20151016 - Art Bell Open Lines - Live Show Chat Thread

[AppealPlay]

Okay, guys...what the hell is this guy on about?

[zeebo]

Great caller! Ah culd barly unerstan im, boot thaht's wot med it grret!

hehe oove nayeld eet!

[trostol]

i could use some of that right about now

[chefist]

Don't have a C.Crane radio, but I have their FM Transmitter 2 and use it every day. Absolutely love it!

How do you use it? I was thinking of getting one...

[Morgus]

super powers? like....superman and flying and stuff?

yep, like invisibilty, mind reading, xray vision

[henge0stone]

Art needs to come up with better lines. Last two open lines were great shows but the special lines weren't great. Tonights a real bore. Aside from the alien megastructure talk its been a real miss, but there is still half of the show left.

[Auslandia]

Short Wave callers are always the most boring. Anyone ever notice that?

They speak a language less decipherable than Scottish

[norland2424]

nuke those damn aliens 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Did anyone else catch that he was saying there's an "Arthur Bell" brand whiskey?

Sign me up and get me a bottle

That would be the perfect gift for Art for Christmas. Better get him two though, one to drink, and one to put in a glass display box.

[Scorch]

Art, you need to get an Android.  Drop the Apple BS!

Apple products are for "the elderly & the retarded"!

I'm kidding of course.

[RoseGirl]

yep, like invisibilty, mind reading, xray vision

did I mention that Friday thing?

[Crapphazzard]

I have a superpower...its dangling a 40 lb brick from a certain body part

[Sandra Kristen]

Art needs to come up with better lines. Last two open lines were great shows but the special lines weren't great. Tonights a real bore. Aside from the alien megastructure talk its been a real miss, but there is still half of the show left.

Show has been great so far. The special line is a dud but I've really enjoyed most of the callers.

[Caruthers612]

            Ye cannae look under me kilt!

[MABUSE]

When a call-in quotes Reagan restating Vonnegut, I reach for my Absinthe.
(like I need an excuse...)
**M**

[zeebo]

Art needs to come up with better lines. Last two open lines were great shows but the special lines weren't great. Tonights a real bore. Aside from the alien megastructure talk its been a real miss, but there is still half of the show left.

I still like my "I've got a great idea for a movie" line.  C'mon practically no one has superppowers but everyone's got a crazy movie idea in their heads.

[Sandra Kristen]

I have a superpower...its dangling a 40 lb brick from a certain body part

Are you sure it's not cancer?

[ZomZom]

Ster-il-ize.

[QuantumMystics]

They can't invade us remember War of Worlds, we earned our immunity, they would die if they tried to breath our atmosphere probably. Otherwise they'd already be here? Who knows.

[Mild Bill]

FBB - LOL  I've got that issue !

Great minds, my Brother

[Morgus]

Art needs to come up with better lines. Last two open lines were great shows but the special lines weren't great.

Yeah I like the classic special lines ones like: time travelers, area51 employees, men in black, anti-christs, etc.

[Dr_Blue]

[Auslandia]

Braaaaaaaaps.  I'm headed to bed

[trostol]

When a call-in quotes Reagan restating Vonnegut, I reach for my Absinthe.
(like I need an excuse...)
**M**

i wanna try that though i am sure i wont like it

[MABUSE]

I have a superpower...its dangling a 40 lb brick from a certain body part

colostomy jokes at this time of night?
**M**

[trostol]

Braaaaaaaaps.  I'm headed to bed

night

[Weirdoradio]

Art needs to come up with better lines. Last two open lines were great shows but the special lines weren't great. Tonights a real bore. Aside from the alien megastructure talk its been a real miss, but there is still half of the show left.

5 open line ideas that suck less than this

1. The 'I was once in a cult/am currently in a cult' line
2. The 'I wrestle with demons' line
3. The 'I've been harassed by local law enforcement' line
4. The 'Na na na na na na na na na na Batman' line
5. The 'Am I on?' line

[Uncle Duke]

There is no SAC.  French yes.

[zeebo]

Oh now you've done it ... Ms. Fenn, my early 90's kryptonite.

[trostol]

hmm..C2C stole my idea i gave to Ross for a hoagie show