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Coronavirus 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 09:29:38 PM

K_Dubb

Bear in mind that, less than a month ago, the chucklehead governor was requesting the USS Mercy.

In other important news I scrounged enough flour to make a kulich, a fun Russian Easter bread you bake in a can and try to get really tall.  With any luck it overflows the can making a sort of head which you then drench in white icing to look very naughty.

Even if you are a shut-in, Corona-Chan will find you................    Seems like she has had pretty minimal contact with the outside world and still got nailed.

Charlotte woman hasn't left her house in three weeks but tested positive for COVID-19

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/charlotte-woman-hasnt-left-her-house-in-three-weeks-but-tested-positive-for-covid-19/275-77707b1d-fd2f-4a36-bf3e-16beca4104c4

Taaroa

Coronavirus Invades Saudi Inner Sanctum
QuoteMore than six weeks after Saudi Arabia reported its first case, the coronavirus is striking terror into the heart of the kingdom’s royal family.
As many as 150 royals in the kingdom are now believed to have contracted the virus, including members of its lesser branches, according to a person close to the family.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/08/world/middleeast/coronavirus-saudi-royal-infections.html

UK spy agencies urge China rethink once Covid-19 crisis is over
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/12/uk-spy-agencies-urge-china-rethink-once-covid-19-crisis-is-over

https://twitter.com/mhar4/status/1249536339822800896

https://twitter.com/miketatarski/status/1249359144181612544




pate

By my calendar today is Day 1 of Week 5 of the apocalypse.

Happy Easter Monday.

-p

paladin1991

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 13, 2020, 09:53:15 AM
Boeing is resuming defense-related production.

https://komonews.com/news/coronavirus/boeing-restarting-limited-operations-next-week-after-covid-19-outbreak-shutdown-plant

They are really too big here to attract criticism from the governor or even the local press.  Probably a sign businesses won't wait for an antibody test or a vaccine or immunity-related work permit, and that companies are realizing it's not as bad as people are saying it is.

Growing unrest over in Idaho, too. Groups forming for resistance, Sheriff Wheeler of Bonners Ferry, Sheriff candidates...  Mark Koerneke, of Mark fm Michigan fame, is talking of a militia call up to support Hillsdale, Michigan.  AZ has whispers of discontent, seeming to coalesce around some Sheriffs and Sheriffs candates.

Anybody else hearing things?

paladin1991

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 13, 2020, 10:20:32 AM
Bear in mind that, less than a month ago, the chucklehead governor was requesting the USS Mercy.

In other important news I scrounged enough flour to make a kulich, a fun Russian Easter bread you bake in a can and try to get really tall.  With any luck it overflows the can making a sort of head which you then drench in white icing to look very naughty.

Gonna have some naughty fun?  Your bread, a fistfull of Molly's and....

paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 13, 2020, 10:30:32 AM
Even if you are a shut-in, Corona-Chan will find you................    Seems like she has had pretty minimal contact with the outside world and still got nailed.

Charlotte woman hasn't left her house in three weeks but tested positive for COVID-19

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/charlotte-woman-hasnt-left-her-house-in-three-weeks-but-tested-positive-for-covid-19/275-77707b1d-fd2f-4a36-bf3e-16beca4104c4

Anybody here tested pos?

whoozit

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 13, 2020, 11:23:21 AM
Anybody here tested pos?
There are plenty of pos’s here.  Don’t need a test to identify them.

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 13, 2020, 11:23:21 AM
Anybody here tested pos?

Not me.
I'd have to be really hurting before I even let them run that test.  Looks like they shove a stick up your nose as far as it can go to dig out that Corona gold.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: whoozit on April 13, 2020, 11:29:05 AM
There are plenty of pos’s here.  Don’t need a test to identify them.

Didn’t you already die from it?

paladin1991

 
Quote from: whoozit on April 13, 2020, 11:29:05 AM
There are plenty of pos’s here.  Don’t need a test to identify them.
;D

whoozit

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 13, 2020, 11:30:47 AM
Didn’t you already die from it?
Yes, I’m posting from the other side.  Mrs. whoozit is feeling better and is back at work.   My sister was exposed through her work and got the nose swab test.  Sounds delightful.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: whoozit on April 13, 2020, 11:34:00 AM
Yes, I’m posting from the other side.  Mrs. whoozit is feeling better and is back at work.   My sister was exposed through her work and got the nose swab test.  Sounds delightful.

Sorry to hear about your passing. But then I remember that you always were a cunt, so that helps with the grieving process. Any thoughts about flowers and where you'd like me to stick them?

K_Dubb

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 13, 2020, 11:22:48 AM
Gonna have some naughty fun?  Your bread, a fistfull of Molly's and....

U want my justforfans?


Quote from: paladin1991 on April 13, 2020, 11:21:35 AM
Growing unrest over in Idaho, too. Groups forming for resistance, Sheriff Wheeler of Bonners Ferry, Sheriff candidates...  Mark Koerneke, of Mark fm Michigan fame, is talking of a militia call up to support Hillsdale, Michigan.  AZ has whispers of discontent, seeming to coalesce around some Sheriffs and Sheriffs candates.

Anybody else hearing things?

Pretty quiet here in Dixie.  All I've heard as that the Cherokee and the mountain folk up in the Appalachians have pretty much sealed themselves off from the outside world as best they can.

Quote from: whoozit on April 13, 2020, 11:34:00 AM
Yes, I’m posting from the other side.  Mrs. whoozit is feeling better and is back at work.   My sister was exposed through her work and got the nose swab test.  Sounds delightful.

Good to hear.  Tough enough on her being a recent widow without having to deal with a rough bout with this shit on top of it. 

Dr. MD MD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sni41zr2-SY

When the president, James O’Keefe and Fox News says it they’re all horrible, irresponsible monsters to CNN but when research from China reveals that chloroquine does show promise then they get with the program. It’s pretty clear who they’re working for.

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 13, 2020, 11:58:13 AM
Pretty quiet here in Dixie.  All I've heard as that the Cherokee and the mountain folk up in the Appalachians have pretty much sealed themselves off from the outside world as best they can.


"Hill People" as Hendrie's "guests" would call them have a longer history of social isolation coupled with less "social distancing," at least among relatives. Maybe some homemade corn squeezings can and chaw can fight off Corona-Chan?


Quote from: albrecht on April 13, 2020, 12:05:06 PM

"Hill People" as Hendrie's "guests" would call them have a longer history of social isolation coupled with less "social distancing," at least among relatives. Maybe some homemade corn squeezings can and chaw can fight off Corona-Chan?

Just spoke with Hillybilly Jim today.  He retreated back into his mountain home, is loving life and has the big still fired up again.

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 13, 2020, 12:11:56 PM
Just spoke with Hillybilly Jim today.  He retreated back into his mountain home, is loving life and has the big still fired up again.


Hell yeah! As Hank Jr said a "A Country Boy Will Survive!" 


In the weird world of "essential" and "distancing" why does not apply to some people? On this beautiful day I see craps of work being done on roofs and yards and trucks and groups of likely illegals. No masks. Packed full. But illegal for a citizen to go to a park, take the boat onto the lake, or play golf? There is still two homeless camps in nearby woods but told a nephew Scouts troop had to cancel a backpacking trip?



whoozit

I just read an article where they have found six new coronaviruses in bats.  If the official narrative is correct, why can’t we leave bats the fuck alone?  Don’t touch, lick, kiss, fuck or eat them. 


Quote from: whoozit on April 13, 2020, 12:36:43 PM
I just read an article where they have found six new coronaviruses in bats.  If the official narrative is correct, why can’t we leave bats the fuck alone?  Don’t touch, lick, kiss, fuck or eat them.

Some times they come after your ass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ZLHnwVxuc

Dr. MD MD

Panicked globalists, realizing that Coronavirus is losing traction now have proposed yet another name change from Covid-19 to the Just Do What We Say Or You’re All Fucking Dead! virus. It’s a bit long winded but more to the point.

K_Dubb

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 13, 2020, 12:11:49 PM
;D  I will trade you mine.

I have two.  @variedthrush is pretty vanilla but the good stuff goes under @ilovemymomcandida.

albrecht

Quote from: whoozit on April 13, 2020, 12:36:43 PM
I just read an article where they have found six new coronaviruses in bats.  If the official narrative is correct, why can’t we leave bats the fuck alone?  Don’t touch, lick, kiss, fuck or eat them.

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