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Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 09:29:38 PM

albrecht

Interesting times in Ol' Mex. The cartels are providing resources but on the same run might behead or blowtorch some folks. And sicarios now have an excuse to wear masks!





Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 14, 2020, 03:53:32 PM
So this is where the red-blooded American male draws the line, at being ordered to walk a few extra steps by some hopped-up termagant of a wage-slave.  I could wish this defiance partook rather less of sexism, classism and just general sloth, but revolutions have begun with far less pretext (see: ours).


Quote from: K_Dubb on April 14, 2020, 03:53:32 PM
So this is where the red-blooded American male draws the line, at being ordered to walk a few extra steps by some hopped-up termagant of a wage-slave.  I could wish this defiance partook rather less of sexism, classism and just general sloth, but revolutions have begun with far less pretext (see: ours).

Define "ours" please.  The noble cause of our drunken Founding Fathers throwing off the British yoke?  Or some sort of historical tiff between Norway, Sweden and Denmark?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2020, 04:07:15 PM
Founding Fathers throwing off the British yoke...

Rolling in their graves right now. From beyond the grave they all shout Don’t let it happen again!

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2020, 04:07:15 PM
Define "ours" please.  The noble cause of our drunken Founding Fathers throwing off the British yoke?  Or some sort of historical tiff between Norway, Sweden and Denmark?
Though I am curious about the recent Greenland and Danish issues. Denmark would be frigging nuts to let go. And we also need for strategic purposes.


Oh thread.  The indomitable Harry Chen has stepped in it a bit.  Posted a video some may find offensive.  It made Mrs. Walks laugh like hell...............

Today's P.R.C inferno of the day is brought to you by a library fire of all things.

Also Harry did a little write up on all the factory fires as of late.   He lists a number of theories - the most interesting being:
Quotewhat I find interesting is that the concept of burning and retreating isn’t considered, upon investigation Chinese netizens claim that several of the factories are insured by American insurance firms and/or are key component manufacturing facilities that are vital to the maintenance of western infrastructure that could not be produced elsewhere so quickly

https://twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1250037275397939202

Breaking News.

Seraphim has not croaked out from Corona-Chan and looks like she has re-instated her Youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOp9v7d3mpeNcZ920ds_yPw

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2020, 04:16:59 PM
Today's P.R.C inferno of the day is brought to you by a library fire of all things.

Also Harry did a little write up on all the factory fires as of late.   He lists a number of theories - the most interesting being:
[tweet]1250037275397939202[/tweet]
Insurance scams or just high-jinx, or a combination of both!? Chinese use some lunar calendar so maybe it is the equivalent of Detroit's "Devil's Night?"


K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 14, 2020, 04:09:41 PM
Rolling in their graves right now. From beyond the grave they all shout Don’t let it happen again!

I am going to round up six friends right now to march, unmasked, the wrong way down the dairy aisle singing and I'll gladly stand up (WHUMP) nexter you and defenderr still terdeyyy.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2020, 04:12:50 PM
Oh thread.  The indomitable Harry Chen has stepped in it a bit.  Posted a video some may find offensive.  It made Mrs. Walks laugh like hell...............

Well...

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 14, 2020, 04:42:48 PM
Well...

Well...You asked for it.  Don't click play if you are sensitive.  We'll see if Harry gets smacked down by Twitter again.

https://twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1250035931685556224

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2020, 04:46:22 PM
Well...You asked for it.  Don't click play if you are sensitive.  We'll see if Harry gets smacked down by Twitter again.

[tweet]1250035931685556224[/tweet]
Funny clip. Also because I was reprising Rense while moving some crap in the attic and he had Frosty on last night speaking of such things. Jeff cut him off for a bit when he was detailing table manners and types food of various "people."  Including some kind of "live cat but they fry alive but first blowtorch the hair off." I wonder why Norry won't get Frosty on anymore, he would likely enjoy such tales.

Interesting thread of tweets here.   Seems like in the end it was a nothing burger:

https://twitter.com/TankerTrackers/status/1250100636710035462


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 14, 2020, 04:42:37 PM
I am going to round up six friends right now to blow them.

FIFY ;)

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 14, 2020, 04:57:29 PM
FIFY ;)

Well they sure aren't coming by dint of sheer charm and personal charisma alone.



Need some tree work done?  North Raleigh Tree is here to help during the Covid-19 crisis.   Whole lot of folks triggered by this ad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwu42R8lTCg

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2020, 05:29:50 PM
Need some tree work down?  North Raleigh Tree is here to help during the Covid-19 crisis.   Whole lot of folks triggered by this ad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwu42R8lTCg

I applaud them for attempting to be funny in a time when humor is almost illegal. They’re clearly racist.

aldousburbank

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 14, 2020, 04:59:43 PM
Well they sure aren't coming by dint of sheer charm and personal charisma alone.

I dint know that was a word.


albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 14, 2020, 05:29:50 PM
Need some tree work done?  North Raleigh Tree is here to help during the Covid-19 crisis.   Whole lot of folks triggered by this ad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwu42R8lTCg


Crane for tree work!? Awesome. We just send these illegals up. They are like monkeys. Crazy stuff. Throwing chainsaws, climbing all over, ropes -but I've seen electrical cord used- a siesta (nap-time) on lawn- some fat gringo sees and says "lazy" and I tell him you try it! And for roofing the ingeneous use of old sofa cushion to avoid sliding! And they don't mask! Eat their lunch and maybe a beer on the roof even. Even though some are likely 'bad hombres.'

Quote from: albrecht on April 14, 2020, 05:44:01 PM

Crane for tree work!? Awesome. We just send these illegals up. They are like monkeys. Crazy stuff. Throwing chainsaws, climbing all over, ropes -but I've seen electrical cord used- a siesta (nap-time) on lawn- some fat gringo sees and says "lazy" and I tell him you try it! And for roofing the ingeneous use of old sofa cushion to avoid sliding! And they don't mask! Eat their lunch and maybe a beer on the roof even. Even though some are likely 'bad hombres.'

Not too much of that here.  That profession is pretty much still held by Johnny Reb's great-great-great-great-grandson.

GravitySucks

Quote from: albrecht on April 14, 2020, 04:53:23 PM
Funny clip. Also because I was reprising Rense while moving some crap in the attic and he had Frosty on last night speaking of such things. Jeff cut him off for a bit when he was detailing table manners and types food of various "people."  Including some kind of "live cat but they fry alive but first blowtorch the hair off." I wonder why Norry won't get Frosty on anymore, he would likely enjoy such tales.

This is a pile of strips of water buffalo hide at a street market in Laos. It was disgusting. I guess their version of pork rinds. My Thai friends bought about 5 kilos of it. I tried to get the Thai border guards to confiscate it but I failed.  If you look there is still hair on the hide. My friends would hold it over the charcoal to singe the hair off and then slice it to chew on it like jerky. Fucking gross.

K_Dubb

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 14, 2020, 05:34:01 PM
I dint know that was a word.

Damn I thought I would throw everyone with termagant.  But this is great, I'll do it for the country!  A regular Nathan Hale with more than one life to give.  After the revolution there will be middle schools named in my honor (mascot:  the hoovers).

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 14, 2020, 05:32:24 PM
I applaud them for attempting to be funny in a time when humor is almost illegal. They’re clearly racist.

Who said humor was banned I've been laughing at you for weeks!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 14, 2020, 05:57:32 PM
Who said humor was banned I've been laughing at you for weeks!

Rightly so. Good boy!

ShayP

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 14, 2020, 05:54:14 PM
I tried to get the Thai border guards to confiscate it but I failed.

Narc  ::)

;D ;)

Yeah, that stuff is gross.


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