The Democrat National Convention

[aldousburbank]

Switching over to a ballgame. Sick of watching ugly people, illegals, brain-dead idiots, perverts, and corrupt politicians and malcontents of every weird type.

That's not fair. I saw a couple of illegal, brain-dead, idiotic, pervert, corrupt, malcontent, weirdos who were within the go zone of tappability.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Hey guys,

Our economic plan is the best. We're going to do... things... thereby running up the national debt by more trillions of dollars. Then flood the country with illegals and wild jahoodis while causing rampant inflation with an insane minimum wage. And that's just what we've said to you with our own words tonight. Who knows what other wild Obama'esque shit we got lined up to murder the middle class and ruin this country's economy.

[ItsOver]

Did Harambe unite the party yet? Dicks out!

pray for Goatse.

[21st Century Man]

The mayor of Chilicothe, OH looks like he is 15 years old. Why did they pick this kid to speak during primetime?

[mikuthing01]

Hey guys,

Our economic plan is the best. We're going to do... things... thereby running up the national debt by more trillions of dollars. Then flood the country with illegals and wild jahoodis while causing rampant inflation with an insane minimum wage. And that's just what we've said to you with our own words tonight. Who knows what other wild Obama'esque shit we got lined up to murder the middle class and ruin this country's economy.

Have they attacked gun owners yet?

[Jackstar]

GRAMMAR CHECK: a "more even playing field" would still not be even.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

This is gross, why is this such a ball sucking. Most of these idiots have to know what they're saying is a pile of shit. Why is it demanded of these hacks that they endorse her instead of just talking about what they're doing or what they believe in. Why is it a literal six hour cocksucking session with every politician saying the exact same thing?

[21st Century Man]

Hey guys,

Our economic plan is the best. We're going to do... things... thereby running up the national debt by more trillions of dollars. Then flood the country with illegals and wild jahoodis while causing rampant inflation with an insane minimum wage. And that's just what we've said to you with our own words tonight. Who knows what other wild Obama'esque shit we got lined up to murder the middle class and ruin this country's economy.

There's a lot of stupid people out there.  This shit is catapulting our country towards financial disaster.

[albrecht]

That's not fair. I saw a couple of illegal, brain-dead, idiotic, pervert, corrupt, malcontent, weirdos who were within the go zone of tappability.

Granted a few. I'm out. If I hear it is important I will watch the speeches later on youtube. I'm not sure if I could stand to hear her shrill voice.

[21st Century Man]

Have they attacked gun owners yet?

That happened a few hours ago.

[bateman]

Have they attacked gun owners yet?

Rest assured, they're praying for a mass shooting this week.

[RealCool Daddio]

This is gross, why is this such a ball sucking. Most of these idiots have to know what they're saying is a pile of shit. Why is it demanded of these hacks that they endorse her instead of just talking about what they're doing or what they believe in. Why is it a literal six hour cocksucking session with every politician saying the exact same thing?

I guess Scott Baio was busy tonight.

[cweb]

Ugh. Kirsten Gillibrand has the cadence of Forrest Gump during a stroke.

[Richard Groyper]

pray for Goatse.

Goatse 4 president?

[bateman]

This is gross, why is this such a ball sucking. Most of these idiots have to know what they're saying is a pile of shit. Why is it demanded of these hacks that they endorse her instead of just talking about what they're doing or what they believe in. Why is it a literal six hour cocksucking session with every politician saying the exact same thing?

Because the entire campaign is as scripted as a Hollywood movie, albeit far less entertaining.

[aldousburbank]

Hillary is 4 momz.

[mikuthing01]

Rest assured, they're praying for a mass shooting this week.

they need to remember to sacrifice an extra chicken so it's a white male with legally owned gun and not a wild jahoody or a dindu

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Because the entire campaign is as scripted as a Hollywood movie, albeit far less entertaining.

It sounds like it's grinding down the crowd. This crowd has been getting boozed up and programmed with literally the same 20 minutes over and over and over for hours.

There still hasn't been one single audible boo for Trump.

The Democrats are just openly lying and misrepresenting shit which is getting interesting reactions from the crowd.

[albrecht]

Because the entire campaign is as scripted as a Hollywood movie, albeit far less entertaining.

And that says a lot considering the tripe Hollywood churns out these days.

[cweb]

Kirsten Gillibrand: proof that the Dems offer free lobotomies with every poll visit.

[albrecht]

It sounds like it's grinding down the crowd. This crowd has been getting boozed up and programmed with literally the same 20 minutes over and over and over for hours.

They want to grind down America. Why wouldn't they do so with their own useful idiots?

[Jackstar]

Rest assured, they're praying for a mass shooting this week.

FTFY

[21st Century Man]

The Democrats simply don't get it.  All they are talking about is this namby-pamby stuff.  We have real threats to this country now and they refuse to address them.  They are not going to win voters if they fail to recognize the threat of Islamic jihad.

[bateman]

Is Rahm Emanuel speaking this week to tout his successes in Chicago? 🤔

[Jackstar]

It's nice of Lorne Michaels to let Al Franken's performance be streamed without paying a royalty to SNL.com. Very generous.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Franken lost them.

This is so interesting. As I've been saying, Trump is arguably the most popular person there.

[cweb]

Al Franken. Fresh off from "Stuart Sells His Soul."

Say, when is Gilbert Gottfried coming up at the Donald Trump Roast? At least we'll get some good anal sex jokes.

[Juan]

Al Frankenstein started out funny but within 15-seconds turned into a little bitch.

Update- I, of course wrote Franken, but spellcheck decided to change it.

[mikuthing01]

TThey are not going to win voters if they fail to recognize the threat of Islamic jihad.

[Jackstar]

Drumpf is arguably the most popular person there.

I've heard his voice and seen his face and heard his name more times already in the first two hours than I heard Clinton's name mentioned so far at both conventions. This party is DOA.