20151102 - Cody Lundin - Survival - Live Show Chat Thread

[SciFiAuthor]

Now, see, this is where it gets weird. The reason humans don't catch fish with their hands is because we can make things like nets. No matter HOW bad it would get, you could always fashion a net. Humans have been doing it for thousands of years. So why isn't he focused on making nets?

[Gumby, Dammit]

So far I've learned not to drink my pee, and TV producers suck.

He's not being truthful about the pee...

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

OMG.  Was chasing images and I came across this one of Cody's dad.

Pffffft  - LOL
Is that Dan Haggerty ?

[Zzzzillion]

Seconded !
Yah, he's bitter at being fucked over. Justifiable.

This guy has a code he sticks to. Not many people can claim that... truthfully.
Has anyone here spent a week in the woods with nothing more than a good knife and a cooking pot ?
Well ?? ??
Anyone ??

No.

Wanna' know why?

Because it's the 21st century, and I'm not an idiot.

[norland2424]

I can live with that. Don't judge me.

i wont judge but god will..... 

[WOTR]

I kind of hope that the direction of the interview changes or I may have to go make something for dessert.  I had thought it would be interesting to hear what he says- but I'm sick of television and how he was fucked around.  I get it.

It's not too late to save the show. I'm really hoping that he can move past it and do the interview.

[K_Dubb]

Now, see, this is where it gets weird. The reason humans don't catch fish with their hands is because we can make things like nets. No matter HOW bad it would get, you could always fashion a net. Humans have been doing it for thousands of years. So why isn't he focused on making nets?

Because maybe you left your net-making nanobots at home, and you're really hungry.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Now, see, this is where it gets weird. The reason humans don't catch fish with their hands is because we can make things like nets. No matter HOW bad it would get, you could always fashion a net. Humans have been doing it for thousands of years. So why isn't he focused on making nets?

Because he has a license to catch fish with his bare hands. You understand.

[chandlerkaiden]

It ALWAYS works out that the ones that look least appealing to me by the description are the most fun.

[Zzzzillion]

Now he's talking about the fan mail he gets from turned-on little girls.


I knew it.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I kind of hope that the direction of the interview changes or I may have to go make something for dessert.  I had thought it would be interesting to hear what he says- but I'm sick of television and how he was fucked around.  I get it.

It's not too late to save the show. I'm really hoping that he can move past it and do the interview.

I'm hoping he has a recipe for boot gumbo.

[nbirnes]

Now, see, this is where it gets weird. The reason humans don't catch fish with their hands is because we can make things like nets. No matter HOW bad it would get, you could always fashion a net. Humans have been doing it for thousands of years. So why isn't he focused on making nets?

I saw a Canadian movie where they made a quick fish-catcher from sticks and pantyhose. Back when pantyhose was a thing.

[ShayP]

I saw a Canadian movie where they made a quick fish-catcher from sticks and pantyhose. Back when pantyhose was a thing.

I love pantyhose.

[chandlerkaiden]

Now he's talking about the fan mail he gets from turned-on little girls.


I knew it.

No shit. It's like he TRIED to make that sound bad.

[Rix Gins]

So do these dudes have green roofs?

[SciFiAuthor]

Because maybe you left your net-making nanobots at home, and you're really hungry.

Weaved sticks, balls of yarn from the destroyed walmart, just about anything will do. We have the collective knowledge of 30,000 years of human history behind us. Some can apply that, some can't, but it seems stupid to throw it all away and go back the square one and try to catch fish with your hands. Make a net with what you have available.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

No.

Wanna' know why?

Because it's the 21st century, and I'm not an idiot.

So in other words your just here to bitch.
OK.

[nbirnes]

I love pantyhose.

You can also use it to strain varnish, and on the end of the vacuum cleaner to pick up tiny bits of things that might have gotten into the shag.

Or, girls.

[Gumby, Dammit]

So do these dudes have green roofs?

Shotgun, please.

[JamesMcDonald]

Now, see, this is where it gets weird. The reason humans don't catch fish with their hands is because we can make things like nets. No matter HOW bad it would get, you could always fashion a net. Humans have been doing it for thousands of years. So why isn't he focused on making nets?

A crow catches fish with a french fry.

[norland2424]

addiction is a vicious cycle.... 

[ShayP]

You can also use it to strain varnish, and on the end of the vacuum cleaner to pick up tiny bits of things that might have gotten into the shag.

Or, girls.

For guys...back in the day, they were great for holding your pads when you played football. 

[Rix Gins]

Pffffft  - LOL
Is that Dan Haggerty ?

Bingo, Logan.  Yeah that's Dan.

[Catsmile]

A crow catches fish with a french fry.

Even a Crow is smarter than this guy, as far as I can tell.

[SciFiAuthor]

I saw a Canadian movie where they made a quick fish-catcher from sticks and pantyhose. Back when pantyhose was a thing.

Right, you'd have all sorts of trash and detritus around to build stuff with. This guy seems to be no MacGyver.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Weaved sticks, balls of yarn from the destroyed walmart, just about anything will do. We have the collective knowledge of 30,000 years of human history behind us. Some can apply that, some can't, but it seems stupid to throw it all away and go back the square one and try to catch fish with your hands. Make a net with what you have available.

I suppose it depends how much time you have, and what you have available.

[norland2424]

did Art just dump him?

[K_Dubb]

Oooh here it comes!  Let it out, Art!

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

You can also use it to strain varnish, and on the end of the vacuum cleaner to pick up tiny bits of things that might have gotten into the shag.

Or, girls.

Can be used for a temporary waterpump / fan belt  to get you home without the car overheating too.

[Zzzzillion]

So in other words your just here to bitch.
OK.

Correct.

Now shut up.