The Democrat National Convention

[21st Century Man]

I can't believe the idiotic voters in Minnesota voted for this well-past-his-primetime comedian.

[bateman]

Franken lost them.

This is so interesting. As I've been saying, Trump is arguably the most popular person there.

Not sure I'd go that far, but he's definitely not nearly as despised as the DNC today... This is their own damn fault. They chose not to be impartial. They chose to act as an arm of the Clinton campaign and treat a large portion of their voting base with disdain. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Al Frankenstein started out funny but within 15-seconds turned into a little bitch.

That was my assessment as well, what is interesting is he was getting heckled and cat called with some of Trump's sayings as this bit dragged on. One big laugh off the bat and then dying interest to dead within three jokes.

You know the first person to address the #DNCLeaks on stage is going to get the biggest ovation of the night. It's the thing holding everything down. Whoever approaches it is going to get a bigger ovation than the opening Hillary ovation/fight.

[aldousburbank]

Franken should do adverts for Ambien.

[cweb]

So... What awful corporate cracker wedding did they steal the interstitial music from?

[mikuthing01]

Safe Spaces are boring

[Astrid Galactic]

I can only stand so much of their crap. Instead, I'm currently watching Lou Dobbs and Trish Regan, who are at the convention, calling them all out on their shit. Much more palatable.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I wonder if they're cramming literally eight hours of crap down the audience's throat without an intermission or break to tire out protestors before Goofy and Commie Jesus sell out tonight.

[albrecht]

I can't believe the idiotic voters in Minnesota voted for this well-past-his-primetime comedian.

From what I hear there was some voter fraud, particularly with university students and where they were registered.
ps: I actually think "Stuart Saved His Family" is a hilarious movie- but mainly the other characters, not so much Franken. The dad and the brother were hilarious.

[aldousburbank]

Listening to CNN radio commentators attempting to explain away the "flatness" of the proceedings. They are hoping that Warren will bitch slap Trump and fire up the rubes.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

There's the first audible Trump boo.

Trump blasts cripples and then a crippled kid wheels out on stage.

I'm going to hell for how hard I just laughed.

This level of pandering will never be witnessed by humanity again.

[Jackstar]

They actually have a graphic with Trump's own name in lights. It's animated. What idiots.

[21st Century Man]

Now they bring out the handicapped to attack Trump. This pandering is ridiculous.

[mikuthing01]

OMG IS THIS FUCKING REAL!!!

They parade out illegal children and disabled people for MUH FEELS

[aldousburbank]

There's the first audible Trump boo.

Trump blasts cripples and then a crippled kid wheels out on stage.

I'm going to hell for how hard I just laughed.

This level of pandering will never be witnessed by humanity again.

Hillary is for disabilities.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

So far we've established that the mentally ill, the mentally challenged and illegals believe Hillary to be the best choice.

[cweb]

Wow. This is like a bad After School special.

Except nobody is remotely bang-able.

[mikuthing01]

Trump is Hitler and wants to put this retard girl in an oven #Hillary 2016

[Juan]

You can't call this woman crippled, that's racist.

[aldousburbank]

Trump is Hitler and wants to put this retard girl in an oven #Hillary 2016

The door opens outwards dickjerk.

[cweb]

Since, they've covered all the other bases, wonder when they'll trot out a corpse to endorse Hillary.

Too bad they couldn't cram Vince Foster into a freezer in time.

[21st Century Man]

The last time I saw this much exploitation was when I watched the Erotic Rites of Frankenstein.

[Juan]

Sarah Silverman next - I hope they have the bleep button ready.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

[Jackstar]

Except nobody is remotely bang-able.

You just broke Demi Lovato's heart, and now she's on suicide watch.

[cweb]

I cut the wedding music and put on some "What A Fool Believes."

If it's good enough for Art...

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Sarah Silverman next - I hope they have the bleep button ready.

Oh jesus. Watch the cringe meter shatter. I cannot stand her since she lost her mind.

[mikuthing01]

Ewww he's orange and has weird hair LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL what a freak, vote for Hillary!

[cweb]

You just broke Demi Lovato's heart, and now she's on suicide watch.

Oh, pleeez. She could still give me a beej. It's not intercourse, after all.

[bateman]

Oh, pleeez. She could still give me a beej. It's not intercourse, after all.

It would also prevent her from singing.