Midnight In The Desert

[Sean92008]

In other words "I want to be able to dump you if you ask about me being Art Bell's mistress and will I carry to term?"

Humm.  Maybe she did lose her gear.  That's usually software driven but there are rack units/outboard gear that "do the wild thing at 702 757...."

I don't miss Art as much, thanks Heather. Dave Schrader has fixed all the wrong you poured into that cracked open mic.

[Roswells, Art]

LOL

Anyone speak radio here? Is a malfunctioning dump button a thing? Either way, I want one.

[Bluejay]

4 hours of 'Unscreened Open Lines'

#PrankCallLegacy

[sydtron]

the kill shot.

Goddamn! I salute you Bart Ell!!!

[GravitySucks]

Anyone speak radio here? Is a malfunctioning dump button a thing?

Short drive to Vegas. Someone should call and see if there has been sudden interest in dump buttons.

[albrecht]

LOL

I'm no board-op or producer but that excuse sounds very thin.

[ponyboysunset]

Short drive to Vegas. Someone should call and see if there has been sudden interest in dump buttons.

You assume she has a car. I realize we are both distracted by bells and tigerlily but think man. Lol.

[bellNwhistle]

You assume she has a car. I realize we are both distracted by bells and tigerlily but think man. Lol.

😂

[GretalX]

I'm behind the times, but I listened to a replay of the first 30 or so minutes of HEather's new show and good lord...Whitley Streeber is on there reading the eulogy he read at Art's funeral and its nothing but a plug for his meditation tapes and books.  Its soooooooooooooooooooo disgusting and Heather's fake sentiments make me sick.

[aldousburbank]

Ha...it really just uses the zest as an adjunct flavoring....more bitter to go with the hops. If you tried it in a blind taste test, you would not know it had citrus in it.

Leaves hands soft. You're soaking in it now.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm behind the times, but I listened to a replay of the first 30 or so minutes of HEather's new show and good lord...Whitley Streeber is on there reading the eulogy he read at Art's funeral and its nothing but a plug for his meditation tapes and books.  Its soooooooooooooooooooo disgusting and Heather's fake sentiments make me sick.

Too right...We're up to dump switches now..

[GravitySucks]

You assume she has a car. I realize we are both distracted by bells and tigerlily but think man. Lol.

Well, she was supposed to drive Airyn to the funeral. And she did drive to Pahrump at least once. I am sure Art gave her rights to the Firebird and the RV.

[Kolchak]

LOL

LNM doesn’t have terrestrial affiliates, right? It’s an internet show. They can swear up a storm.

[GravitySucks]

We went to church on Saturdays.

Heathens

[Corona Kitty]

Goddamn! I salute you Bart Ell!!!

That finger may develop Rheumatoid arthritis.

[SpookyTim]

I assume you guys saw this?

[bellNwhistle]

Heathens

You were one of the Heathens we weren’t allowed to hang with.

[Richard Groyper]

Too right...We're up to dump switches now..

does anyone have news regarding Heather's newly uncovered scat fetish?

[ponyboysunset]

Well, she was supposed to drive Airyn to the funeral. And she did drive to Pahrump at least once. I am sure Art gave her rights to the Firebird and the RV.

Of course! I forgot about the #legacy cars.

[GretalX]

I'll tell you what would happen without her 7 second delay...a big serving of roasted Heather.

[Bart Ell]

I assume you guys saw this?

Forget 7 second delay, Tim is our 70 minute delay.

[ponyboysunset]

I assume you guys saw this?

We have but thank you for posting anyway. Weak excuse, eh? Evening Spooky Tim. 

[Richard Groyper]

I assume you guys saw this?

'muh profanity'

[SpookyTim]

Forget 7 second delay, Tim is our 70 minute delay.

You can always count on me...eventually.

[albrecht]

I used to listen to Clive Bull, who took his calls on LBC. This was the overnight show, they never knew who it was until they called him back one night and got his answerphone. LBC used to be fun but they have ruined it now. He was planning to call in one night as 'Hermann the German' but he died before that happened. If you never heard him do a series called Why Bother I recommend it. It's on YT.

Yes. Hilarious and so bizarre. How does one come up with such stuff?

The thing I like about the "Sven from Swiss Cottage" is that, at least initially, as you mentioned he didn't know. And the bizarre storyline and tying in current events to the schtick. Dukakis (who talked on ESPN about fish,) Jutta, whose father made a fortune in pilchards, football hooliganism doesn't happen in Norway because they have fish exhibitions, etc. So bizarre and hilarious.

[bellNwhistle]

I guess this tells you Heather does not have access to Art’s studio equipment?

Also, is she even on terrestrial radio? Why does she need that?

As well, it’s okay to have Mr. Happy Fapper on, but no swearing?

[PChirp]

Leaves hands soft. You're soaking in it now.

+100 Bravo, Aldous 

#TidePods

[malachi.martini]

LOL

muh strong powerful womyn needs a censors panic button, imagine my shock.

[GravitySucks]

You were one of the Heathens we weren’t allowed to hang with.

What are the odds that two of you would end up on Bellgab in the same century, let alone the same time? 

[malachi.martini]

Heather's fake sentiments make me sick.

yeeeaaaaassss

ooooh yesssss

ha ha ha ha