

Congestion, runny nose, nausea and diarrhea are the four most recent COVID-19 symptoms that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention added.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

So having hay fever while reading BellGab posts, after eating Taco Bell, is really Corona Chan.  Who knew.

[Walks_At_Night]

So having hay fever while reading BellGab posts, after eating Taco Bell, is really Corona Chan.  Who knew.

Dr. Eric Fiegl-Ding knew all along.

[Walks_At_Night]

Another reasonable resource for information out of China has been disappeared.   No more Blue   


https://twitter.com/blue500000

[albrecht]

Another reasonable resource for information out of China has been disappeared.   No more Blue   


https://twitter.com/blue500000

We'll also miss Blue, he was my boy.

[albrecht]

So having hay fever while reading BellGab posts, after eating Taco Bell, is really Corona Chan.  Who knew.

That situation is likely far more dangerous than the Corona-Chan.

[ItsOver]

We'll also miss Blue, he was my boy.

Ah, yes.  Let's hope he just got lost somewhere in The High Chaparral.

[ItsOver]

Dr. Eric Fiegl-Ding knew all along.

Doc Ding-Dong knows all.  Just ask him.

[Walks_At_Night]

Doc Ding-Dong knows all.  Just ask him.

Seems like he is wrestling with the mysterious cause of the 250% rise in Corona-Chan cases among the young in Virginia. 

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1283108681274589185

[albrecht]

Assuming she has not already passed and this is just the winding-down story to complete the narrative. 

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/14/supreme-court-justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-hospitalized-for-possible-infection.html 

Giving antibiotics so, I guess, not Corona-Chan?

[pate]

Congestion, runny nose, nausea and diarrhea are the four most recent COVID-19 symptoms that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention added.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

Has anyone cross-referenced these symptoms in an epidemiologic study of people that frequent "SewerGab" & those that test positive for COVID-19.5?

I am sure the answer is in the data somewhere...

-p

[Jackstar]

I am sure the answer is in the data somewhere...

A Hicks wiped it out. Lil' fighter!!!

-p

The letter that comes after you is a real winner. Of data. In Minecraft.

[Jackstar]

Giving antibiotics so, I guess, not Corona-Chan?

When lich battles lich, the first casualties are the truth.

[Jackstar]

Countless labs say they’ve had 100% positive test results. That means every single person who was tested came back positive, an almost impossible anomaly.




Anyway, if you fash-tards can ever take your noses out of each other's butts and listen to what is really going on, I can't wait to tell you how this bioweapon works. It's pretty alarming if one is its target.

Literally no escape for them. Isn't that a sad story? Brings a tear to my eye, honestly.