Coronavirus 2020

[SredniVashtar]

With all of this fucking you are doing please remember not to fuck the bats.

Isn't that why you got drummed out of Little League?

[Walks_At_Night]

Yeah, it's a Spitfire, dear to the heart of every Englishman. Walks is being his usual puckish self.

Yeah.  Have no idea why the NY Post went with that illustration but I got a laugh out of it.

BTW - posted a real nice pix of a Spitfire on the aviation thread the other week:
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=11194.msg1383215#msg1383215

[ItsOver]

Looks like it is paywalled.  Too bad...........

Not here.  I wouldn't pay anything to that fish wrap garbage.  Maybe some deep state operative is "watching" yeeewww.

[ItsOver]

Ah shit, here we go again.
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1250173749464305670

https://twitter.com/stoa1984/status/1250109447701172225

Global Times = Chinese govt mouthpiece:

Probably the second wave.  Expect it anywhere, plus this Fall could be a bitch.

[ItsOver]

Also K_Dubbs toilet paper............

Heh, oh, well.  KD can always use one of his shirts.  Oh, wait...

[K_Dubb]

Well, I guess it allows people like you to try and lord it over the rest of us, if you call that a purpose.

That's right.  Get back under my elegantly shod heel, you peasant.  My, how the tables have turned!

[Walks_At_Night]

I don't really know the context yet but Campbell seems to have stepped in it a bit with an errant "New World Order".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HgUYU_qNl0

[SredniVashtar]

That's right.  Get back under my elegantly shod heel, you peasant.  My, how the tables have turned!

Whichever way they turn you'll always be under them, as usual.

I'll just get back to the future and let you carry on listening to some piece of mildewed irrelevance through your ear trumpet.

[ItsOver]

My whole family has received their stimulus.  PPL going hungry.  It's because they are stupid and didn't prepare...

Sardines über alles.

[SredniVashtar]

Yeah.  Have no idea why the NY Post went with that illustration but I got a laugh out of it.

BTW - posted a real nice pix of a Spitfire on the aviation thread the other week:
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=11194.msg1383215#msg1383215

That plane makes grown men weak at the knees, and no wonder. Fun fact: one of the names they considered for it was The Shrew. I think we can all be glad they picked the name they did!

[SredniVashtar]

I don't really know the context yet but Campbell seems to have stepped in it a bit with an errant "New World Order".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HgUYU_qNl0

It just shows how far you can take things with an English accent. This old goat has menopausal American women wringing out their underwear. I have literally no idea why.

[ItsOver]

... Art teaches us how to live and also, with morbid regularity, how to die.

I guess that's one way to look at it.  Although, Corona Chan is probably a little quicker than coughing up your lungs with COPD.

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't really know the context yet but Campbell seems to have stepped in it a bit with an errant "New World Order".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HgUYU_qNl0

Don’t you see how the green new deal is the answer to all of our problems in the post-corona world?! Reduce travel; robotize all industry; live in peace and harmony with all the other animal; etc.  We’ve all been setup and played. : :

[Kidnostad3]

Went out today to do necessary shopping wearing obligatory mask.  Went to answer incoming call on my cell phone but it wouldn't open because it didn't recognize my face with the mask on.  Was partially annoyed and partially comforted by its refusal to let just any mask-wearing yahoo get into my shit.   Strange times.  Just sayin'.

[Dr. MD MD]

Went out today to do necessary shopping wearing obligatory mask.  Went to answer incoming call on my cell phone but it wouldn't open because it didn't recognize my face with the mask on.  Was partially annoyed and partially comforted by its refusal to let just any mask-wearing yahoo get into my shit.   Strange times.  Just sayin'.

You’re fucking bootlicking idiot! Just sayin.

[K_Dubb]

Whichever way they turn you'll always be under them, as usual.

I'll just get back to the future and let you carry on listening to some piece of mildewed irrelevance through your ear trumpet.

You know I fancy I can probably listen to anything composed in the last half of the 18th c. and tell you within a decade of when it was written.  Utterly purposeless, you say, but I think I can hear Beethoven's 2nd with something approaching their ears, his ears.  And that is something.

[paladin1991]

I did warn you not to go a-double-dating with K_Dubb. No doubt he'll wear his assless chaps at half-mast when we get the sad news of your HIV-related passing. Come to think of it, he does that anyway.

The Frog and Toad burned down after an Anglo-Irish quiz night got slightly over-competitive. We're now ensconced at The Wounded Badger, less a pub and more a bathtub of homemade gin in a disused car park, thus making it easier for we determined drinkers to tiptoe past the lockdown.

Are we still on for board game night at The Gay Cavalier?

[Walks_At_Night]

It just shows how far you can take things with an English accent. This old goat has menopausal American women wringing out their underwear. I have literally no idea why.

Now that's funny.  He's done well for himself with this virus stuff.  Much more so than Detroit's own, Dr. Paul Cottrell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGyxaZLGKuQ

[paladin1991]

I told you, I can make a roll last a month.  Do you not read any of the plague advice I dispense so liberally on here?

A month?  Sounds like you don't need to wipe.  The shit just drops out, eh?  Bet I could park my Volvo in your ass.

[K_Dubb]

That plane makes grown men weak at the knees, and no wonder. Fun fact: one of the names they considered for it was The Shrew. I think we can all be glad they picked the name they did!

Too bad you can't pronounce it.  Whatever a spit-fah is, I'll take my chances with it before I tangle with a determined shrew any day.

[albrecht]

Here is some delicious unsubstantiated, random gloom.

A guy called Uncle Doom on GLP says that his wife says that your "brain patterns" are changed forever more after a visit from Corona-Chan.

But from refresh rates of "screens," Corona-Chan, or 5-G? Epistemological studies and thought need to be conducted. Yes, I purposely used that term.

[ItsOver]

Went out today to do necessary shopping wearing obligatory mask.  Went to answer incoming call on my cell phone but it wouldn't open because it didn't recognize my face with the mask on.  Was partially annoyed and partially comforted by its refusal to let just any mask-wearing yahoo get into my shit.   Strange times.  Just sayin'.

Heh, meme time.



My phone works fine.

[K_Dubb]

A month?  Sounds like you don't need to wipe.  The shit just drops out, eh?  Bet I could park my Volvo in your ass.

Oh no you exercise to prevent such horrors.  When it comes to care and maintenance of the lower bowel, I am a veritable font.  My advice was diet-related, anyway.

[paladin1991]

Fuck, you guys are idiots.

I love it when you post.  Watching you go down on that banana.....  All you need is my hand on the back of your head and the picture would be complete.

[K_Dubb]

I guess that's one way to look at it.  Although, Corona Chan is probably a little quicker than coughing up your lungs with COPD.

I knew I could count on you, darling.

[GravitySucks]

You know I fancy I can probably listen to anything composed in the last half of the 18th c. and tell you within a decade of when it was written.  Utterly purposeless, you say, but I think I can hear Beethoven's 2nd with something approaching their ears, his ears.  And that is something.

Before or after Beethoven was deaf?

[Walks_At_Night]

A month?  Sounds like you don't need to wipe.  The shit just drops out, eh?  Bet I could park my Volvo in your ass.

Oof.  K_Dubb floated that one in there like a batting practice pitch.  I didn't swing at it but the Palladin connected.
Jesus.........

[paladin1991]

I’m watching the governor scold her citizens for misbehaving in real time. :

How much longer will people put up with this bullshit?!

She was just told that a guy had a small business for 27 years and he’s now out of business after 27 days. Her response was that he should start preparing for operating his businessin the new world where we live in constant fear of viruses. It’s all about public health now. It’s like she didn’t even hear the question. : :

I thought it was about the children.

[ItsOver]

Too bad you can't pronounce it.  Whatever a spit-fah is, I'll take my chances with it before I tangle with a determined shrew any day.

Shrews are bad ass.  Especially when you fall off the roof.  Ask Festus.

[Dr. MD MD]

I thought it was about the children.

Well, they are the future. :