Coronavirus 2020

[ItsOver]

Good God, is their no limit to their villainy.  First they create the need for screening passengers at all airports, seaports, etc. by knocking down some buildings with airplanes and then they infect the work force created to do the necessary screening with a highly contagious and deadly disease so as to widen and accelerate its spread.  The plan is as diabolical as it is clever.   And to think, its all to prevent Major League Baseball from taking the field this season.  Does Andrew Faucci know about this?

The Mask Liar?  The bastard would have tried to de-mask The Lone Ranger in March.  To heck with the MLB.  How are we going to survive without college football?  Yet, Dave Noorie trudges on.  Oh, the humanity!

Dave Noorie.  The last man stooge on Earth.

[Gd5150]

It’s just a mask.
It’s just six feet.
It’s just two weeks to flatten the
curve.
It’s just non-essential
businesses.
It’s just non-essential workers.
It’s just a bar.
It’s just a restaurant.
It’s just to keep from
overwhelming the hospitals.
It’s just until the cases go down.
It’s just to flatten the curve.
It’s just a few inmates.
It’s just to keep others from
     being scared.
It’s just for a few more weeks.
It’s just church. You could still
     pray.
It’s just until we get a vaccine.
It’s just a bracelet.
It’s just an app.
It’s just for tracing.
It’s just to let people know
you’re safe to be around.
It’s just to let others know who
you’ve been in contact with.
It’s just a few more months.
It’s just some more inmates.
It’s just a video.
It’s just a post.
It’s just an email account.
It’s just for protecting others
from hate speech.
It’s just for protecting others
from hurt feelings.
It’s just a large gathering but for
protests.
It’s just a /few/ violent protests.
It’s just a little micro chip.
It’s just a blood test.
It’s just a test.
It’s just a scan.
It's just to store a vaccination
certificate.
It’s just for medical information.
It’s just like a credit card.
It’s just a few places that don’t
take cash.
It’s just so you can travel.
It’s just so you can get your
driver’s license.
It's just mail-in voting.
It’s just so you can vote.
It’s just a statue.
It’s just a monument.
It’s just a building.
It's just stuff.
It's just /some/ guns.
It’s just a lyric.
It’s just a song.
It’s just a few words.
It’s just a piece of paper.
It’s just a book.
It’s just a movie.
It’s just a TV show.
It’s just a cartoon character.
It’s just a piece of cloth.
It’s just a flag.
It’s just a dog at a protest.
It’s just a clump of cells.
It’s just a fetus.
It's just a few more years.
It’s just a religion.
It’s just a holiday.
It's just a /few more/ guns.
It's just the police.
It's just the military.

It's just your freedoms....gone forever.

"IT'S JUST" the way they
planned it.

IT'S JUST 2% of the
impassioned that can change the course of the 98% apathetic.

It's not like we don't see it
coming.

WE are the majority, no matter
how the media portrays it.

[Kidnostad3]

It’s just a mask.
It’s just six feet.
It’s just two weeks to flatten the
curve.
It’s just non-essential
businesses.
It’s just non-essential workers.
It’s just a bar.
It’s just a restaurant.
It’s just to keep from
overwhelming the hospitals.
It’s just until the cases go down.
It’s just to flatten the curve.
It’s just a few inmates.
It’s just to keep others from
     being scared.
It’s just for a few more weeks.
It’s just church. You could still
     pray.
It’s just until we get a vaccine.
It’s just a bracelet.
It’s just an app.
It’s just for tracing.
It’s just to let people know
you’re safe to be around.
It’s just to let others know who
you’ve been in contact with.
It’s just a few more months.
It’s just some more inmates.
It’s just a video.
It’s just a post.
It’s just an email account.
It’s just for protecting others
from hate speech.
It’s just for protecting others
from hurt feelings.
It’s just a large gathering but for
protests.
It’s just a /few/ violent protests.
It’s just a little micro chip.
It’s just a blood test.
It’s just a test.
It’s just a scan.
It's just to store a vaccination
certificate.
It’s just for medical information.
It’s just like a credit card.
It’s just a few places that don’t
take cash.
It’s just so you can travel.
It’s just so you can get your
driver’s license.
It's just mail-in voting.
It’s just so you can vote.
It’s just a statue.
It’s just a monument.
It’s just a building.
It's just stuff.
It's just /some/ guns.
It’s just a lyric.
It’s just a song.
It’s just a few words.
It’s just a piece of paper.
It’s just a book.
It’s just a movie.
It’s just a TV show.
It’s just a cartoon character.
It’s just a piece of cloth.
It’s just a flag.
It’s just a dog at a protest.
It’s just a clump of cells.
It’s just a fetus.
It's just a few more years.
It’s just a religion.
It’s just a holiday.
It's just a /few more/ guns.
It's just the police.
It's just the military.

It's just your freedoms....gone forever.

"IT'S JUST" the way they
planned it.

IT'S JUST 2% of the
impassioned that can change the course of the 98% apathetic.

It's not like we don't see it
coming.

WE are the majority, no matter
how the media portrays it.

[Kidnostad3]

It’s just a mask.
It’s just six feet.
It’s just two weeks to flatten the
curve.
It’s just non-essential
businesses.
It’s just non-essential workers.
It’s just a bar.
It’s just a restaurant.
It’s just to keep from
overwhelming the hospitals.
It’s just until the cases go down.
It’s just to flatten the curve.
It’s just a few inmates.
It’s just to keep others from
     being scared.
It’s just for a few more weeks.
It’s just church. You could still
     pray.
It’s just until we get a vaccine.
It’s just a bracelet.
It’s just an app.
It’s just for tracing.
It’s just to let people know
you’re safe to be around.
It’s just to let others know who
you’ve been in contact with.
It’s just a few more months.
It’s just some more inmates.
It’s just a video.
It’s just a post.
It’s just an email account.
It’s just for protecting others
from hate speech.
It’s just for protecting others
from hurt feelings.
It’s just a large gathering but for
protests.
It’s just a /few/ violent protests.
It’s just a little micro chip.
It’s just a blood test.
It’s just a test.
It’s just a scan.
It's just to store a vaccination
certificate.
It’s just for medical information.
It’s just like a credit card.
It’s just a few places that don’t
take cash.
It’s just so you can travel.
It’s just so you can get your
driver’s license.
It's just mail-in voting.
It’s just so you can vote.
It’s just a statue.
It’s just a monument.
It’s just a building.
It's just stuff.
It's just /some/ guns.
It’s just a lyric.
It’s just a song.
It’s just a few words.
It’s just a piece of paper.
It’s just a book.
It’s just a movie.
It’s just a TV show.
It’s just a cartoon character.
It’s just a piece of cloth.
It’s just a flag.
It’s just a dog at a protest.
It’s just a clump of cells.
It’s just a fetus.
It's just a few more years.
It’s just a religion.
It’s just a holiday.
It's just a /few more/ guns.
It's just the police.
It's just the military.

It's just your freedoms....gone forever.

"IT'S JUST" the way they
planned it.

IT'S JUST 2% of the
impassioned that can change the course of the 98% apathetic.

It's not like we don't see it
coming.

WE are the majority, no matter
how the media portrays it.

[pate]

I am curious to find out how this Corona virus has brought down the number of Space Alien Abductions (it would also be interesting to know what effect it has had on Illegal Alien Abductions, I digress).

Even though it is clearly a 5G activated bioweapon derived from a virus found on a meteorite sent to the Himalayas by the Ayys by the Chinese and tinkered with the bring out the 5G activation capabilities, the Space Ayys aren't necessarily immune to it.  It is apparently transmissible via anus/anally?  Are the Ayys just not probing, but still conducting the abductions?  Does anyone know how to get in contact with the "Strieb?"

Bigfoot has apparently, headed deeper into the hills, Sasquatch sightings are down (or I am led to believe they are).

I wonder if this is all part of God Emperor Trump's plan to defeat the Space Nazis with the newly formed Space Force?

So many questions, and the answers seem to change on a daily basis.  I am Nautical Shore.

-p

[albrecht]

I am curious to find out how this Corona virus has brought down the number of Space Alien Abductions (it would also be interesting to know what effect it has had on Illegal Alien Abductions, I digress).

Even though it is clearly a 5G activated bioweapon derived from a virus found on a meteorite sent to the Himalayas by the Ayys by the Chinese and tinkered with the bring out the 5G activation capabilities, the Space Ayys aren't necessarily immune to it.  It is apparently transmissible via anus/anally?  Are the Ayys just not probing, but still conducting the abductions?  Does anyone know how to get in contact with the "Strieb?"

Bigfoot has apparently, headed deeper into the hills, Sasquatch sightings are down (or I am led to believe they are).

I wonder if this is all part of God Emperor Trump's plan to defeat the Space Nazis with the newly formed Space Force?

So many questions, and the answers seem to change on a daily basis.  I am Nautical Shore.

-p

With regard to the latter question. Illegal immigration up 40%. No correlation with surge in Corona-Chan in places like Arizona, LA, South Texas- of course. Just as the riots, marches, and mass kneelings for the Gentle Giant did not contribute to Corona-Chan spikes in certain countries and demographics. 

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jul/9/illegal-immigration-southern-border-surged-40-june/

[Asuka Langley]

KARAN'S RISE UP!

https://twitter.com/Mrtdogg/status/1281577381644435457

[Dr. MD MD]

KARAN'S RISE UP!

https://twitter.com/Mrtdogg/status/1281577381644435457

These people don’t seem to realize just how horrible they are and how badly they need to be gassed.

It’s ironic how smartphones have turned so many into dummies.

[Morgus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFD5sQjIyGg&t=7s

[ItsOver]

I am curious to find out how this Corona virus has brought down the number of Space Alien Abductions (it would also be interesting to know what effect it has had on Illegal Alien Abductions, I digress).

Even though it is clearly a 5G activated bioweapon derived from a virus found on a meteorite sent to the Himalayas by the Ayys by the Chinese and tinkered with the bring out the 5G activation capabilities, the Space Ayys aren't necessarily immune to it.  It is apparently transmissible via anus/anally?  Are the Ayys just not probing, but still conducting the abductions?  Does anyone know how to get in contact with the "Strieb?"

Bigfoot has apparently, headed deeper into the hills, Sasquatch sightings are down (or I am led to believe they are).

I wonder if this is all part of God Emperor Trump's plan to defeat the Space Nazis with the newly formed Space Force?

So many questions, and the answers seem to change on a daily basis.  I am Nautical Shore.

-p

I thought you were busy putting the moves on Roswells.  Or does Corona Chan look more preferable now?

[pate]

I thought you were busy putting the moves on Roswells.  Or does Corona Chan look more preferable now?

At the bar the other day we were talking about of all things Corona Virus (I know right?), comments were made about the nonsensical ever-changing rules, confirmed cases vs number of deaths, my theory that if you dip a bullet in "Corona Serum" and shoot someone five times in the back of the head that it will be a Corona related death, that apparently the suicide rate is up 700%, KCMO murder by death rate exceeds Corona deaths &c...

Got me to thinking today, I recall the Bigfoot Researchers saying that Squatch "knows" and is keeping extreme social distance (fewer sightings) I was wondering if there is any data "out there" about Alien Abductions?  The virus, as "they" told us a few months ago is "anally transmissible" and them dang Space Aliens do love to probe Bubba up the butt...  Seemed to me that the data, if available, will surely show a 19.5% decline in Alien Abductions since the beginning of the pandemic.

Corona Virus is still quite suspicious in my book, more hype than reality.  The Roz question is still up in the air as far as I can tell, I think it is trending towards the negatory?  Who knows, it did take my sweet cookie several months to see my Valentine's Day message.  So maybe there is hope?  Nautical Shore, I am certain that it will be fun whatever the outcome/direction, she is a good sport I think.  In the meanthyme, life must go on.

So check this out; in Kansas City now by mayoral fiat you MUST wear a mask to enter a drinking establishment but once served it is okay to remove the mask.  Also apparently, a mask MUST be worn if you go the the restroom or otherwise move around.  You may still smoke outside if without a mask on, but otherwise...  It all makes complete sense if you think about it really, really, really hard...

-p

[ItsOver]

At the bar the other day we were talking about of all things Corona Virus (I know right?), comments were made about the nonsensical ever-changing rules, confirmed cases vs number of deaths, my theory that if you dip a bullet in "Corona Serum" and shoot someone five times in the back of the head that it will be a Corona related death, that apparently the suicide rate is up 700%, KCMO murder by death rate exceeds Corona deaths &c...

Got me to thinking today, I recall the Bigfoot Researchers saying that Squatch "knows" and is keeping extreme social distance (fewer sightings) I was wondering if there is any data "out there" about Alien Abductions?  The virus, as "they" told us a few months ago is "anally transmissible" and them dang Space Aliens do love to probe Bubba up the butt...  Seemed to me that the data, if available, will surely show a 19.5% decline in Alien Abductions since the beginning of the pandemic.

Corona Virus is still quite suspicious in my book, more hype than reality.  The Roz question is still up in the air as far as I can tell, I think it is trending towards the negatory?  Who knows, it did take my sweet cookie several months to see my Valentine's Day message.  So maybe there is hope?  Nautical Shore, I am certain that it will be fun whatever the outcome/direction, she is a good sport I think.  In the meanthyme, life must go on.

So check this out; in Kansas City now by mayoral fiat you MUST wear a mask to enter a drinking establishment but once served it is okay to remove the mask.  Also apparently, a mask MUST be worn if you go the the restroom or otherwise move around.  You may still smoke outside if without a mask on, but otherwise...  It all makes complete sense if you think about it really, really, really hard...

-p

I'd recommend just using a straw when you're drinking.  That way you can just keep your mask on at all times to really keep all the Karens happy.  Just slip that baby right under.  It could make doing shots interesting.

And if Ros doesn't work out, there's alway JoJo.  Who doesn't need one more reason for drinking heavily?

[pate]

I'd recommend just using a straw when you're drinking.  That way you can just keep your mask on at all times to really keep all the Karens happy.  Just slip that baby right under.  It could make doing shots interesting.

And if Ros doesn't work out, there's alway JoJo.  Who doesn't need one more reason for drinking heavily?

I find I don't need "reasons" to drink heavily, more like an excuse...  CoronaV is a great one, so tired of this shiet.

[K_Dubb]

KARAN'S RISE UP!

https://twitter.com/Mrtdogg/status/1281577381644435457

Straight outta Tulsa.

[paladin1991]

It’s just a mask.
It’s just six feet.
It’s just two weeks to flatten the
curve.
It’s just non-essential
businesses.
It’s just non-essential workers.
It’s just a bar.
It’s just a restaurant.
It’s just to keep from
overwhelming the hospitals.
It’s just until the cases go down.
It’s just to flatten the curve.
It’s just a few inmates.
It’s just to keep others from
     being scared.
It’s just for a few more weeks.
It’s just church. You could still
     pray.
It’s just until we get a vaccine.
It’s just a bracelet.
It’s just an app.
It’s just for tracing.
It’s just to let people know
you’re safe to be around.
It’s just to let others know who
you’ve been in contact with.
It’s just a few more months.
It’s just some more inmates.
It’s just a video.
It’s just a post.
It’s just an email account.
It’s just for protecting others
from hate speech.
It’s just for protecting others
from hurt feelings.
It’s just a large gathering but for
protests.
It’s just a /few/ violent protests.
It’s just a little micro chip.
It’s just a blood test.
It’s just a test.
It’s just a scan.
It's just to store a vaccination
certificate.
It’s just for medical information.
It’s just like a credit card.
It’s just a few places that don’t
take cash.
It’s just so you can travel.
It’s just so you can get your
driver’s license.
It's just mail-in voting.
It’s just so you can vote.
It’s just a statue.
It’s just a monument.
It’s just a building.
It's just stuff.
It's just /some/ guns.
It’s just a lyric.
It’s just a song.
It’s just a few words.
It’s just a piece of paper.
It’s just a book.
It’s just a movie.
It’s just a TV show.
It’s just a cartoon character.
It’s just a piece of cloth.
It’s just a flag.
It’s just a dog at a protest.
It’s just a clump of cells.
It’s just a fetus.
It's just a few more years.
It’s just a religion.
It’s just a holiday.
It's just a /few more/ guns.
It's just the police.
It's just the military.

It's just your freedoms....gone forever.

"IT'S JUST" the way they
planned it.

IT'S JUST 2% of the
impassioned that can change the course of the 98% apathetic.

It's not like we don't see it
coming.

WE are the majority, no matter
how the media portrays it.

And there it is.

[paladin1991]

KARAN'S RISE UP!

https://twitter.com/Mrtdogg/status/1281577381644435457

Security!  Krazy Kunts on aisle 6!  Get the firehose! 

[pate]

Security!  Krazy Kunts on aisle 6!  Get the firehose!

Why don't the Feds respond?  I am getting sleepy unreeling this thang nigt after nigt.

Pal, yew boys goint 'ruptcy>?

Nautical Shore, got this...  agin

-p

[WOTR]

Straight outta Tulsa.

Serious question... Is Tulsa still in Oklahoma? Given the supreme court ruling that pretty much gave half of the state to various tribes, I'm wondering if it has a new state name?

"https://t.co/yCmbICBWHY">pic.twitter.com/yCmbICBWHY</a></p>&mdash; Յովհաննէս Թաշճեան (@UnspeakablChaos) July 9, 2020 <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[WOTR]

It all makes complete sense if you think about it really, really, really hard...

-p

Just how many drinks and hits on the bong does it take to make sense? 

[ItsOver]

Serious question... Is Tulsa still in Oklahoma? Given the supreme court ruling that pretty much gave half of the state to various tribes, I'm wondering if it has a new state name?

"https://t.co/yCmbICBWHY">pic.twitter.com/yCmbICBWHY</a></p>&mdash; Յովհաննէս Թաշճեան (@UnspeakablChaos) July 9, 2020

Welcome to the new "Tulsa Time."

[albrecht]

Serious question... Is Tulsa still in Oklahoma? Given the supreme court ruling that pretty much gave half of the state to various tribes, I'm wondering if it has a new state name?

"https://t.co/yCmbICBWHY">pic.twitter.com/yCmbICBWHY</p>&mdash; Յովհաննէս Թաշճեան (@UnspeakablChaos) <a href="[tweet]1281252549534892032[/tweet]?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 9, 2020 <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Jurisdictional purposes, not property. So crimes (as well as normal any crimes on actual tribal owned land) will be prosecuted by the Feds or by Tribal courts- not by the State of Oklahoma courts. And only for "tribal citizens." So essentially a new "separate but equal" by the Court, maybe? Apparently some previous convictions might have to be retried or just quashed. So if they revert to old ways and start a scalpin' and a rapin' they will only be tried by fellow Injuns or in Federal court.

[pate]

Just how many drinks and hits on the bong does it take to make sense? 

It is painfully evident how hard Canadians are NOT trying to flatten this curve.  USofA MilSpec demands MOPP11 for this square dance.

Get to tappin' WOTR, or your honorary Nord "murican status is subject to revockation...

Do not say that you were not warned.

-p

[Walks_At_Night]

Hearing rumors of a new strain of Corona-Chan in one of the 'stans with a 30% kill rate.  Anyone else hearing stuff along those lines?

[ItsOver]

...So if they revert to old ways and start a scalpin' and a rapin' they will only be tried by fellow Injuns or in Federal court.

Heh, heh... this could be fun.

[ItsOver]

Hearing rumors of a new strain of Corona-Chan in one of the 'stans with a 30% kill rate.  Anyone else hearing stuff along those lines?

Not here in the bunker.  Your source?

[pate]

Hearing rumors of a new strain of Corona-Chan in one of the 'stans with a 30% kill rate.  Anyone else hearing stuff along those lines?

My eyes are 'ronly able to review certain HumInt docs (raisons).

naUtical shoRe, but find the rumors out-'stan-ding-ringy-dingty(sp)....

[Walks_At_Night]

Not here in the bunker.  Your source?

Chinese sources.   Trying to confirm elsewhere but turning up goose eggs.

[pate]

...goose eggs.

Herd those are delish poached over delicately smoked pangolin, or fresh-on-fresh live roasted bat.

To give it a proper 'murican twist I think I shall try it with a FrancoMurican twist, this old proverb leads me to my recipe notez;  beraaps sum illumia-nation:  A bon chat, bon rat

-p

ediotL:/reported;  -1/16 CHUBB, no turtle.

[ItsOver]

Chinese sources.   Trying to confirm elsewhere but turning up goose eggs.

Dayum.  No doubt something from a Chinese bioweapon lab... err, I mean "wet market," again.  I wouldn't put it past those bastards to purposely dump something into the general 'stan/ PRC population to decimate the World, as long as they had a vaccine for the hallowed ChiCom party members.  Look how well CoronaChan has done at screwing things over.  Hell, the ChiComs can easily sacrifice millions of Chinese for the good of the state. 

[pate]

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..... err..

Attempted haiku
Mourning Sun T'zu frown on yew
Pangolin likes dew