Midnight In The Desert

[zeebo]

I don't know if I should feel nostalgic or embarrassed.

Nice, looks like you got the Pro version. 

[comaphobe]

I hear that Art Bell thunderclap a calling.

I think it was the Windows 95 startup sound

[Bluejay]

If you're gonna make a shit website, might as well break out the badass skeleton gifs, the classic alien gifs, the dancing baby & and so on and include a fake hit counter.

Just some good ole html done in notepad with a repeating space background, kind of like Mad Martians website

[dsz]

I just realized what Header is doing. She's making her site as a throwback to the old 90's artbell.com pages as a nod to the "the legacy". So while not done ironically, it is done intentionally. That or she's still just catshit crazy.

http://web.archive.org/web/20020124050722/http://www.artbell.com:80/

Granted the old artbell.com pages are still better.

[69CheckMate]

Before robots, what did they rinse out the women with?

White vinegar.
Don't ask me how I know.

[GravitySucks]

White vinegar.
Don't ask me how I know.

It was kinda supposed to be one of those rhetorical questions.


Seems like one could sanitize a robot easier than a human. 

[Grifynne]

Nice, looks like you got the Pro version.

Only the best for my computer when I'm not using it.

[comaphobe]

Title banners don't belong on websites. Not in the 90s and not now. They are retarded and always have been. They are stupider than a landing page. Yeah we get it, big huge fucking banner across the top of every screen. Don't be that person.

[SaucyRossy]

Is that actually Keith in a YouTube chat saying cpme at me bro?

[dsz]

This idiot is doxxing peoples phone numbers live over youtube.  :

And if she has any integrity whatsoever she will dump Joe and find another network or just do it herself. If Heather is batshit I don't even know how to define Joe.

[PrairieGhost]

Is that actually Keith in a YouTube chat saying cpme at me bro?

No lol

Would be funny if it was though.

[comaphobe]

The retro Art Bell page looks good overall, I like the control panel... The CSS could be tidied up a bit. The only thing that is really off about it is the fact there is no proper frameset. The nav buttons all reload every time you click a link and this sloppyness reminds me too much of the present day. Atleast you didn't have to scroll for days back then. Some of these wordpress pages these days are deeper than Mel's hole.  IMO W3C can go fuck themselves.

[Sean92008]

White vinegar.
Don't ask me how I know.

I saw a Brooke Shields movie, I think she was 11 or something and she played (hehe) a prostitute who rinsed her vagchacha out with a shaken bottle of Coke.  The transdermal cocaine absorption (later replaced with caffeine) plus the tingle of thousands of tiny cleansing bubbles must have been more satisfying than the two-pump chump she just took the load from.

Didn't the Summer's Eve douche mention vinegar in their ads?

[69CheckMate]

It was kinda supposed to be one of those rhetorical questions.


Seems like one could sanitize a robot easier than a human.

Enjoy a salad and think about it. 

[Rix Gins]

I don't mind politics in the broad sense, particularly as it relates to historical contexts, or general principles.  Like how about a show on the Russian Revolution which I know nothing about? 

Hi Zeeb.  Perhaps this might help you out.  "Peace! Land! Bread!"  Vladimir Lenin.  Until then, lots of Russian people were starving.  So now you know something about it.

[timebandit]

#heather says let them eat cake

haha omg I go a million of em

[Walks_At_Night]

Hi Zeeb.  Perhaps this might help you out.  "Peace! Land! Bread!"  Vladimir Lenin.  Until then, lots of Russian people were starving.  So now you know something about it.

and if Grand Duchess Tatiana were a US President, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.

[Uncle Duke]

I saw a Brooke Shields movie, I think she was 11 or something and she played (hehe) a prostitute who rinsed her vagchacha out with a shaken bottle of Coke.  The transdermal cocaine absorption (later replaced with caffeine) plus the tingle of thousands of tiny cleansing bubbles must have been more satisfying than the two-pump chump she just took the load from.

Didn't the Summer's Eve douche mention vinegar in their ads?

https://youtu.be/3YJmUZXGxD0

[69CheckMate]

#heather says let them eat cake

haha omg I go a million of em

# AreYouReallyASackOfVinegar?

[Rix Gins]

It's like high school.  The National Honor Society types think it's Schrader.  The jocks want Syrett.   The nerds are pulling for Micah Hanks.   The stoners want Hoagland.
The dregs want Dietrich.   

WAN = Dreg

Walks, just wanted you to know how much I liked your answer.  Looks like the Honor Society took the cake.

[zeebo]

Hi Zeeb.  Perhaps this might help you out.  "Peace! Land! Bread!"  Vladimir Lenin.  Until then, lots of Russian people were starving.  So now you know something about it.

Nice intro, thanks! 

[Walks_At_Night]

Walks, just wanted you to know how much I liked your answer.  Looks like the Honor Society took the cake.

Ha!  There is a mistake of course,  the stoners would want Connie Willis.

The real question is which camp were you in during High School Rix?

[Sean92008]

Well, Keith has posted the intro audio by Our Guy Dave (Mr. Winnie to me)...

https://twitter.com/ArtBellCom/status/994402900737601537

[dsz]

The retro Art Bell page looks good overall, I like the control panel... The CSS could be tidied up a bit. The only thing that is really off about it is the fact there is no proper frameset. The nav buttons all reload every time you click a link and this sloppyness reminds me too much of the present day. Atleast you didn't have to scroll for days back then. Some of these wordpress pages these days are deeper than Mel's hole.  IMO W3C can go fuck themselves.

I know. It's terrible. I shouldn't have to scroll for days with some Tumblr pages just to look at porn. "Next" or "next page" are the most underused of all buttons.

#BellgabMoreThrillingThanPorn
#SchraderNotMoreThrillingThanPorn
#QueenHeather
#WtfHappenedToCatsmile?

[dsz]

Well, Keith has posted the intro audio by Our Guy Dave (Mr. Winnie to me)...

So if he's Mr. Winnie wouldn't that also make him a Pooh?

[dsz]

Just three more pages until mv jumps out of a cake.

[damon]

Will Falkie be a guess on which Midnight in the Desert? Dave or Heather??

[paladin1991]

This idiot is doxxing peoples phone numbers live over youtube.  :

He's threatened that action before, during his 'chat/intro' with Heather.  If I were doxed by this shitbird.  I'd take a little trip and have a chat with him on his front porch. Sooner or later, he'll screw with the wrong asshole.  And he'll have that chat.  Sooner or later.


Everybody talks like a gangster.  Until it's time to be a gangster.  *hear my laughter*


 

[69CheckMate]

 


He's threatened that action before, during his 'chat/intro' with Heather.  If I were doxed by this shitbird.  I'd take a little trip and have a chat with him on his front porch. Sooner or later, he'll screw with the wrong asshole.  And he'll have that chat.  Sooner or later.


Everybody talks like a gangster.  Until it's time to be a gangster.  *hear my laughter*

👍

[dsz]

Hahahaha... In the past few hours Heather has changed the icons on her side menu after http://bartelllegacy.com/index.html copied her original ones. She is SO lurking here. Dammit Heather, just post. It's fun, really.

Sincerely, one of your few #TeamHeather peeps (or meows) on here.