Billy Meier - Michael Horn

[MV/Liberace!]

You don't, but those dang Plejarans do.

Zing!

[Yorkshire pud]

"And by the time I got to the buffet, there weren't any more pigs in blankets because those unqualified naysayers and court jesters had stripped it clean like a swarm locusts.  Can you believe that?"

OK bastard. You owe me a new tablet. Free of coffee and snot. Seriously.

[Yorkshire pud]

Please note that you're not required to be impressed, nor does it matter since you don't exist as a real human being. Please refer to this when in doubt:

"Please try to remain satisfied with your roles in the..play of life, as naysayers, court jesters and, occasionally, unexpectedly providing a rare photo of me to add to my own collection. Think of yourselves as a (very watered down) version of the Furies (http://www.shmoop.com/eumenides/chorus-of-furies.html) and you may feel somewhat encouraged by the fact that, in due time, you too will be changing your tune."

If that isn't clear enough I'll add "nipping at the heels" to remind you of where you'll have your clearest perspective.

Can you hear that Mike? (You don't mind my calling you Mike do you?). That sound is the slow shaking of heads. The sadness of your delusion has hope if you seek professional help. The Star people won't help you.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

OK bastard. You owe me a new tablet. Free of coffee and snot. Seriously.

No, that just makes us even after the last time you did that to me.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I thought I'd start this in case anyone wants to write their own captions for Billy Meier related photos.

"I come to bury my sense of shame, not to praise it.  In fact, there's no reason why I should praise it, because I hardly even knew it."

[MichaelHorn]

I found this adorable photo, you won't have to look for it:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153699725733909&set=a.10150319005983909.358793.598258908&type=3&theater

[BellBoy]

I found this adorable photo, you won't have to look for it:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153699725733909&set=a.10150319005983909.358793.598258908&type=3&theater

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Michael Horn
Michael Horn Nice quote...even though i have a big head. Thanks!
Like · 24 October at 18:04

Wow! Four whole likes and ONE comment (from you) in nearly three weeks. This "premier" is certainly creating a buzz! Considering all of the interest generated, you guys might consider moving the Q&A to a more size-suitable venue. Have you enquired as to the availability of, say, any ESSO petrol station's restroom, in the greater Toronto metropolitan area? One is bound to be open.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

First they came for the pine cones, and I did not speak outâ€"
Because I was not a pine cone.

[chefist]

First they came for the pine cones, and I did not speak outâ€"
Because I was not a pine cone.

The spheres on the trashcan lid looks like silver Xmas tree ornaments...

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I found this adorable photo, you won't have to look for it:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153699725733909&set=a.10150319005983909.358793.598258908&type=3&theater

This one is way more adorable.  It makes you look like a baby's bottom with a happy face.

BTW, if you like good, inexpensive Middle Eastern cuisine, I highly recommend the Paramount on Yonge Street in Toronto.

[MichaelHorn]

I do like ME cuisine, thanks, but I hate to fly long distances to get it.

[BellBoy]

I do like ME cuisine, thanks, but I hate to fly long distances to get it.

So, you won't be attending your own, scheduled and advertised Q&A session in Toronto, 21 November? I gather, then that only the other three, expressing interest, will be attending.

Remember, you three, your tickets include a live Q & A with several of the film experts including Hon. Paul Hellyer, Former Minister of Canada's National Defence. Doors open @ 1pm, screening starts @ 2pm. â€" with Michael Horn.

Oops! My bad! Apparently, WITHOUT Michael Horn.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I do like ME cuisine, thanks, but I hate to fly long distances to get it.

According to the info at the adorable link you posted this afternoon, you're scheduled to be in Toronto on the 21st.  Did you forget already, or was the event canceled due to lack of interest?

[coaster]

This one is way more adorable.  It makes you look like a baby's bottom with a happy face.

BTW, if you like good, inexpensive Middle Eastern cuisine, I highly recommend the Paramount on Yonge Street in Toronto.

He looks like a penis.

[MichaelHorn]

I am appearing by Skype for my adoring fans worldwide. Does the restaurant deliver?

[Yorkshire pud]

Strange, these two never seen in the same room together...

[Yorkshire pud]

I am appearing by Skype for my adoring fans worldwide. Does the restaurant deliver?

This adoring fan? Have they worked out that Skype isn't allowed in maximum security hospitals?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I am appearing by Skype for my adoring fans worldwide. Does the restaurant deliver?

Couldn't get the sponsors to pony up for air fare and a hotel room, eh?  That has to sting a little.

[MichaelHorn]

Let them know, I'm sure your lengthy treatment in them allows you to provide the necessary info.

[coaster]

Why would Horn have fans? All he does is repeat another fraud's story. What is so impressive about that?

[MichaelHorn]

I declined the pony. When I said I was a little hoarse, they simply misunderstood.

[MichaelHorn]

"Why would Horn have fans?" is in itself two questions.

"Why?" is an eternal question, posed about everything from life's greatest mysteries to seeking an explanation for what goes on in places like this.

The second question, "Would Horn have fans?" is easily answered, of course.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I declined the pony. When I said I was a little hoarse, they simply misunderstood.

I bet they'd give Stanton Friedman a pony, as well as air fare and a suite with a free mini-bar.

[MichaelHorn]

Of course, he lives up there.

[coaster]

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

That's not a valid comparison, because Verne gets invited to attend events in person and doesn't have to make his appearance by Skype.

[MichaelHorn]

Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the...joys of airline travel these days. Multiple planes, delays, cancelations, bad food, strange diseases, etc., etc. And then of course getting my hair messed up, pinched, having my clothes torn and all around being manhandled by UFO groupies and their mothers, etc. Be assured, it's far safer and less damaging to my digestion to Skype.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I am appearing by Skype for my adoring fans worldwide. Does the restaurant deliver?

I do hope you're not charging for that.  Don't you think it's a little unfair to make people go to an event when you, yourself, are just sitting there in your pajama bottoms after walking three feet from your bed?  Do a free podcast, mang, and let people watch you from the intimacy of their homes.

[MichaelHorn]

I don't need to, my computer actually runs on direct electricity now, the hamsters are a thing of the past since we modernized.

[chefist]

I don't need to, my computer actually runs on direct electricity now, the hamsters are a thing of the past since we modernized.

Were you invited to the International UFO Conference in Arizona in February, Michael?