Midnight In The Desert

[Zenman]

https://twitter.com/keithrowland/status/996509826082467840

Oh, shit. 50 more pages. 

[Tommie Knocker]

it's deeper than Mel's Hole. gaping. yawning. what have you.

heard it is so wide that when he goes for a colonoscopy the Dr. just sticks his head in and looks around, no camera needed

[wr250]

And I'll take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

40oz to freedom?

[Doomed]

Best of

Impossible

[Richard Groyper]

heard it is so wide that when he goes for a colonoscopy the Dr. just sticks his head in and looks around, no camera needed

this is accurate. also, if it's quiet you can hear the ocean.

[Lilith]

This may be the dumbest argument I've ever read.
LOL

Of our 11 kids, 4 are over the age of 20 and on their own.
My finances are fine, I work doing something I love and my wife works. We take care of our own.
Thanks for the concern and weird discussion.

Now pass the Tide pods and let's all be friends.

I see I'm very late, but CONGRATULATIONS on making top right!

TidePods, Dave

[Tommie Knocker]

this is accurate. also, if it's quiet you can hear the ocean.

no need for toilet paper, the crap never touches the sides

[Catsmile]

That doesn’t mean he didn’t have all frikkin weekend to find an address.

Careful nao, hater.
Drink your tide pods

[El Chorro]

So....Heather says no show because no dump button; LNM says no show because they can't get the server upgraded till tomorrow? Which is it?

There's no excuse for her not to have a show because of the dump button. Just get a guest...a professional has a show unless there are technical problems that prevent it, and a bad dump button is not preventing her from broadcasting.

She's either pissed because of the bad audio but doesn't want to admit they didn't get it figured out ahead of time, or she's lost her nerve. Not doing a show for the reason she's stating is the same exact behavior as not doing a show for weeks after Art died.

She is not professional. She is not being good to her fans. She is being an amateur, a drama queen, and looking for any reason not to go on.

[Nobody]

I would rather masturbate with my own excrement than ever hear Heather Wades voice again. God she sucks...

Many thanks for not posting an accompanying .gif to help hammer home your point. 

(Some of us are still capable of appreciating that sort of understated elegance.)

[Richard Groyper]

no need for toilet paper, the crap never touches the sides

perfect poop every time. nice.

[Catsmile]

Oh, Shill Bill..

https://twitter.com/xxxxbillxxx/status/996515815515025408

The “man” kinda has a point, though.

Hating on keith for shame
Quick tide pod shots

[Tommie Knocker]

perfect poop every time. nice.

true and if you yell in it you get one hell of an echo chamber.

[bellNwhistle]

Hating on keith for shame
Quick tide pod shots

#YesSir
#IllhaveSomeMoreSir
#TidePods
#Yum

[Walks_At_Night]

Ms. Debbie Harry cordially invites anyone interested to join us in the lunacy that is the Dietrich thread at the top of the hour. 
It's a rough ride and not for everyone but definitely rather unique.  Not many hosts attack their audience with such vehemence.

Here is a direct link to Topical Tuesday with the Dougster himself -> http://studioa.freedomslips.com:8054/;?1513133802506

[Tommie Knocker]

Ms. Debbie Harry cordially invites anyone interested to join us in the lunacy that is the Dietrich thread at the top of the hour. 
It's a rough ride and not for everyone but definitely rather unique.  Not many hosts attack their audience with such vehemence.

Here is a direct link to Topical Tuesday with the Dougster himself -> http://studioa.freedomslips.com:8054/;?1513133802506

just tuned in and it sounds like he is talking about HLW and her crew

[PChirp]

Cheers...

Dave,

I'm thinking MAJOR sponsorship here with Procter & Gamble! 

Great Job!

#TidePods     

[Walks_At_Night]

just tuned in and it sounds like he is talking about HLW and her crew

Dougie starts at the top of the hour.  This is just some schmoo  But thanks. 
I need a replacement to hang with Gunner - he's been through a lot.  Dietrich's even read Gunner's SSN on air.

[Doomed]

heard it is so wide that when he goes for a colonoscopy the Dr. just sticks his head in and looks around, no camera needed

No open flames! PHOOOM!

[Richard Groyper]

true and if you yell in it you get one hell of an echo chamber.

ah yes, generate some good vibrations within. Whitley is a human tuning fork.

[Nobody]

I've seen how you articulate your thoughts here, and noticed your input is nuanced unlike the majority of the balderdash being posted moment by moment.

I feel obliged to point out that I post bollocks, not balderdash.

(Ran out of balderdash ages ago and had to switch to the cheaper, inferior brand.  Sorry!) 

[Jocko Johnson]

heard it is so wide that when he goes for a colonoscopy the Dr. just sticks his head in and looks around, no camera needed

The Dr. does put that miners light on his head too for illumination into that cavern.

[Richard Groyper]

Dougie starts at the top of the hour.  This is just some schmoo  But thanks. 
I need a replacement to hang with Gunner - he's been through a lot.  Dietrich's even read Gunner's SSN on air.

i can't commit, Walks. too many irons in the fire and such.

[bellNwhistle]

https://twitter.com/artbellcom/status/996530098059661313

[Richard Groyper]

The Dr. does put that miners light on his head too for illumination into that cavern.

the Dr. just needs a safety harness and a rope. "LOOKOUT BELOW"!

[Jocko Johnson]

no need for toilet paper, the crap never touches the sides

The vittles come out just like they go in, just chewed a bit

[LadyFish]

So....Heather says no show because no dump button; LNM says no show because they can't get the server upgraded till tomorrow? Which is it?

There's no excuse for her not to have a show because of the dump button. Just get a guest...a professional has a show unless there are technical problems that prevent it, and a bad dump button is not preventing her from broadcasting.

She's either pissed because of the bad audio but doesn't want to admit they didn't get it figured out ahead of time, or she's lost her nerve. Not doing a show for the reason she's stating is the same exact behavior as not doing a show for weeks after Art died.

She is not professional. She is not being good to her fans. She is being an amateur, a drama queen, and looking for any reason not to go on.

I agree. She took only three or four calls anyways last night.

The legacy site was updated for tonight’s open lines. Either Carl didn’t get the memo or he hasn’t figured out how to update a legacy website for a rerun.

[Walks_At_Night]

i can't commit, Walks. too many irons in the fire and such.

Oh I understand completely.  Amy would just dissolve into a puddle of goo if she heard this stuff.

[PrairieGhost]

So Heater Wad is a replay tonight? Is this true?

[Richard Groyper]

Oh I understand completely.  Amy would just dissolve into a puddle of goo if she heard this stuff.

sweet Amy's precious head would explode after hearing such filth.