20151016 - Art Bell Open Lines - Live Show Chat Thread

[Sandra Kristen]

Wow this line had been a dud so far.

[JamesMcDonald]

go home caller you're drunk

[Crapphazzard]

that was weird 

[AppealPlay]

Oof.  Art needs a car crash sound effect.

[trostol]

"Is this me?"
Only you would know that for sure sir, but it sure sounds like you!

reminded me of MASH on Kim Luck day

"This is me"

[trostol]

thought he was gonna say dead people

[Sandra Kristen]

I can see aliens when I put on a special pair of sunglasses.

[JamesMcDonald]

I can see aliens when I put on a special pair of sunglasses.

I can see sunglasses when I put them on an alien.   

[AppealPlay]

Caller, was it a mean baby?

[Auslandia]

Someone should call in & ask wtf is going on with Hoagie

[Scorch]

+11

Maybe he'll find this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7EQ4xsq9QA

[ZomZom]

I can see aliens when I put on a special pair of sunglasses.

They should make a movie about that.

[aldousburbank]

I can see aliens when I put on a special pair of sunglasses.

I can see aliens when they smoke dmt.

[Saltheart]

I don't recall Art saying "2 drink maximum", did I miss that? I don't want to be DQ'd.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Oof.  Art needs a car crash sound effect.

Or the Gong Show      Gong

[trostol]

I can see aliens when I put on a special pair of sunglasses.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

[Weirdoradio]

Someone should call in & ask wtf is going on with Hoagie

"My superpower is the ability to figure out how much I'm going to enjoy The Other Side of Midnight each night.
The answer, this week, is never. I'm never enjoying that show."

[SciFiAuthor]

This guy wants a show about self repairing fleshlights

He picked the very worst possible way to express the Singularity concept. I'd have simply said 80% of people alive today will not die. Ever. It's more catchy.

[henge0stone]

What's Hoagland done this time? Why does everyone hate him again?

[Uncle Duke]

He's still playing that richard Dolan ad that sounds like it was recorded on a Mickey Mouse Wallis talkie lol.  Did anyone catch that the conference is sponsored by some liquor stre??

Yeah, and why would the head football coach at Michigan State appear at at a UFO conference?

(Friendly advice----Take MSU and the points @ Mich tomorrow.)

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

This was a bad idea for an open lines night. Maybe when there are more stations were more kooks can hear about it to call in. Open line topics need a week for the good ones to build up.

[Dr_Blue]

[norland2424]

only type of aliens i ever see 

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

What's Hoagland done this time? Why does everyone hate him again?

Hoagland's skin is his sin.

[Weirdoradio]

What's Hoagland done this time? Why does everyone hate him again?

Dude got drunk
Broke our TV.

Then he got drunk
Drunk dialed the cops.

Dude got drunk again
Broke our backup TV.

Can't trust the man with the Perfect Hairâ,,¢

[Mild Bill]

Someone should call in & ask wtf is going on with Hoagie

I asked Google and it referenced "douche bag".

[Dr_Blue]

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I liked that show with rowdy roddy piper.

[SciFiAuthor]

What's Hoagland done this time? Why does everyone hate him again?

He revealed himself as the radio equivalent of a Sith lord.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

They should make a movie about that.

LOL