Billy Meier - Michael Horn

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

no, it's just that you have a lot of free time, being unemployed and all.

That's the keyboard player from Spinal Tap, isn't it?

[MichaelHorn]

Yeah but the upside is that there's never a dull moment.

[MV/Liberace!]

That's the keyboard player from Spinal Tap, isn't it?

it is.  real name is david kaffinetti.  he was viv savage in spinal tap.  he was also the keyboardist from the band rare bird.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rare_Bird

[coaster]

TIL that michael horn is three foot tall. I bet he would fit comfortably inside meier's trash cans.

[MichaelHorn]

The other guy in the photo is...6' 7" but thanks for scouring the internet, that's a good one to add to my collection.

[coaster]

The other guy in the photo is...6' 7" but thanks for scouring the internet, that's a good one to add to my collection.

"scouring"

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

it is.  real name is david kaffinetti.  he was viv savage in spinal tap.  he was also the keyboardist from the band rare bird.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rare_Bird

And it appears that he may have made contact with one of Billy Meier's Plebeian babes!

[BellBoy]

TIL that michael horn is three foot tall. I bet he would fit comfortably inside meier's trash cans.

Well, someone has to fly the damn trash cans. They don't just fly themselves, you know!

[Yorkshire pud]

You should stop posting freely.  People who just give it away like that tend to get a reputation for being easy and find themselves not being respected in the morning.

Won't that add to us not respecting him evening, afternoons, and in the depths of the night too? Oh, and add the seasons too. He must be such a slut.

[Yorkshire pud]

TIL that michael horn is three foot tall. I bet he would fit comfortably inside meier's trash cans.

He does look damn cool in that blue shirt though lads...and the provocative way his sleeves are turned up has to be a hit with the ladies.. Seriously.

[MV/Liberace!]

Well, someone has to fly the damn trash cans. They don't just fly themselves, you know!

photoshop time, someone.

[Yorkshire pud]

photoshop time, someone.

Leave it with me...see what I can do. ...I'm giggling and I haven't even yet thought of what I will do!

[coaster]

What do you get when a little imp man
Has a boner for a man who owns some trash cans.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

He does look damn cool in that blue shirt though lads...and the provocative way his sleeves are turned up has to be a hit with the ladies.. Seriously.

Not just with the ladies.  That picture definitely moistened my undercrackers!

[Yorkshire pud]

Not just with the ladies.  That picture definitely moistened my undercrackers!

Now you mention it, I wasn't entirely being platonic in my admiration. 



Just to be going on with...compare and contrast...Eh Michael? Out Falkieing Falkie..

[MichaelHorn]

Please try to remain satisfied with your roles in the..play of life, as naysayers, court jesters and, occasionally, unexpectedly providing a rare photo of me to add to my own collection. Think of yourselves as a (very watered down) version of the Furies (http://www.shmoop.com/eumenides/chorus-of-furies.html) and you may feel somewhat encouraged by the fact that, in due time, you too will be changing your tune.

When the day does arrive, I don’t want any of that obsequious, ring kissing stuff, etc., please keep that in mind.

So don’t take yourselves or your attempted criticisms too seriously, I certainly don't. And leave the struggles and...thinking to, well, me. There can be a nice symbiosis when you play your parts appropriately - and the audience already knows how it’s going to end anyway.

That being said, you can conceal your admiration about my latest bit of house cleaning (http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/11/a-world-of-hirt/), not only won’t I be offended, I expect it. Okay?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for my upcoming conversation with our friendly nuclear physicist, Uncle Stan.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

<snip>
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for my upcoming conversation with our friendly nuclear physicist, Uncle Stan.

That's really not all that impressive considering all you paranormal marketing folks tend to run in the same circles, including Stan Friedman.  It helps when you're trying to set up woo-woo fairs to sell books.  Find an accredited Ph.D. physicist with no skin in the game who backs your work and I'll pay a little more attention, or maybe not.

[MichaelHorn]

Please note that you're not required to be impressed, nor does it matter since you don't exist as a real human being. Please refer to this when in doubt:

"Please try to remain satisfied with your roles in the..play of life, as naysayers, court jesters and, occasionally, unexpectedly providing a rare photo of me to add to my own collection. Think of yourselves as a (very watered down) version of the Furies (http://www.shmoop.com/eumenides/chorus-of-furies.html) and you may feel somewhat encouraged by the fact that, in due time, you too will be changing your tune."

If that isn't clear enough I'll add "nipping at the heels" to remind you of where you'll have your clearest perspective.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Please note that you're not required to be impressed, nor does it matter since you don't exist as a real human being. Please refer to this when in doubt:

"Please try to remain satisfied with your roles in the..play of life, as naysayers, court jesters and, occasionally, unexpectedly providing a rare photo of me to add to my own collection. Think of yourselves as a (very watered down) version of the Furies (http://www.shmoop.com/eumenides/chorus-of-furies.html) and you may feel somewhat encouraged by the fact that, in due time, you too will be changing your tune."

If that isn't clear enough I'll add "nipping at the heels" to remind you of where you'll have your clearest perspective.

In the future, I will do my best to remember my place.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

In the future, I will do my best to remember my place.

Pay that mope no mind, GFP.  He won't be be so smug and condescendingly dismissive when the Wienerians arrive to bestow their magnificent gifts of peace, enlightenment, and tasty pigs in blankets to the world.  We'll see who has the last laugh then, because he will have no role in the Wienerian utopia of the future.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Pay that mope no mind, GFP.  He won't be be so smug and condescendingly dismissive when the Wienerians arrive to bestow their magnificent gifts of peace, enlightenment, and tasty pigs in blankets to the world.  We'll see who has the last laugh then, because he will have no role in the Wienerian utopia of the future.

Wow!  I've never actually seen one before.  The time must be getting close.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

"And by the time I got to the buffet, there weren't any more pigs in blankets because those unqualified naysayers and court jesters had stripped it clean like a swarm locusts.  Can you believe that?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"And by the time I got to the buffet, there weren't any more pigs in blankets because those unqualified naysayers and court jesters had stripped it clean like a swarm locusts.  Can you believe that?"

That Michael Horn, always willing to put our entertainment ahead of his ego.

[coaster]

For being such a little person, he sure is a huge blowhard.

[MV/Liberace!]

Please try to remain satisfied with your roles in the..play of life, as naysayers, court jesters and, occasionally, unexpectedly providing a rare photo of me to add to my own collection. Think of yourselves as a (very watered down) version of the Furies (http://www.shmoop.com/eumenides/chorus-of-furies.html) and you may feel somewhat encouraged by the fact that, in due time, you too will be changing your tune.

When the day does arrive, I don’t want any of that obsequious, ring kissing stuff, etc., please keep that in mind.

So don’t take yourselves or your attempted criticisms too seriously, I certainly don't. And leave the struggles and...thinking to, well, me. There can be a nice symbiosis when you play your parts appropriately - and the audience already knows how it’s going to end anyway.

That being said, you can conceal your admiration about my latest bit of house cleaning (http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/11/a-world-of-hirt/), not only won’t I be offended, I expect it. Okay?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for my upcoming conversation with our friendly nuclear physicist, Uncle Stan.

this sounds like such a fun cult to belong to.

[chefist]

I'm going to his next UFO conference and sell trash can lids at a booth in the conference hall lobby...

[GravitySucks]

I'm going to his next UFO conference and sell trash can lids at a booth in the conference hall lobby...

I'll send you my collection of baby moon hubcaps.  I get half.

[chefist]

I'll send you my collection of baby moon hubcaps.  I get half.

Deal!

[henge0stone]

Obviously, I don't discriminate against people, including the unknowing, hence I freely post even...here.

You don't, but those dang Plejarans do.

[PB the Deplorable]

this sounds like such a fun cult to belong to.

I wish I could join, but I'm already a member of the Raelians.