Midnight In The Desert

[bellNwhistle]

I hear Dr. Turi will be the first guest on the MITD relaunch.

http://www.drturi.com/verne-troyer-and-art-bell-suicide/

Is the MITD relaunch officially on? 

[Roswells, Art]

Damn gurl. You’re  rough.

If some dude did that...

Yeah, that never happens around here.

[GravitySucks]

You all can have it! Can you take Lasha too while you're at it? Please, pretty please?

So, we get back a rainbow that has been drug through the mud and is all sticky with lube and glitter???

Y’all weren’t happy with the paisley. We gave you paisley, purple and nehru collars. But NOOOO. Had to fuck with the CareBears.

[GravitySucks]

Yeah, that never happens around here.

Body shaming is not the same as slut shaming. Is it?

[Roswells, Art]

So, we get back a rainbow that has been drug through the mud and is all sticky with lube and glitter???

Y’all weren’t happy with the paisley. We gave you paisley, purple and nehru collars. But NOOOO. Had to fuck with the CareBears.

What? We can still wear paisley...or wait... is that why the women were hitting on me?

[ponyboysunset]

So, we get back a rainbow that has been drug theough the mud and is all sticky with lube and glitter???

Y’all weren’t happy with the paisley. We gave you paisley, purple and nehru collars. But NOOOO. Had to fuck with the CareBears.

Nothing better to do with our time I guess. LOL. Technically didn't God create the rainbow as a sign he would never destroy the earth by water again or some bible shit like that? So if that is true (it's not) then aren't we technically fucking with God?
LOL.
#alreadygoingtohell
#maybesatanhaspoliticialoffices
#atleastabusdrivertohellforsure
#seemostofyoubellgabbersthere

[Walks_At_Night]

I hear Dr. Turi will be the first guest on the MITD relaunch.

http://www.drturi.com/verne-troyer-and-art-bell-suicide/

So what's up with the Help Fight the Reptilius link on that page?  It scares me..........

[ShayP]

So, we get back a rainbow that has been drug through the mud and is all sticky with lube and glitter???

Y’all weren’t happy with the paisley. We gave you paisley, purple and nehru collars. But NOOOO. Had to fuck with the CareBears.

Cheer Bear is a very happy and perky bear, who helps everyone be their happiest and cheer up those who are unhappy. She has carnation pink fur and her belly symbol is a rainbow.

Cheer Bear was also a pain in the ass.  I'm like...shit!...just give me my space.

[ShayP]

Body shaming is not the same as slut shaming. Is it?

Shame on you.

[ponyboysunset]

Cheer Bear is a very happy and perky bear, who helps everyone be their happiest and cheer up those who are unhappy. She has carnation pink fur and her belly symbol is a rainbow.

Cheer Bear was also a pain in the ass.  I'm like...shit!...just give me my space.

Had a cheer bear as my kid and was my favorite. LOL.

[ItsOver]

If you look on a map he is higher than Aldous

Is that even possible?  I've never used a map for a high gauge.

[ponyboysunset]

Is that even possible?  I've never used a map for a high gauge.

Me neither. Highest I ever was when I was in my late 20s I bought all munchies that were the same color. Orange Hostess Cupcakes, Cheetos and Orange Power Aid and thought it was the funniest thing ever. That's more of a gauge.

[GravitySucks]

What? We can still wear paisley...or wait... is that why the women were hitting on me?

No. In your case they were hitting on you because you looked hot. Paisley or no paisley.

[Roswells, Art]

Me neither. Highest I ever was when I was in my late 20s I bought all munchies that were the same color. Orange Hostess Cupcakes, Cheetos and Orange Power Aid and thought it was the funniest thing ever. That's more of a gauge.

That is pretty funny.

[AlternativeSide]

Keith Rowlands Art Bell Party

Sat April 28 - We’ll start at the normal time 9pm pacific / Midnight eastern. Maybe I’ll take some calls

That could conflict with Hoagie Time...

[GravitySucks]

Shame on you.

You have me all wrong big guy. I was slamming the girl that was shaming Heather’s looks. These Valley Girls that are used to waltzing down Venice Beach hoping to star in a David Lee Roth music video should not be coming on here and body shaming Heather just because she looks like a horse. Or something.

[Richard Groyper]

"maybe take some calls"? bitch, you better take some calls!

[GravitySucks]

Keith Rowlands Art Bell Party

That could conflict with Hoagie Time...

They are doing this evil thing just to screw with Falkie’s birthday live video.

[Richard Groyper]

They are doing this evil thing just to screw with Falkie’s birthday live video.

#FreeArtBellsBumperMusic

#FreeArtBellsAutopsyReport

[bellNwhistle]

You have me all wrong big guy. I was slamming the girl that was shaming Heather’s looks. These Valley Girls that are used to waltzing down Ventura Beach hoping to star in a David Lee Roth music video should not be coming on here and body shaming Heather just because she looks like a cat horse. Or something.

duuude. Like, that’s not even, like, remotely amusing. Fur sure. I mean, like, I’ve never “waltzed” down any beach in Ventura, man!

[GravitySucks]

Is that even possible?  I've never used a map for a high gauge.

I judge by how long I sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

[Roswells, Art]

No. In your case they were hitting on you because you looked hot. Paisley or no paisley.

[GravitySucks]

duuude. Like, that’s not even, like, remotely amusing. Fur sure. I mean, like, I’ve never “waltzed” down any beach in Ventura, man!

Like mother. Gag ne already. I changed it to Venice. Ok? Geeeeez

[Dr. MD MD]

duuude. Like, that’s not even, like, remotely amusing. Fur sure. I mean, like, I’ve never “waltzed” down any beach in Ventura, man!

Literally! :

[ShayP]

You have me all wrong big guy. I was slamming the girl that was shaming Heather’s looks. These Valley Girls that are used to waltzing down Ventura Beach hoping to star in a David Lee Roth music video should not be coming on here and body shaming Heather just because she looks like a horse. Or something.

Hmm.  Okay.  I don't think Heather is a bad looking woman at all.  She just sucks.  Who's the Valley Girl by the way?

[ShayP]

duuude. Like, that’s not even, like, remotely amusing. Fur sure. I mean, like, I’ve never “waltzed” down any beach in Ventura, man!

Well gag me with a spoon.

[GravitySucks]

duuude. Like, that’s not even, like, remotely amusing. Fur sure. I mean, like, I’ve never “waltzed” down any beach in Ventura, man!

Like mother. Really. I changed it man. Like it now reads Venice. Ok?  Gag me already man.

[Dr. MD MD]

I judge by how long I sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-DZdZIMhAk

[ItsOver]

I judge by how long I sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

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[GravitySucks]

Hmm.  Okay.  I don't think Heather is a bad looking woman at all.  She just sucks.  Who's the Valley Girl by the way?

Art’s other illegitimate daughter. BellNWhistle.